I live in a small town with two chain hotels, one htat serves breakfast. Apparently a lady from our office used to go there EVERY DAY and eat breakfast, saying she was there to pick up our customers. After several months, the hotel manager called her boss and wanted him to handle it.
I live in a small town with two chain hotels, one htat serves breakfast. Apparently a lady from our office used to go there EVERY DAY and eat breakfast, saying she was there to pick up our customers. After several months, the hotel manager called her boss and wanted him to handle it.
I visitied another local hotel this morning. I was even able to sneak into the gym but wasn't able to workout. I followed some guy in. For breakfast I had eggs, home fries, sausage patties and sausage links. To drink I had skim milk and orange juice. The meal was fantastic. Just as I was finsihing a woman started going around the room asking for your "breakfast card". :? She got to my table and I came up with the story that my girlfriend was still in her room and on her way down and she'll bring the room key. The worker said she needed the "breakfast card". I said ok and made a fake phone call to my "girlfriend" that she needed to bring that as well. I'm not sure if I fooled the lady. In the corner of the eating area she began swiping these "breakfast cards" through a machine. At that point I knew I was fucked. As soon as she ducked out I hightailed it out of the room and made my way to my car and out of there.
Overall the food was great. However I wasn't able to sample the bagels or any of the fresh fruit which looked great. Becasue of the security and my lack of time to sample the rest of the food I can only give this place 2 tails out of 5 on the ratfuck scale. I will NOT be returning.
I visitied another local hotel this morning. I was even able to sneak into the gym but wasn't able to workout. I followed some guy in. For breakfast I had eggs, home fries, sausage patties and sausage links. To drink I had skim milk and orange juice. The meal was fantastic. Just as I was finsihing a woman started going around the room asking for your "breakfast card". :? She got to my table and I came up with the story that my girlfriend was still in her room and on her way down and she'll bring the room key. The worker said she needed the "breakfast card". I said ok and made a fake phone call to my "girlfriend" that she needed to bring that as well. I'm not sure if I fooled the lady. In the corner of the eating area she began swiping these "breakfast cards" through a machine. At that point I knew I was fucked. As soon as she ducked out I hightailed it out of the room and made my way to my car and out of there.
Overall the food was great. However I wasn't able to sample the bagels or any of the fresh fruit which looked great. Becasue of the security and my lack of time to sample the rest of the food I can only give this place 2 tails out of 5 on the ratfuck scale. I will NOT be returning.
I visitied another local hotel this morning. I was even able to sneak into the gym but wasn't able to workout. I followed some guy in. For breakfast I had eggs, home fries, sausage patties and sausage links. To drink I had skim milk and orange juice. The meal was fantastic. Just as I was finsihing a woman started going around the room asking for your "breakfast card". :? She got to my table and I came up with the story that my girlfriend was still in her room and on her way down and she'll bring the room key. The worker said she needed the "breakfast card". I said ok and made a fake phone call to my "girlfriend" that she needed to bring that as well. I'm not sure if I fooled the lady. In the corner of the eating area she began swiping these "breakfast cards" through a machine. At that point I knew I was fucked. As soon as she ducked out I hightailed it out of the room and made my way to my car and out of there.
Overall the food was great. However I wasn't able to sample the bagels or any of the fresh fruit which looked great. Becasue of the security and my lack of time to sample the rest of the food I can only give this place 2 tails out of 5 on the ratfuck scale. I will NOT be returning.
bit of an upscale hotel....those places are the challenges....
sounds like #projectratfuck needs to get into the counterfeiting business. Now go find out what those breakfast cards look like!
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In my never endng search to end my boredom I have started #projectratfuck
I woke up this morning at about 4AM and started jut screwing around on the internet. About 5AM I started to get hungry but I didn't really want to make breakfast. I really didn't want to go to one of the diners in my area I frequent either. This is where #projectratfuck took form. Many hotels offer complimnetary breakfast. After a quick internet search I saw that The Holiday Inn Express only 2 miles from me offered such a gem. #projectratfuck 's wheels were in motion. I walked in the backdoor and just headed to the breakfast area. The net results? A free newspaper, scrambled eggs, bacon, home firies, a bagel with cream cheese, Fruit Loops, milk, and orange juice. I also snagged some milk, yougurt, and a banana for work later today. All costing not one penny for me. The people working there were also very nice, talkative, and smiley. It was great! They also had a nice fireplace and a widescreen tv. Overall a very nice ambience.
