Pure and total ratfuckery Speedy. People are such greedy fuckers these days....tell Kathy to get like a little mini-recorder in the kitchen so they can catch the thief!!!!
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I've had people eat part of my leftover lunch and put it back in the fridge.
Got teriyaki, ate half of it, and I figure, I'll save the other half for lunch tomorrow.
Go get my lunch the next day, and somebody ate all the chicken left, some rice, and the salad. There was nothing left except for a couple of spoonfuls of rice. :x I don't know if I was more shocked that they stole my lunch and put it back or that they ate the rest of my partially eaten lunch, and put it back thinking I wouldn't notice they ate 'some' of it.
Oh, and HANDS OFF my hot sauce! That shit is expensive!
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
1- Peanut Butter
2- Cinnamon Raison Bagels
3- 2 apples
3- a bottle of salad dressing.
WHO DOES THAT???? :nono:
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Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
http://youtu.be/_Tc6ywqoL6o
sometimes people are hungry fuckers & they will eat whatever the fuck they get their mitts on
your wife is lucky someone at the office didn't eat her stapler or pens or even her for that matter
have your wife take her lunch to her desk/work area
get her one of those little igloo lunch coolers with the gel tops/bottom you freeze the night before
that, sir, is the end to her using the office fridge
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
My lunch was stolen a few times, so one day when cleaning out my freezer I had idea for what to do with the frozen meals that had expired...sure enough the rat bastard took it, hope he/she enjoyed it
have your wife take her lunch to her desk/work area
get her one of those little igloo lunch coolers with the gel tops/bottom you freeze the night before
that, sir, is the end to her using the office fridge
This is exactly what I do. I'm not about to put my food anywhere near where some of these office freaks could get their grubby paws on it ...
Wow. I had a similar situation. I fired someone once because they were a crackhead.
His name wasnt David was it? (not you). There was this guy once , he would get a salesmans loaner and hole up in a crack house for days.
No worse. She would take lease returns down to the NYC and trade them for crack. Nothing like handing over a $20K+ automobile with the keys for a few hundred bucks worth of crack.
the one VP I worked for years ago, I remember going up to his office the one time and he was looking for a pencil: "dammit, every Christmas time it's the same thing, all the pens and mechanical pencils disappear, people's stocking stuffers"
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Yikes, did you hire him too?
It was a she and I didn't hire her. I inherited her.
Oops
http://www.thinkofthe.com/product.php?n ... lunch-bags
Great idea! :thumbup:
Sold out. :(
"Let's check Idaho."
Got teriyaki, ate half of it, and I figure, I'll save the other half for lunch tomorrow.
Go get my lunch the next day, and somebody ate all the chicken left, some rice, and the salad. There was nothing left except for a couple of spoonfuls of rice. :x I don't know if I was more shocked that they stole my lunch and put it back or that they ate the rest of my partially eaten lunch, and put it back thinking I wouldn't notice they ate 'some' of it.
Oh, and HANDS OFF my hot sauce! That shit is expensive!
- Christopher McCandless
and then wait for HR to call
1- Peanut Butter
2- Cinnamon Raison Bagels
3- 2 apples
3- a bottle of salad dressing.
WHO DOES THAT???? :nono:
That's a great prank!
"Let's check Idaho."
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
sometimes people are hungry fuckers & they will eat whatever the fuck they get their mitts on
your wife is lucky someone at the office didn't eat her stapler or pens or even her for that matter
have your wife take her lunch to her desk/work area
get her one of those little igloo lunch coolers with the gel tops/bottom you freeze the night before
that, sir, is the end to her using the office fridge
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
This is exactly what I do. I'm not about to put my food anywhere near where some of these office freaks could get their grubby paws on it ...
"Let's check Idaho."
No worse. She would take lease returns down to the NYC and trade them for crack. Nothing like handing over a $20K+ automobile with the keys for a few hundred bucks worth of crack.
this is wrong?
guess it depends on the quality of the workplace TP
personally, i would never take it home....unless i was going to TP somebody's house.
And if you ever do steal toliet paper, you could also just return it years later when you have a crisis of conscious.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/ ... 50139.html
Somehow I doubt that same could work as well with stolen lunches, though ...
"Let's check Idaho."