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  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Sent: Ok. Working on building Scooter a tree for outside.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Sent: Yet. This ye but theses basbut fuckinshit.

    ^^^Yeah, I don't know what the hell I was trying to say either but clearly it was the tequila talking.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Received: Sorry I got distracted.

    (I think that was supposed to be D-stracted. :giggle: )
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    RogueStoner said:

    Sent: Yet. This ye but theses basbut fuckinshit.

    ^^^Yeah, I don't know what the hell I was trying to say either but clearly it was the tequila talking.

    Sooo you were so drunk you had the tequila talking jibberish? That's impressive!
    :bow:
    :hug:
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Received: you still get those? Do they ever go away, EVER???
    Sent: no. It had been ten years since the last onset.. something set it off.. I think it was cause I had nightmares about Gilbert the night before.
    Received: Fuck that POS.. I wish he could have died a worse death than just a heart attack! I wish your mom would have let you and Melissa kill him..
    sent: well he's dead. That's the important part. Lol. I am working on forgiving him, and was praying that God show me what to forgive him for.. it was like reliving it.. ugh. Thank you for checking on
    Me. I appreciate it.
    Received: always, Cuz! Yo steel muh favoright cousin! Feel better soon, Tree.
    Sent: your hillbilly is showing...
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Tree! :hug:
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Received:  There's no parking at my place. 
    Sent:  And you have that pest problem. Lol. 
    Received:  Hey...She has a name...

    :lol:
  • whispering handswhispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
     Received:Did you seriously just say that on the Porch??? ( emoji equivalent to :rofl:)
    please go rescind that, so you don't get banned.. lol whose being rude now?? But God that made me laugh!!
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Sent: Congrats on your raise and your asshole kid.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • northerndragonnortherndragon Posts: 9,851
    In that case, get your ass out here and I'll upset the hell out of you! Anything to get that pie!
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    northerndragon said:
    In that case, get your ass out here and I'll upset the hell out of you! Anything to get that pie!
    :rofl: there's that phrasing problem again!
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,721
    no way
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Pancakes?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • RogueStonerRogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Texting the hubby from the grocery store...

    Sent:  I believe you need men Dew. 

    (I meant Mtn Dew. Thanks, autocorrect! :lol:)
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,848
    dankind said:
    Pancakes?
    Yes, thanks. 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • SmallestOceansSmallestOceans Posts: 13,542
    Yess!
    Worcester1 13, Worcester2 13, Hartford 13, San Diego 13, Los Angeles1 13, Los Angeles2 13
    Trieste 14, Vienna 14, Gdynia 14, Leeds 14, Milton Keynes 14, Denver 14
    Central Park 15
    Fort Lauderdale 16, Miami 16, Tampa 16, Jacksonville 16, Greenville 16, Hampton 16, Columbia 16, Lexington 16, Philly1 16, Philly2 16, NYC1 16, NYC2 16, Quebec City 16, Ottawa 16, Toronto1 16, Toronto2 16, Fenway1 16, Fenway2 16, Wrigley1 16, Wrigley2 16


  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,137
    Sister: I'm drunk
    Me: Me too! I'm with an Irish dude.
    Sister: Lucky cock sucka

    :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    edited December 2017
    From my wife: Never fart in an MRI tube. Lesson learned.
    Post edited by dankind on
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    The other night I received the following text from an unknown number of a screen shot from a Facebook 'on this day' reminder...



    I didn't reply, I was going to reply "sorry, you sent this to a wrong number".
    Was tempted to reply "I don't".
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • dankinddankind Posts: 20,839
    Received: "Where's my fuckin merch thread?!?!?!"
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,848
    edited August 2018
    Received: “I could use some toast”. 

    Keep your goals modest and you're likely to succeed. 
    Post edited by oftenreading on
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,137
    Received: "Shit I went for a smoke - I'm coming"
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • brianluxbrianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 42,770
    These are funny! 

    The last text message I got was a few years ago.  Seriously!  I never text so I tried it once and sent the message "hi there" to a nephew.  He texted back to me:  "Holy shit balls!  A text from Brian!"  :lol:
    "Don't give in to the lies.  Don't give in to the fear. Hold on to the truth.  And to hope."
    -Jim Acosta











  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,310
    Received-

    "this is dildos."

    that is a way my group of friends say something sucks.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434

    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Hi!Hi! Posts: 3,095
    You will?

    Detroit 2000, Detroit 2003 1-2, Grand Rapids VFC 2004, Philly 2005, Grand Rapids 2006, Detroit 2006, Cleveland 2006, Lollapalooza 2007, Detroit Eddie Solo 2011, Detroit 2014, Chicago 2016 1-2, Chicago 2018 1-2, Ohana Encore 2021 1-2, Chicago Eddie/Earthlings 2022 1-2, Nashville 2022, St. Louis 2022

  • B-GirlB-Girl Posts: 105
    Sent:  03 bmw sportwagon black...again
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Yes, please. Let it go. Allow the healing to begin. 
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendpdeadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited October 2019
     
    Post edited by deadendp on
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
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