In my never endng search to end my boredom I have started #projectratfuck
I woke up this morning at about 4AM and started jut screwing around on the internet. About 5AM I started to get hungry but I didn't really want to make breakfast. I really didn't want to go to one of the diners in my area I frequent either. This is where #projectratfuck took form. Many hotels offer complimnetary breakfast. After a quick internet search I saw that The Holiday Inn Express only 2 miles from me offered such a gem. #projectratfuck 's wheels were in motion. I walked in the backdoor and just headed to the breakfast area. The net results? A free newspaper, scrambled eggs, bacon, home firies, a bagel with cream cheese, Fruit Loops, milk, and orange juice. I also snagged some milk, yougurt, and a banana for work later today. All costing not one penny for me. The people working there were also very nice, talkative, and smiley. It was great! They also had a nice fireplace and a widescreen tv. Overall a very nice ambience.
You can expand this on the weekends to crashing weddings. How bout' wakes and funerals, may never need to buy groceries again.
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before vegas got ruined, we used to often lounge at casino pools.
much, much, much harder now.
If I had known then what I know now...
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How is this not a HBO or SHO TV/Reality series, seriously? I'd DEF tune in to this...
BS WITH DS
"Project RATfuck" staring a crazy little bastard who attempts to eat, drink, charm and scam his way from hotel lobbies and buffet lines, straight to your heart! Hospitality hours...swimming pools...workout facilities...new guest welcome bags...bathrobes...towel sets...mini shampoos & lotions...your funny bone! Nothing is off limits from America's greatest system exploiter.
What unsuspecting hotel/motel/Holiday Inn will be one sausage sandwich lighter? What swimming pool will be a tad more yellow and warm? Tune in next week, until then, here's putting even more happy in your Happy Hour!"
How is this not a HBO or SHO TV/Reality series, seriously? I'd DEF tune in to this...
BS WITH DS
"Project RATfuck" staring a crazy little bastard who attempts to eat, drink, charm and scam his way from hotel lobbies and buffet lines, straight to your heart! Hospitality hours...swimming pools...workout facilities...new guest welcome bags...bathrobes...towel sets...mini shampoos & lotions...your funny bone! Nothing is off limits from America's greatest system exploiter.
What unsuspecting hotel/motel/Holiday Inn will be one sausage sandwich lighter? What swimming pool will be a tad more yellow and warm? Tune in next week, until then, here's putting even more happy in your Happy Hour!"
How is this not a HBO or SHO TV/Reality series, seriously? I'd DEF tune in to this...
BS WITH DS
"Project RATfuck" staring a crazy little bastard who attempts to eat, drink, charm and scam his way from hotel lobbies and buffet lines, straight to your heart! Hospitality hours...swimming pools...workout facilities...new guest welcome bags...bathrobes...towel sets...mini shampoos & lotions...your funny bone! Nothing is off limits from America's greatest system exploiter.
What unsuspecting hotel/motel/Holiday Inn will be one sausage sandwich lighter? What swimming pool will be a tad more yellow and warm? Tune in next week, until then, here's putting even more happy in your Happy Hour!"
WOW! This is great!! Epic in fact!! Epic I say!!!!
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How is this not a HBO or SHO TV/Reality series, seriously? I'd DEF tune in to this...
BS WITH DS
"Project RATfuck" staring a crazy little bastard who attempts to eat, drink, charm and scam his way from hotel lobbies and buffet lines, straight to your heart! Hospitality hours...swimming pools...workout facilities...new guest welcome bags...bathrobes...towel sets...mini shampoos & lotions...your funny bone! Nothing is off limits from America's greatest system exploiter.
What unsuspecting hotel/motel/Holiday Inn will be one sausage sandwich lighter? What swimming pool will be a tad more yellow and warm? Tune in next week, until then, here's putting even more happy in your Happy Hour!"
I'm as serious as a heart-attack. I have been giggling, laughing, damn-near dribbling pee at some of the antics in here. A) you have balls. it's funny as hell. Impractical Jokers Tom Green Show Jackass
All simple shows that used humor and a set of hueveos to do what nobody has the guts to do. A camera. A sense of humor. A set of balls.
This could honestly be the next great reality comedy.
Keep up the great work buddy. I'm a fan!
How is this not a HBO or SHO TV/Reality series, seriously? I'd DEF tune in to this...
BS WITH DS
"Project RATfuck" staring a crazy little bastard who attempts to eat, drink, charm and scam his way from hotel lobbies and buffet lines, straight to your heart! Hospitality hours...swimming pools...workout facilities...new guest welcome bags...bathrobes...towel sets...mini shampoos & lotions...your funny bone! Nothing is off limits from America's greatest system exploiter.
What unsuspecting hotel/motel/Holiday Inn will be one sausage sandwich lighter? What swimming pool will be a tad more yellow and warm? Tune in next week, until then, here's putting even more happy in your Happy Hour!"
some eating establishments like to give firemen and cops 50% off when they're on duty.
I used to work with a guy who would get in uniform on his day off and take advantage of the discounts. :shock: :x
total ratfuck move, but DS might benefit from a uniform....
