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  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    SD48277 said:

    hedonist said:

    Even worse =)

    Dr. Phil?
    Aisle twelve of Rite-Aide??
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    whispering hands said:

    SD48277 said:

    hedonist said:

    Even worse =)

    Dr. Phil?
    Aisle twelve of Rite-Aide??
    :lol:
    ELITIST FUK
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Judge Karen?
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Judge Kevin Ross :no_mouth:
  • 23scidoo23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 19,510
    Same as always..
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    edited January 2017
    Received: :kiss:
    (3 full rows of these) :lol:
    Post edited by RogueStoner on
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    INfamous
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Received: Princess is downstairs HOWLING.. like a tiny wolf. Is it such a good idea to keep taking her to see Melissa, Toby, and Alyssa?

    Sent: Dad, She is going to be fine. She NEEDS to see them, so they stay relevant to her. She's just sad and confused because she's always had at least one of them around. She will adjust, I promise.
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: I have no idea what the hell a sorting hat is and I don't wanna know.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434

    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    edited February 2017
    That came through in multiple parts!

    Sent:

    *edit - :angry:
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    Received:
    Yesterday I woke up suckin' a lemon
    Everything...in its right place

    Sent:
    Right where it belongs

    (we both love our dark musicians / writers)
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited February 2017
    Received: Birds are literally at the window, wondering why I haven't filled the feeder.
    Sent: Noticed that ours are empty except for the ball feeder.
    Received: Yup, we have about 8 inches so far.
    Sent: My inch-age isn't so inchy. =)
    Received: My 8 inches is a true 8, not a guy's 8 (that's really 6). :wink:

    Fuck! Got you snowbirds mixed up.
    Ball feeder :lol:

    Why do I feel as if my last text is going to end up on the Post Your Last Text thread?

    Sent: It is now! :lol:
    Received: :rofl:
    Post edited by deadendp on
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    =)
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Text from Walgreens that says it's time to refill my prescriptions.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    edited February 2017
    First of all...that's some funny shit up there, DEP. :lol:

    Sent: Tonight's tickets sold out before I could go but here's how bad my sense of humor is.... I was telling my husband I should stand outside before the movie starts and hand out those plastic ponchos saying "Just in case you're in the splash zone. I hear squirting's a thing these days".
    Right now, you're either laughing or removing me from your contacts list.

    No answer

    Sent later: Oh shit! Did you choose option 2 and delete me from your contacts? I swore I disclosed that I'm crazy when I met you. Lol

    Still no answer

    :rofl:
    Post edited by RogueStoner on
  • SD48277SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    ^^^ :lol:
    ELITIST FUK
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    ^^^ I should clarify this was for a prescreening of the new 50 Shades movie.
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    RogueStoner said:

    ^^^ I should clarify this was for a prescreening of the new 50 Shades movie.

    That's even better! :lol:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,138
    edited February 2017
    "Hahaha haha!!!! I literally screamed "that's my dad!" Brutal movie. Worse book."

    That was from my sister. My dad is in the new 50 Shades of Grey movie, whatever it's called (he became a movie extra when he retired - he's in tons of films). I guess my sister didn't know that and it came as a surprise when she saw him in between S&M scenes. :lol::lol: He had mentioned it to me a while ago, and I made fun of him, but then I promptly forgot all about it, lol. Anyway, the bigger issue here is, obviously, wtf my sister is doing paying to see that crap in a theatre or to read the fucking pile of shit books. I mean, really. I gave her more credit, lol.
    Post edited by PJ_Soul on
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Amongst the AniAmongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Did you fall in?
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Received: I would tell you to slap your husband but I don't want to be part of your foreplay.

    :rofl:
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent:
    Observation of the day: You can't pound down Icelandic chocolate like you can Hershey's.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    That is Urban Dictionary-ish =)
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    hedonist said:

    That is Urban Dictionary-ish =)

    Nooooooo!
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonisthedonist Posts: 24,524
    :rofl:
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,848
    Om nom nom.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Sent: making you some sweet mole ass cookies for the horses tonight.

    Received: I think your auto correct is at it again!
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,848
    whispering hands said:

    Sent: making you some sweet mole ass cookies for the horses tonight.

    Received: I think your auto correct is at it again!

    I've heard of mule ass, but mole ass? That's pretty tiny.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • HobbesHobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,433
    A mole hole?
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