Starting out in Daytona to see my parents for a few days and then down to Orlando to meet up with my wife and her parents for the Disney Thing. looks great right now Mid 70's all week i need it.
Ever notice how two weeks before a vacation the universe decides to kick your ass from every blind spot you have. two more days.
Starting out in Daytona to see my parents for a few days and then down to Orlando to meet up with my wife and her parents for the Disney Thing. looks great right now Mid 70's all week i need it.
Ever notice how two weeks before a vacation the universe decides to kick your ass from every blind spot you have. two more days.
Cool, I hope you guys have a great time! excellent time to hit Disney.
Starting out in Daytona to see my parents for a few days and then down to Orlando to meet up with my wife and her parents for the Disney Thing. looks great right now Mid 70's all week i need it.
Ever notice how two weeks before a vacation the universe decides to kick your ass from every blind spot you have. two more days.
If you have time, hit up The Old Spanish Sugar Mill for breakfast on your way between Daytona and Orlando.
Starting out in Daytona to see my parents for a few days and then down to Orlando to meet up with my wife and her parents for the Disney Thing. looks great right now Mid 70's all week i need it.
Ever notice how two weeks before a vacation the universe decides to kick your ass from every blind spot you have. two more days.
If you have time, hit up The Old Spanish Sugar Mill for breakfast on your way between Daytona and Orlando.
That sounds good, If i can convince the folks to get out of the house i'll take them there.
MARCH 4--Angered that a Walmart employee refused to honor a “dollar-off” coupon, a Florida woman allegedly retrieved a handgun from her car and waved the weapon at several store employees, police allege.
The confrontation at the Crawfordville store began Friday afternoon when Mary Frances Alday, 61, sought to use an Internet coupon. Alday became “extremely upset” when a Walmart assistant manager, Tracy Stockslager, told her of the retailer’s policy not to accept such online coupons, according to a Wakulla County Sheriff’s Office report.
After having her coupon bid rejected, Alday allegedly called Stockslager “a bitch and other foul names” and intentionally struck the worker with a shopping cart. As Alday was escorted out of the store, she reportedly warned Stockslager, 48, not to follow her. The Walmart worker replied that “she was going to get her vehicle license plate number.”
“If you follow me, I have something in my car for you,” Alday warned.
As several Walmart employees watched from the store’s entrance, Alday appeared outside her car “waving the gun in the holster,” reported investigators. Alday then removed the weapon--a loaded Smith & Wesson .38 Special--from the holster and pointed it “at all the store employees and stated ‘I have something for Y’all.’” The Walmart workers “retreated back inside the building due to being in fear for their lives.”
Alday, who fled the Walmart parking lot in a 2011 Ford Escape, was subsequently pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy who asked if there was a firearm in the SUV. “Yes, I have a concealed weapons permit, and you are not taking my gun.” Asked about the gun’s location, Alday replied, “You’re not taking my gun.”
Alday twice refused the deputy’s request to exit the auto, and was tasered when she “reached over the console for something in the passenger seat.” Alday was then dragged from the car and handcuffed. The gun was found in the vehicle’s center console.
Seen in the above mug shot, Alday was charged with four counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and one count of battery. She was booked into the county jail, where she remains in custody in advance of an initial court appearance.
Sheriff’s reports do not indicate the Walmart item for which Alday was seeking to save a dollar. (4 pages)
MARCH 4--Angered that a Walmart employee refused to honor a “dollar-off” coupon, a Florida woman allegedly retrieved a handgun from her car and waved the weapon at several store employees, police allege.
The confrontation at the Crawfordville store began Friday afternoon when Mary Frances Alday, 61, sought to use an Internet coupon. Alday became “extremely upset” when a Walmart assistant manager, Tracy Stockslager, told her of the retailer’s policy not to accept such online coupons, according to a Wakulla County Sheriff’s Office report.