If I had known then what I know now...
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Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
some eating establishments like to give firemen and cops 50% off when they're on duty.
I used to work with a guy who would get in uniform on his day off and take advantage of the discounts. :shock: :x
total ratfuck move, but DS might benefit from a uniform....
do they make uniforms in extra short?
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She needed to go one town over.
Success but almost caught!
I visitied another local hotel this morning. I was even able to sneak into the gym but wasn't able to workout. I followed some guy in. For breakfast I had eggs, home fries, sausage patties and sausage links. To drink I had skim milk and orange juice. The meal was fantastic. Just as I was finsihing a woman started going around the room asking for your "breakfast card". :? She got to my table and I came up with the story that my girlfriend was still in her room and on her way down and she'll bring the room key. The worker said she needed the "breakfast card". I said ok and made a fake phone call to my "girlfriend" that she needed to bring that as well. I'm not sure if I fooled the lady. In the corner of the eating area she began swiping these "breakfast cards" through a machine. At that point I knew I was fucked. As soon as she ducked out I hightailed it out of the room and made my way to my car and out of there.
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Overall the food was great. However I wasn't able to sample the bagels or any of the fresh fruit which looked great. Becasue of the security and my lack of time to sample the rest of the food I can only give this place 2 tails out of 5 on the ratfuck scale. I will NOT be returning.
Holy shit, that was close!
It was close. Let's just say they won't be getting my business again any time soon!
That's a pretty nice place! No way the breakfast was free
It was for me.
It's why I stay there.
bit of an upscale hotel....those places are the challenges....
I keep ALL of my hotel keys from trips. Do they scan the keys or do you just need to show it? I probably have 5 or so Embassy Suites cards. :corn:
I have actually stayed there when I lived in Utica. It's ok. More of a conference center than hotel in my opinion.
yeah...maybe more along of the lines of if they have a restraunt, it's going to be more of a challenge since they typically charge for breakfast.
you could always start dining and dashing...
:think:
Not sure. The one that I went to in NYC didn't have a register or anything.I can't remember if they had a small swiping device..
Fair enough. Nothing a little recon trip couldn't answer. Let me write this down...
You can expand this on the weekends to crashing weddings. How bout' wakes and funerals, may never need to buy groceries again.
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Again, just brilliant!! I like your quick wit to call your 'girlfriend' to bring the card down!
Keep up the good work halfpint!
much, much, much harder now.
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#projectratfuck
This has me in stitches...
How is this not a HBO or SHO TV/Reality series, seriously? I'd DEF tune in to this...
BS WITH DS
"Project RATfuck" staring a crazy little bastard who attempts to eat, drink, charm and scam his way from hotel lobbies and buffet lines, straight to your heart! Hospitality hours...swimming pools...workout facilities...new guest welcome bags...bathrobes...towel sets...mini shampoos & lotions...your funny bone! Nothing is off limits from America's greatest system exploiter.
What unsuspecting hotel/motel/Holiday Inn will be one sausage sandwich lighter? What swimming pool will be a tad more yellow and warm? Tune in next week, until then, here's putting even more happy in your Happy Hour!"
7.9.03~9.28.04~10.1.05~5.12.06~5.13.06~5.27.06~5.28.06
8.5.08(EV)~10.9.09~5.21.10~6.20.11(EV)~7.5.11(EV)~7.9.11(EV)
11.21.13~8.27.16(EV)~11.14.16(TOTD)~4.13.20~9.27.20~9.26.21~10.2.21
2.15.22 (EV)~2.25.22 (EV)~2.27.22 (EV)~5.3.22~5.7.22~9.17.24~9.29.24
Wow! You may be on to something.
I'm as serious as a heart-attack. I have been giggling, laughing, damn-near dribbling pee at some of the antics in here. A) you have balls.
Impractical Jokers
Tom Green Show
Jackass
All simple shows that used humor and a set of hueveos to do what nobody has the guts to do. A camera. A sense of humor. A set of balls.
This could honestly be the next great reality comedy.
Keep up the great work buddy. I'm a fan!
7.9.03~9.28.04~10.1.05~5.12.06~5.13.06~5.27.06~5.28.06
8.5.08(EV)~10.9.09~5.21.10~6.20.11(EV)~7.5.11(EV)~7.9.11(EV)
11.21.13~8.27.16(EV)~11.14.16(TOTD)~4.13.20~9.27.20~9.26.21~10.2.21
2.15.22 (EV)~2.25.22 (EV)~2.27.22 (EV)~5.3.22~5.7.22~9.17.24~9.29.24
Sounds funnier than Impractical Jokers. :corn:
I used to work with a guy who would get in uniform on his day off and take advantage of the discounts. :shock: :x
total ratfuck move, but DS might benefit from a uniform....
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VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
do they make uniforms in extra short?
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