Florida Again?

rearviewross

If they dont arrest those morons then that is a crime as well. I would love to have come across these mouth breathers in the act. I would have made sure he found those rocks in the water that he was so worried about. I honestly think the only thing these empty skulls would understand is punching their tooth out.

Jason P

Florida signed a law that inadvertantly bans smart phones and computers.

:fp:

http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/florida-may-accidentally-banned-computers-smartphones-163211435.html

chadwick

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Most of the time, i'm posting things in here because they are kinda funny.
This one pissed me off, I hope they get punished severely:

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/ ... nto_ma.php

Florida Men Cannonball Onto Manatees, Post It On YouTube

A couple of Cocoa Beach yokels made the conscious decision to lure a mother manatee and her calf close to the water's edge, and then cannonballed into them, because DERPY DERPY DERP IT'S HIGH LARIOUS.
Then they posted the video of them slamming into the animals on the YouTube.

Because this kind of stupid must be shared with all the internets!

But, because the internet reaches everyone, the Florida Fish and Wildlife's Internet crimes unit was able to track the video to its source after viewing it on Monday.

According to the FWC, two men have been ID'd, and investigators are considering filing charges against them, with a third also being questioned with his involvement in the stupid.

The video shows the men luring the two manatees over in a canal behind some homes, as one of them waits for the right moment to leap into the animals.

At first, just the mother is visible, swimming just below the surface, which gets the men's pants all splodey with delight and anticipation.

"It's a huge one," the one with the camera says.

But then the second manatee appears, and it's clear that it's a baby.

"Oh there's another one," the man points out, making them even more giddy, like a bunch of mindless ogres who have come across the One True Ring.

"I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it," the other man says, before plowing into mother and calf and cackling with delight.

Both the FWC and U.S. Fish and Wildlife are reviewing the video before deciding on whether to file charges, but it's clear that the men intended to harm the animals by treating them like wrestling dummies.

Manatees are protected under the Endangered Species Act, which is a second-degree misdemeanor with possible penalties being a fine of up to $500 or six months in jail.

what a bunch of assholes! any word on the manatees if they sustained injuries?

edit... i watched the video. these clowns deserve fines, jail time, community service & public humiliation
please keep us posted on this case

JonnyPistachio

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/region_c_p ... ffice-says

LAKE WORTH, Fla. - A daughter faces charges of attempted murder after the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office says she cut her mom's eyes out in their Lake Worth home.

Investigators arrested Ferna Quesner after they say she used a cane and a ten pound weight to attack her mother.
Police say the mother's nose and forearms were broken and her eyes were cut out and found on the kitchen floor with a knife close by on Gulfstream Road.

In sheriff's office reports, doctors told police the victim's condition was worsening. Reports say the daughter told police: "I was trying to kill the cat and she is the cat."

One neighbor told police he heard screaming and saw the victim on the floor of the home.

According to a probable cause affidavit, the victim was last listed in critical condition.

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:fp: This is the town I just moved from.

rearviewross

Jason P wrote:

Florida signed a law that inadvertantly bans smart phones and computers.

:fp:

http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/florida-may-accidentally-banned-computers-smartphones-163211435.html

Gov Rick Scott, the biggest fucking douchebag in America. This is funny, though. Idiots.

davidtrios

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/1 ... 07527.html

Brittany Nicole Harris Left 2 Kids In Car To Attend Lil Wayne Concert in WPB, FL

dankind

davidtrios wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/16/brittany-nicole-harris-_n_3607527.html

Brittany Nicole Harris Left 2 Kids In Car To Attend Lil Wayne Concert in WPB, FL

So I shouldn't do this at Wrigley, then?

davidtrios

dankind wrote:

davidtrios wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/16/brittany-nicole-harris-_n_3607527.html

Brittany Nicole Harris Left 2 Kids In Car To Attend Lil Wayne Concert in WPB, FL

So I shouldn't do this at Wrigley, then?

JonnyPistachio

people here really are mostly insane. But the people in the Keys take the cake. Man, they're nut-O.

JonnyPistachio

Some fun news... We have a lot of "NO FUN" Police down here...

Would-be mermaid banned from Fla. pool

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/ap/ap/flor ... ool/nYtwy/

LITHIA, Fla. — A woman has been banned from swimming in her community's pool because she wants to wear a blue, silicone mermaid tail.

Jenna Conti, who lives in a subdivision east of downtown Tampa, had been in the community pool with her custom-made tail once before with the staff's okay.

Conti, who calls herself Eden Sirene while in the water, has a custom-made silicon mermaid tail. While her dream is to swim at the Florida Aquarium, she said she wanted to swim with the kids at the FishHawk Ranch community pool.
But last week, the community leaders told her it violated a policy against swim fins. On Monday night, the FishHawk Community Development board voted to keep her out of the pool because of the swim fin policy. The story has gained worldwide interest since a resident of the community posted photos of Conti in the pool on Facebook.

The Tampa Bay Times (http://bit.ly/1aTxMPm) reports the board suggested options like holding special events with her. Or she could apply to be a vendor, the board said, with a business license and insurance.

"Some of the HOA's most successful events have been those with children," said board chairman Ruth Brown, noting past events for Christmas and Easter. "This would really be a special treat for the community."

