Stealing a co-workers lunch? Really?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

So my wife calls me yesterday, and tells me that somebody at her work, went in to the refrigerator, and stole her lunch. Are you fucking kidding me? My wife packs a lunch, brings it to work, and one of her scum of the Earth co-workers steals it? If this happened to me, and I found out who did it? I may spend a year in jail for assault and battery. How the fuck could someone help themselves to a co-workers food?

Jamminonthe1

There was an episode of Friends about that. At my wife's new job she was warned that the big boss will do that so she puts her lunch in a pink bag so he stays away.

dimitrispearljam

thats total lame..

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Jamminonthe1 wrote:

There was an episode of Friends about that. At my wife's new job she was warned that the big boss will do that so she puts her lunch in a pink bag so he stays away.

Big boss or the janitor, it wouldnt make a difference. I would make sure for the next 6 months, he would be drinking his lunch through a straw.

neilybabes86

its only a lunch....


instead of knocking his or her jaw loose ..let her make a fake lunch filled with xlax or something...or spit and snot

SPEEDY MCCREADY

neilybabes86 wrote:

its only a lunch....


instead of knocking his or her jaw loose ..let her make a fake lunch filled with xlax or something...or spit and snot

Its only a lunch.
And I would end up in jail.

I couldnt imagine somebody doing this.

neilybabes86

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

neilybabes86 wrote:

its only a lunch....


instead of knocking his or her jaw loose ..let her make a fake lunch filled with xlax or something...or spit and snot

Its only a lunch.
And I would end up in jail.

I couldnt imagine somebody doing this.

make the fake lunch and leave it in there.....the guilty person will take the bait like a hungry bass

comebackgirl

Jamminonthe1 wrote:

There was an episode of Friends about that. At my wife's new job she was warned that the big boss will do that so she puts her lunch in a pink bag so he stays away.

Yes! The turkey sandwich with the moist maker :(

My lunch is so unexciting that no one wants to steal it :fp:

QuarterToTen

That's like stealing a Christmas tree, only worse.
Despicable.

Human beings disappoint me more and more every single day.

neilybabes86

just put a booger in the dam sandwich

Indifference71

People are assholes. I've had people steal my can of pop that I put in the office fridge before, but never a full lunch. I'd lose my fucking mind if someone stole my entire lunch.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Indifference71 wrote:

People are assholes. I've had people steal my can of pop that I put in the office fridge before, but never a full lunch. I'd lose my fucking mind if someone stole my entire lunch.

I hear ya. I would be livid beyond belief!

DS1119

For the record I was nowhere near Chicago yesterday. That being said where does your wife work and how accessible is the fridge to outsiders? :corn:

dimitrispearljam

SPEEDY...you dont have to go to jail..
i can make it look like accident...

Jamminonthe1

QuarterToTen wrote:

That's like stealing a Christmas tree, only worse.
Despicable.

Human beings disappoint me more and more every single day.

People were driving around stealing generators after Hurricane Sandy, so stealing lunch is no surprise. One dude even tried to keep a boat that floated into his yard.

QuarterToTen

Jamminonthe1 wrote:

People were driving around stealing generators after Hurricane Sandy, so stealing lunch is no surprise. One dude even tried to keep a boat that floated into his yard.

Humans are regressing more and more every day.
Where has the compassion gone?

Their behavior is becoming increasingly animalistic and barbaric.
The selfishness, and the lack of any sort of regret is truly overwhelming.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

QuarterToTen wrote:

Jamminonthe1 wrote:

People were driving around stealing generators after Hurricane Sandy, so stealing lunch is no surprise. One dude even tried to keep a boat that floated into his yard.

Humans are regressing more and more every day.
Where has the compassion gone?

Their behavior is becoming increasingly animalistic and barbaric.
The selfishness, and the lack of any sort of regret is truly overwhelming.

This guy is willing to risk his job.... His $40-$50k a year job, his medical and dental, everything. To steal a lunch?

Really?

Who the fuck does that?

QuarterToTen

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

This guy is willing to risk his job.... His $40-$50k a year job, his medical and dental, everything. To steal a lunch?

Really?

Who the fuck does that?

Someone with absolutely no morals and even less scruples.
Apparentely a free Lean Cuisine is more important, sad to say.

Priorities today are so fucked up, it's truly appalling.
I hope the person got the worst indigestion of their lives.

Pap

comebackgirl wrote:

Jamminonthe1 wrote:

There was an episode of Friends about that. At my wife's new job she was warned that the big boss will do that so she puts her lunch in a pink bag so he stays away.

