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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Sent: Hey - just saw Jesus in my toast!
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    oftenreading said:

    Sent: Hey - just saw Jesus in my toast!

    Did you spread some butter on His Holy likeness? Perhaps some raspberry preserves?

    What did it feel like having your hunger filled by the Holy Spirit?

    And if you're Catholic, can you skip communion for the week?

    So many questions....
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    just woke up about 2 hours ago from dreaming and im so sick of the text messages from the same mob
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Sent: I tossed the salad.

    :rofl:
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    hedonist said:

    Sent: I tossed the salad.

    :rofl:

    Lol that made me laugh..
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Falls under the category of more than you wanted to know, but some of the ladies of 10c AET might find my annual mammogram wait conversation amusing. Thanks, SD, for getting me through the wait. :kiss:

    Sent:
    Ugh. What's with the one size fits everyone gown? I mean everyone could fit in this thing. . . Together . . . At once.

    And now Ozzy has a sex addiction.

    And what do all of these strings tie to?

    Received:
    Each other?

    Can you belt it?

    Uh . . . What's happening in that office?

    Sent:

    I'm sitting here with a TV blaring with flaps to a one size fits everyone gown just laying there. One false move and the torso gets exposed.

    The strings don't seem to match up. My breast want to peek out of the arm holes. These arm holes are giant.

    No waist ties. A waist tie. About 4" long. Not thin enough to have it wrap around. A wardrobe malfunction is on the horizon.

    Sent: A chick just walked out with strings tied. How did she manage that? Is it an intelligence puzzle that I just failed?

    Received: Ask her about the ties!

    Sent: She sat allllll the way down. I'm going to just guess that I got a dysfunctional gown. Selling that to myself. It'll work. Stress and no deodorant. My guess is that I am quite a bouquet. Go me.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Sorry for laughing at this, but thank you for the smile (both of you).
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    hedonist said:

    Sorry for laughing at this, but thank you for the smile (both of you).

    That's why I posted it. Every lady who has been there gets it and if the gentlepeople of the group haven't, they have now.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    deadendp said:

    hedonist said:

    Sorry for laughing at this, but thank you for the smile (both of you).

    That's why I posted it. Every lady who has been there gets it and if the gentlepeople of the group haven't, they have now.
    I take it the girls are now out of the vice?

    Salud.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    dankind said:

    deadendp said:

    hedonist said:

    Sorry for laughing at this, but thank you for the smile (both of you).

    That's why I posted it. Every lady who has been there gets it and if the gentlepeople of the group haven't, they have now.
    I take it the girls are now out of the vice?

    Salud.
    They are, thank you. I had a tech with a personality and that was a nice thing. The girls might just be fluffed back up to normal size . . . :wink:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    erm mary said departure was june/july its now august can you ask her when the departure is please..thanks.. :)
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    deadendp said:

    dankind said:

    deadendp said:

    hedonist said:

    Sorry for laughing at this, but thank you for the smile (both of you).

    That's why I posted it. Every lady who has been there gets it and if the gentlepeople of the group haven't, they have now.
    I take it the girls are now out of the vice?

    Salud.
    They are, thank you. I had a tech with a personality and that was a nice thing. The girls might just be fluffed back up to normal size . . . :wink:
    :rofl:

    "Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?"
    -- Roxanne
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    i would'nt even dream of it even lol really put right off and for health reasons too we will stay clear..
    btw did you get a date for take off..
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Mum said she won't again, So neither will I and besides they can do anything bc she has my eye and mum and Jesus eye only so nothing will work and if they try anything I will do something myself bc I'm allowed..... :smiley:

    Did you get a date
    xx oo
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    You do realise there was no exploration aside from an old fat dirty Indian man which I didn't understand what he was doing....otherwise I saw nothing and knew of nothing never got inside till after I past on....without choice....
    Unless you speak of today in that case yes heaps of exploration....
    Did you get a date..
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Just needed to say according to Mary she knew what she was doing and knew inside etc so blue whale was at disposition and now she's gone and slaughtered at it lol funny....
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    JWPearl said:

    Just needed to say according to Mary she knew what she was doing and knew inside etc so blue whale was at disposition and now she's gone and slaughtered at it lol funny....

    Blackbird flaps its wings at Jim Morrison.

    :i_dunno:

    My last text sent - your Camaro's hood!
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    received: I say let the fuckers choke
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    lol he likes me and knows the truth...!!!!!
  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    lets not talk about unnecessary crap its a waste of time..justice will be done...mary said..
    anyhow have you got a departure date yet im excited with anticipation..
    just ignore them you know the facts all that matters.....!!!

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