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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Getting my liquor license. Pain in the ass.

    Sure is...
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Dissidentman wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Getting my liquor license. Pain in the ass.

    Sure is...

    At least the company is paying for it
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "Recognizing Intoxication"

    #3: "Unable to light a cigarette, or attempts to light more than one cigarette at a time."

    :lol:
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I haven't been to the doctors in about 4 years. :fp:
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I'm thankful for the warning label on my bag of cashews.


    "Warning: contains cashew"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Dissidentman wrote:
    I'm thankful for the warning label on my bag of cashews.


    "Warning: contains cashew"

    the whole bag contains only one cashew?
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    I'm thankful for the warning label on my bag of cashews.


    "Warning: contains cashew"

    the whole bag contains only one cashew?

    Jumbo cashew
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Jumbo cashew

    wasn't he a offensive lineman for the university of hawaii back in '93?
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Jumbo cashew

    wasn't he a offensive lineman for the university of hawaii back in '93?

    :lol::lol:

    Go Rainbows!
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Welp. Glad that's over with... On with my day
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Welp. Glad that's over with... On with my day

    that's what she said....
  • Pamela0222
    Pamela0222 Posts: 1,544
    45 hour work week............... Eww
    The thing I like most about time is that it's not real. It's all in the head. Sure, it's a useful trick to use if you want to meet someone at a specific place in the universe and have tea or coffee- but that's all it is- a trick. There is no such thing as the past. It exists only in the memory. There is no such thing as the future. It exists only in our imagination. If our watches were truly accurate, the only thing they would ever say is "Now". That's what time it is. It's "Now". - Damien Echols
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,655
    Of all the pleasing, simple, useful things-- there's the wisk broom.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni











  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Welp. Glad that's over with... On with my day

    that's what she said....
    :lol::lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Pamela0222 wrote:
    45 hour work week............... Eww

    Overtime!
  • Nami
    Nami Newfoundland Posts: 5,999
    Well my bro in law and his misses just left after being here 10 days. Its funny/messed up how your life becomes by not being able to stick to your normal daily routine-it totally screws ya up and throws the family outta sync! Also, I realized that bro is a slob and his mother did everything for him growing up...i would not be able to live with him much longer- and thank god he is gone now..

    HERES TO MOOSEHEAD BEER!! AND GOODBYE YOU BASTARD till next year. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Cheers all!
    Hamilton 9-13-05; Toronto 5-9-06, Toronto 8-21-09, Toronto 9-12-11, Hamilton 9-15-11....
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Shark Tank is a pretty good show and Mark Cuban cracks me up. :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I ate a $50 dollar steak at the casino the other night.. I was with my grandma for her birthday.. It was the best steak I ever had!!

    I took a $50 dollar poop the next morning?? it was no different than all of the others...
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Caveeze wrote:
    I ate a $50 dollar steak at the casino the other night.


    Did you put ketchup on it? :corn:
  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    DS1119 wrote:
    Caveeze wrote:
    I ate a $50 dollar steak at the casino the other night.


    Did you put ketchup on it? :corn:

    No.. it was a classy affair.. the chairs were even padded, so you couldn't hear my farts..
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13

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