Yes! The turkey sandwich with the moist maker :(

My lunch is so unexciting that no one wants to steal it :fp:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2xi7B3mkr0

81

yup...we had a memo go out earlier this year for the same thing

before that, we had a memo go out because people were putting buggers on the walls above the urinals.

people suck

SPEEDY MCCREADY

81 wrote:

yup...we had a memo go out earlier this year for the same thing

before that, we had a memo go out because people were putting buggers on the walls above the urinals.

people suck

I find it so fucking bizarre. My wife wakes up in the morning, takes the time to fix her lunch, puts it in the company fridge, and then somebody has the nerve to steal it? My wife now spends the next 8-10 hours at work without being able to eat? She cant leave the building, she isnt big on fast food anyways. They have a cafetaria, but she doesnt have any cash on her. So unless she now borrows money from a co-worker, she just has to wait 10 hours until she gets home?

One of the reasons I prefer to be alone in my truck all day. Because if I had to deal with people like this, in an office environment, I would end up in prison.

neilybabes86

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

81 wrote:

yup...we had a memo go out earlier this year for the same thing

before that, we had a memo go out because people were putting buggers on the walls above the urinals.

people suck

I find it so fucking bizarre. My wife wakes up in the morning, takes the time to fix her lunch, puts it in the company fridge, and then somebody has the nerve to steal it? My wife now spends the next 8-10 hours at work without being able to eat? She cant leave the building, she isnt big on fast food anyways. They have a cafetaria, but she doesnt have any cash on her. So unless she now borrows money from a co-worker, she just has to wait 10 hours until she gets home?

One of the reasons I prefer to be alone in my truck all day. Because if I had to deal with people like this, in an office environment, I would end up in prison.

she should carry a $10 spot on her ...its crazy that people don't carry any cash nowadays
my fiance is the same way..she never has any cash on her ever....its really not good

81

neilybabes86 wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

81 wrote:

yup...we had a memo go out earlier this year for the same thing

before that, we had a memo go out because people were putting buggers on the walls above the urinals.

people suck

I find it so fucking bizarre. My wife wakes up in the morning, takes the time to fix her lunch, puts it in the company fridge, and then somebody has the nerve to steal it? My wife now spends the next 8-10 hours at work without being able to eat? She cant leave the building, she isnt big on fast food anyways. They have a cafetaria, but she doesnt have any cash on her. So unless she now borrows money from a co-worker, she just has to wait 10 hours until she gets home?

One of the reasons I prefer to be alone in my truck all day. Because if I had to deal with people like this, in an office environment, I would end up in prison.

she should carry a $10 spot on her ...its crazy that people don't carry any cash nowadays
my fiance is the same way..she never has any cash on her ever....its really not good

my wallet is officially empty

i've foudn when i have cash in it, the woman uses it as an atm.

neilybabes86

81 wrote:

neilybabes86 wrote:

"SPEEDY wrote:

I find it so fucking bizarre. My wife wakes up in the morning, takes the time to fix her lunch, puts it in the company fridge, and then somebody has the nerve to steal it? My wife now spends the next 8-10 hours at work without being able to eat? She cant leave the building, she isnt big on fast food anyways. They have a cafetaria, but she doesnt have any cash on her. So unless she now borrows money from a co-worker, she just has to wait 10 hours until she gets home?

One of the reasons I prefer to be alone in my truck all day. Because if I had to deal with people like this, in an office environment, I would end up in prison.

she should carry a $10 spot on her ...its crazy that people don't carry any cash nowadays
my fiance is the same way..she never has any cash on her ever....its really not good

my wallet is officially empty

i've foudn when i have cash in it, the woman uses it as an atm.

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my fiance does the same at times,but regardless every human should have a $20 in their pocket at all times

81

meh....

plastic seems to work pretty well in sticks.

used to keep some cash at the house after closing a bank account, mostly because i was too lazy to take it to my main bank. woman spent all that.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

This is why human beings scare me...

My wifes lunch gets stolen..

And SHE IS AT FAULT for not having cash in her pocket?

81

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

This is why human beings scare me...

My wifes lunch gets stolen..

And SHE IS AT FAULT for not having cash in her pocket?

she was asking for it.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

81 wrote:

meh....

plastic seems to work pretty well in sticks.

used to keep some cash at the house after closing a bank account, mostly because i was too lazy to take it to my main bank. woman spent all that.

Hey 81..
Changing the topic..
You are a member of a credit union, correct?
Do I remember you saying you put some of your money in to a credit union?

If yes I have a few questions for you.

Who Princess

Had my lunch stolen when I first started my job about 2 and half years ago. Really pissed me off at the time.

Hasn't happened since and nobody else has complained so I think maybe the culprit has left.

Who Princess

81 wrote:

my wallet is officially empty

i've foudn when i have cash in it, the woman uses it as an atm.

The man's wallet IS an atm. :P

81

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

81 wrote:

meh....

plastic seems to work pretty well in sticks.

used to keep some cash at the house after closing a bank account, mostly because i was too lazy to take it to my main bank. woman spent all that.

Hey 81..
Changing the topic..
You are a member of a credit union, correct?
Do I remember you saying you put some of your money in to a credit union?

If yes I have a few questions for you.

yes...

an ohio based one to boot....closest branch.....270 miles east

shoot away.