After having her coupon bid rejected, Alday allegedly called Stockslager “a bitch and other foul names” and intentionally struck the worker with a shopping cart. As Alday was escorted out of the store, she reportedly warned Stockslager, 48, not to follow her. The Walmart worker replied that “she was going to get her vehicle license plate number.”
“If you follow me, I have something in my car for you,” Alday warned.
As several Walmart employees watched from the store’s entrance, Alday appeared outside her car “waving the gun in the holster,” reported investigators. Alday then removed the weapon--a loaded Smith & Wesson .38 Special--from the holster and pointed it “at all the store employees and stated ‘I have something for Y’all.’” The Walmart workers “retreated back inside the building due to being in fear for their lives.”
Alday, who fled the Walmart parking lot in a 2011 Ford Escape, was subsequently pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy who asked if there was a firearm in the SUV. “Yes, I have a concealed weapons permit, and you are not taking my gun.” Asked about the gun’s location, Alday replied, “You’re not taking my gun.”
Alday twice refused the deputy’s request to exit the auto, and was tasered when she “reached over the console for something in the passenger seat.” Alday was then dragged from the car and handcuffed. The gun was found in the vehicle’s center console.
Seen in the above mug shot, Alday was charged with four counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and one count of battery. She was booked into the county jail, where she remains in custody in advance of an initial court appearance.
Sheriff’s reports do not indicate the Walmart item for which Alday was seeking to save a dollar. (4 pages)
In defense of Florida, this occurred in a Walmart, and any/everything that happens in Walmart is considered its own cesspool and is therefore independent of state correlation and should be noted/judged in its own standard of facepalmivity, ie the bottom of the bottom.
In defense of Florida, this occurred in a Walmart, and any/everything that happens in Walmart is considered its own cesspool and is therefore independent of state correlation and should be noted/judged in its own standard of facepalmivity, ie the bottom of the bottom.
In defense of Florida, this occurred in a Walmart, and any/everything that happens in Walmart is considered its own cesspool and is therefore independent of state correlation and should be noted/judged in its own standard of facepalmivity, ie the bottom of the bottom.
It's like sovereign territory? like small embassy's of cesspool.
In defense of Florida, this occurred in a Walmart, and any/everything that happens in Walmart is considered its own cesspool and is therefore independent of state correlation and should be noted/judged in its own standard of facepalmivity, ie the bottom of the bottom.
I can back this.
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In defense of Florida, this occurred in a Walmart, and any/everything that happens in Walmart is considered its own cesspool and is therefore independent of state correlation and should be noted/judged in its own standard of facepalmivity, ie the bottom of the bottom.
An Orlando-area man looking for a date met an alleged prostitute on backpage.com Tuesday night.
The man then did the classy thing and took the prostitute to Applebee's for dinner before heading off to the Crestwood Suites Hotel.
But apparently the 2 for $20 wasn't enough, because when the two got back to the prostitute's hotel room, she bit the man's dick and balls.
According to the Orange County sheriff's office, Priscilla Vaughn, 29, was arrested and charged with attempted murder after she allegedly bit her John in the genitals.
Cops were called to the hotel located on University Boulevard shortly after 2 a.m. Tuesday morning.
Evette Mays was among the many hotel guests hear the agonizing screams coming from the second floor hotel room, and immediately called 911.
Cops were told by several callers that they heard screaming and growling
"I literally thought there was a beast inside this place," Mays told WESH.com.
Cops arrived to the room to find the victim naked on the floor, covered in blood. They also found a naked Vaughn in the room with blood all over her face.
The victim was reportedly going in and out of consciousness, and bleeding not only from his genital area, but also from his face and head. The man also had bite marks on his hands and stomach.
He was taken to Orlando Regional Medical Center.
The victim eventually told police how he met Vaughn, and that the two had been smoking pot and booze in the hotel room. He also said Vaughn snorted some Ecstasy.
