"...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
Received: Dudes need to learn what blinds on windows are. L and G wanted to go outside to laugh at Trump stuff. We are in outdoor parking garage overlooking the apartments across the street. I look over and some dude is standing in his apartment butt naked flexing in a mirror with his blinds not only open but pulled up.
Sent: Haha. Too bad it wasn't a chick.
Received: I know. I need to go campaign over there. More nudity from women. Less from me.
Sent: I should hope there'd be no nudity from you! LMAO
Sent: I would take a bath in cream cheese if I could. I love it and am holding back from eating an entire bar. Just thought that you two might want to know that.
Sent: K and I are coming down after the sermon to help you. Please don't turn us down. It is rip and dip communion and that is gross on a regular day much less in cold and flu season.
Sent: K and I are coming down after the sermon to help you. Please don't turn us down. It is rip and dip communion and that is gross on a regular day much less in cold and flu season.
Some how rip and dip just makes me vomit and laugh at the same time! ( then again.. isn't this how Jesus called out Judas at the last supper? )
Sent: I sent those videos, let me know when you get them. I had to compress them, so if you have any issues, let me know, and I'll send them via MailDrop; uncompressed.
Received: Subject: What Would Amy Do (If She Were Batman) or... Why Are People So Gross.
Stopped by public library on my way home. I get computer, log in and a 11/12 yr boy sits across from me-I can't help but see him if i'm looking at my screen. He logs in, shoves his finger up his nose and starts digging. I try to look only at the lower opposite corner of my screen but no use. I see his finger dip then move to his other nostril. digging is followed by another dip. I look to see what he's doing when he dips- and he's eating what he digs out!! I gag a little, get Kleenex from the library's desk, bend over him and quietly say, "You've been digging in your nose and eating it. I've seen you. Please use the Kleenex-it's grossing me out." I sit back down, he uses the Kleenex thoroughly, throws it away and sits. All is fine. In less than two minutes, he starts doing that snuffling/snorting-in-the-back-of-his-throat-thing guys do to clear out snot. I close my computer and quietly leave. ewwww....
Sent: I just laughed out loud in the potato chip aisle.
Sent: K and I are coming down after the sermon to help you. Please don't turn us down. It is rip and dip communion and that is gross on a regular day much less in cold and flu season.
Some how rip and dip just makes me vomit and laugh at the same time! ( then again.. isn't this how Jesus called out Judas at the last supper? )
Jesus sayeth, "Let's rip 'em and dip 'em, boys!" I'm not KJV, but that is not in my version!
Sent: K and I are coming down after the sermon to help you. Please don't turn us down. It is rip and dip communion and that is gross on a regular day much less in cold and flu season.
Some how rip and dip just makes me vomit and laugh at the same time! ( then again.. isn't this how Jesus called out Judas at the last supper? )
Jesus sayeth, "Let's rip 'em and dip 'em, boys!" I'm not KJV, but that is not in my version!
LMBO! This just made lol!
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Received: Subject: What Would Amy Do (If She Were Batman) or... Why Are People So Gross.
Stopped by public library on my way home. I get computer, log in and a 11/12 yr boy sits across from me-I can't help but see him if i'm looking at my screen. He logs in, shoves his finger up his nose and starts digging. I try to look only at the lower opposite corner of my screen but no use. I see his finger dip then move to his other nostril. digging is followed by another dip. I look to see what he's doing when he dips- and he's eating what he digs out!! I gag a little, get Kleenex from the library's desk, bend over him and quietly say, "You've been digging in your nose and eating it. I've seen you. Please use the Kleenex-it's grossing me out." I sit back down, he uses the Kleenex thoroughly, throws it away and sits. All is fine. In less than two minutes, he starts doing that snuffling/snorting-in-the-back-of-his-throat-thing guys do to clear out snot. I close my computer and quietly leave. ewwww....
Sent: I just laughed out loud in the potato chip aisle.
I'm thankful further snot details (ie, color and consistency) were not provided
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"..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
“..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Sent: Haha. Too bad it wasn't a chick.
Received: I know. I need to go campaign over there. More nudity from women. Less from me.
Sent: I should hope there'd be no nudity from you! LMAO
(I think he meant to type men, not me. I hope.
Received: Btw, the naked dude has a Canadian flag. Fucking Canadians.
Sent: Wow, you sure took some time looking at him long enough to see the flag.
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Um, nope. Not going near that one.
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
My bestie referring to my daughter and hubby who won't play long drawn out rounds of board games with me like she and I used to do...
Tattooed Dissident!
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
( then again.. isn't this how Jesus called out Judas at the last supper? )
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
Subject: What Would Amy Do (If She Were Batman) or... Why Are People So Gross.
Stopped by public library on my way home. I get computer, log in and a 11/12 yr boy sits across from me-I can't help but see him if i'm looking at my screen. He logs in, shoves his finger up his nose and starts digging. I try to look only at the lower opposite corner of my screen but no use. I see his finger dip then move to his other nostril. digging is followed by another dip. I look to see what he's doing when he dips- and he's eating what he digs out!! I gag a little, get Kleenex from the library's desk, bend over him and quietly say, "You've been digging in your nose and eating it. I've seen you. Please use the Kleenex-it's grossing me out." I sit back down, he uses the Kleenex thoroughly, throws it away and sits. All is fine. In less than two minutes, he starts doing that snuffling/snorting-in-the-back-of-his-throat-thing guys do to clear out snot. I close my computer and quietly leave. ewwww....
Sent: I just laughed out loud in the potato chip aisle.
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
^^ apparently... typo'ing runs in our family!! Lol
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1