How is this not a HBO or SHO TV/Reality series, seriously? I'd DEF tune in to this...
BS WITH DS
"Project RATfuck" staring a crazy little bastard who attempts to eat, drink, charm and scam his way from hotel lobbies and buffet lines, straight to your heart! Hospitality hours...swimming pools...workout facilities...new guest welcome bags...bathrobes...towel sets...mini shampoos & lotions...your funny bone! Nothing is off limits from America's greatest system exploiter.
What unsuspecting hotel/motel/Holiday Inn will be one sausage sandwich lighter? What swimming pool will be a tad more yellow and warm? Tune in next week, until then, here's putting even more happy in your Happy Hour!"
WOW! This is great!! Epic in fact!! Epic I say!!!!
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#ratfucked by the empty fridge :x