According to deputies, Vaughn growled at them when they approached her to make the arrest.
Last we checked, Ecstasy makes people euphoric and lack of appetite. As far as we know, it does not cause one to crave eating some penis.
Chances are Vaughn snorted something that wasn't entirely Ecstasy. Maybe it was bath salts?
Or maybe she's one of them penis eating Werewolves?
An Orange County man crashed his car into a wall Wednesday morning.
When Fire Rescue arrived at the scene and closed off the road at Via Hacienda Circle near Honour Road, they found the driver of the vehicle, Felix Lockett, had already gotten out of his car.
He was dancing in the street.
Completely naked.
Apparently Lockett, 34, was so happy about crashing into a wall, he felt the need to strip down and get down in front of every body.
And by "happy," we mean he was allegedly tripping some serious balls.
Lockett had apparently gotten high by ingesting "Love Boat," which is basically pot dipped in formaldehyde.
Lockett had so much of it, according to cops, that several of the law enforcement officials who had arrived at the scene of the accident were sickened by chemical exposure.
One FHP trooper opened Lockett's car and immediately began to have difficulty breathing. A couple of other Orange County officers experienced the same symptoms, including watery eyes.
A hazardous materials team had to be called onto the scene. They found a bottle of formaldehyde in Lockett's car, along with some marijuana.
The cops exposed to the chemicals made a full recovery.
Lockett will now likely face a bevy of charges, which we imagine will be from crashing his car into a wall, to having "Love Boat' in his possession to, of course, being stark raving naked in the middle of the street.
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Cops say man played plastic surgeon in West Palm Beach motel, injected people’s buttocks with silicone
click the link to see his amazing evolution in pictures.. :fp:
Yeah, sure you did. You and the rest of the damn yankees. :roll: :x :P
Go back to Boston :fp:
Fuck that! It's even colder up there!
damn yankee :P
Cool where you headed? Weather is awesome right now.
Ever notice how two weeks before a vacation the universe decides to kick your ass from every blind spot you have. two more days.
Cool, I hope you guys have a great time! excellent time to hit Disney.
If you have time, hit up The Old Spanish Sugar Mill for breakfast on your way between Daytona and Orlando.
That sounds good, If i can convince the folks to get out of the house i'll take them there.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-40-m ... in-florida
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It's like sovereign territory? like small embassy's of cesspool.
I can back this.
want to be enlightened"
Lol, true.
that's good design.
Florida Man Has Penis Bitten By Escort
I would usually assume thats a grammatical mistake, but in this case, I wouldnt put anything past these upstanding citizens of my good state.
Gotta watch out for those penis-eating werewolves ... :?
"Let's check Idaho."
Florida Man Crashes Car, Gets Naked, Dances In Street
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An Orange County man crashed his car into a wall Wednesday morning.
When Fire Rescue arrived at the scene and closed off the road at Via Hacienda Circle near Honour Road, they found the driver of the vehicle, Felix Lockett, had already gotten out of his car.
He was dancing in the street.
Completely naked.
Apparently Lockett, 34, was so happy about crashing into a wall, he felt the need to strip down and get down in front of every body.
And by "happy," we mean he was allegedly tripping some serious balls.
Lockett had apparently gotten high by ingesting "Love Boat," which is basically pot dipped in formaldehyde.
Lockett had so much of it, according to cops, that several of the law enforcement officials who had arrived at the scene of the accident were sickened by chemical exposure.
One FHP trooper opened Lockett's car and immediately began to have difficulty breathing. A couple of other Orange County officers experienced the same symptoms, including watery eyes.
A hazardous materials team had to be called onto the scene. They found a bottle of formaldehyde in Lockett's car, along with some marijuana.
The cops exposed to the chemicals made a full recovery.
Lockett will now likely face a bevy of charges, which we imagine will be from crashing his car into a wall, to having "Love Boat' in his possession to, of course, being stark raving naked in the middle of the street.