A few residents spoke in support of Conti. Bill Sperling, an insurance agent with four children who has lived there for eight years, said he hoped Conti and the board could find middle ground.

"I feel that FishHawk Ranch is a unique community. That's why I live here," Sperling said after the meeting. "The mermaid is also unique. I feel there is a place for her here."

The full-time hair stylist hasn't been a mermaid for very long. She and her 10-year-old son saw the mermaids at the Tampa Bay Renaissance Fair earlier this year and she was "enthralled."

About seven years ago, Conti had a brain tumor. She'd lost the use of her legs and had to relearn how to walk. So when she saw the mermaids, she told herself, "It's time to start doing the things you want to do."

After Tuesday's meeting, Conti said she would think about her options, like becoming a vendor or finding another place to swim. She'll charge a fee for private parties, she said, but she doesn't want to charge families to swim with her in public pools.

"To just swim with the kids, it's supposed to be for everybody," she said.

Jason P

She's crazy. And hot. Crazy hot.



I'm guessing a lot of dads offered to take their kids swimming on the days she showed up which led to the ban.

Jason P

Florida woman reportedly crushed to death by homemade elevator

A Florida woman was reportedly crushed to death by a friend’s homemade elevator.

The Tampa Bay Times reports that Margaret Elizabeth Harrison, 66, went to her friend’s Weeki Wachee home early Tuesday and but didn’t show up for more than an hour after Jean Blair sent an outside elevator to the building’s first floor in anticipation of Harrison’s arrival.

"I thought, oh, good, she made it," Frank Jorr, Harrison’s boyfriend, told the newspaper on Thursday.

Deputies said Jorr found Harrison underneath an elevator constructed by Blair’s husband using a forklift, wood and welded metal. Under Florida law, lifts and other conveyances in private homes do not require certificates of operation or inspections, the newspaper reports, and no citations were issued. Officials, however, did shut down the device.

BinauralJam

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/08/20/s ... of-shrimp/

A Florida man attacked his mother and her boyfriend with knives and a samurai sword after an argument about a missing can of shrimp. The Orlando Sentinel reported that 34-year-old Jayson Laughman is in custody after the attack, which took place Saturday morning in Volusia County, FL.

Michael Airhart, 52, Laughman’s mother’s boyfriend told police that the dispute began around 8:30 in the morning after he accused Laughman of taking a can of shrimp. A “heated verbal argument” followed in which the two men agreed to take it outside and fight it out.

Once outside, Laughman threatened to beat Airhart with a piece of statuary, but the fight didn’t progress past that point. Airhart said that he went inside thinking that the confrontation was over.

Laughman said that he remembers nothing of what followed because he “went into code red and lost his temper,” according to a police report. His mother and Airhart were in her room with the door closed watching television when Laughman used a samurai sword to break down the door.

Once inside the room, he began to throw kitchen knives at Airhart, who escaped unharmed through a sliding glass door.

During police questioning, Laughman began to complain of chest pains. Police personnel took him to Florida Fish Memorial Hospital, where he remains under police guard. Sheriff’s deputies arrested him and charged him with assault with a deadly weapon.

Who Princess

Shrimp comes in cans?

BinauralJam

Who Princess wrote:

Shrimp comes in cans?

I don't remember that one from the list

JonnyPistachio

BinauralJam wrote:

Who Princess wrote:

Shrimp comes in cans?

I don't remember that one from the list

cat food?

Jason P

Canned sea bugs ...

jlaustin

http://www.wrif.com/daveandchuckthefreak/2013/09/19/a-man-is-arrested-for-trying-to-perform-an-unwanted-exorcism-on-his-80yearold-girlfriend

:twisted:

davidtrios

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/1 ... lp00000009

A 31-year-old Florida woman is accused of posing as a teenager in order to have sex with a 14-year-old boy.

Naomi Dixon is charged with two counts of lewd and lascivious battery involving a sex act with a child, according to the Daytona Beach News-Journal. The victim told Volusia County sheriff's investigators that he met Dixon at a party in early September. Dixon allegedly claimed she was 17 years old, and the victim said he was 14.

After the two met, they had sex at her Deltona home eight times and stayed together regularly, the victim said. According to a sheriff's report, the victim had a hard time leaving Dixon's home. On several occasions when he tried to go home, she became upset, locked the door and even choked him.

The victim claimed the woman carved his first initial onto her arm with a pocket knife. He told his parents about the relationship on Sept. 25 after growing tired of the woman trying to keep him at her house.

When she was arrested Thursday, Dixon at first denied she had sex with the boy. She also insisted she thought he was 18. She is being held at Volusia County Branch Jail on $50,000 bail.

Predatory posers aren't uncommon. In June 2012, a 24-year-old Massachusetts woman was arrested after posing as a teenage boy in order to have sex with a 15-year-old West Virginia girl. According to court documents, Carissa Hads hid her breasts by wearing a black brace, and used a prosthetic penis in an encounter with the minor.

In 2011, an Ohio woman created a fake Facebook profile and posed as an "attention-grabbing teenage girl" in order to gather incriminating information about her estranged husband. Her covert operation actually ended up getting her husband arrested, after he reportedly installed a tracking device on his wife's car.

davidtrios

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/05/justice/f ... ?hpt=hp_t2

Florida man kills wife and son with crossbow, then slits throat