So this morning...
I get up late (apparently I hit snooze a couple times without realizing it), I left my place late, it normally takes me 20 mins to get to the airport without traffic. Took me 45 minutes today...cars everywhere!!! Fn fatass snowbirds!!! :x I walk in the airport at 8:30 (flight is at 9). Then there was some computer error so the kiosk couldn't find my flight. After some tinkering I got it to work (8:45 at this point). Walk up to security and there are like 300 people in line! Ugh! It would have been 45 minutes waiting. At that point I figured there was NO way I'm making my flight. See the first class lane (empty) and some young TSA chick working there. Get out of line... Walk up, put on the ol' Mca charm and she let me through. Woohoo! Then I get to the gate and they couldn't pull up my ticket. I guess there was a weight restriction on the flight and I would have been one person over the limit. Takes them 20 minutes to figure it out. I ended up getting an exit row seat and nobody was sitting next to me. Woohoo!
Second flight on a puddle jumper...nobody next to me.
Good day!
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So this morning...
I get up late (apparently I hit snooze a couple times without realizing it), I left my place late, it normally takes me 20 mins to get to the airport without traffic. Took me 45 minutes today...cars everywhere!!! Fn fatass snowbirds!!! :x I walk in the airport at 8:30 (flight is at 9). Then there was some computer error so the kiosk couldn't find my flight. After some tinkering I got it to work (8:45 at this point). Walk up to security and there are like 300 people in line! Ugh! It would have been 45 minutes waiting. At that point I figured there was NO way I'm making my flight. See the first class lane (empty) and some young TSA chick working there. Get out of line... Walk up, put on the ol' Mca charm and she let me through. Woohoo! Then I get to the gate and they couldn't pull up my ticket. I guess there was a weight restriction on the flight and I would have been one person over the limit. Takes them 20 minutes to figure it out. I ended up getting an exit row seat and nobody was sitting next to me. Woohoo!
Second flight on a puddle jumper...nobody next to me.
Good day!
So this morning...
I get up late (apparently I hit snooze a couple times without realizing it), I left my place late, it normally takes me 20 mins to get to the airport without traffic. Took me 45 minutes today...cars everywhere!!! Fn fatass snowbirds!!! :x I walk in the airport at 8:30 (flight is at 9). Then there was some computer error so the kiosk couldn't find my flight. After some tinkering I got it to work (8:45 at this point). Walk up to security and there are like 300 people in line! Ugh! It would have been 45 minutes waiting. At that point I figured there was NO way I'm making my flight. See the first class lane (empty) and some young TSA chick working there. Get out of line... Walk up, put on the ol' Mca charm and she let me through. Woohoo! Then I get to the gate and they couldn't pull up my ticket. I guess there was a weight restriction on the flight and I would have been one person over the limit. Takes them 20 minutes to figure it out. I ended up getting an exit row seat and nobody was sitting next to me. Woohoo!
Second flight on a puddle jumper...nobody next to me.
Good day!
i can't believe i read all that :fp:
It's a random thead about anything!
Made my fn day!
Perhaps you should start a "Random thread about interesting shit - 81 approved".
So this morning...
I get up late (apparently I hit snooze a couple times without realizing it), I left my place late, it normally takes me 20 mins to get to the airport without traffic. Took me 45 minutes today...cars everywhere!!! Fn fatass snowbirds!!! :x I walk in the airport at 8:30 (flight is at 9). Then there was some computer error so the kiosk couldn't find my flight. After some tinkering I got it to work (8:45 at this point). Walk up to security and there are like 300 people in line! Ugh! It would have been 45 minutes waiting. At that point I figured there was NO way I'm making my flight. See the first class lane (empty) and some young TSA chick working there. Get out of line... Walk up, put on the ol' Mca charm and she let me through. Woohoo! Then I get to the gate and they couldn't pull up my ticket. I guess there was a weight restriction on the flight and I would have been one person over the limit. Takes them 20 minutes to figure it out. I ended up getting an exit row seat and nobody was sitting next to me. Woohoo!
Second flight on a puddle jumper...nobody next to me.
Good day!
Wow. Do you have to fly to work every day? :shock:
Please, Pearl Jam, consider a Benaroya Hall vinyl reissue!
So this morning...
I get up late (apparently I hit snooze a couple times without realizing it), I left my place late, it normally takes me 20 mins to get to the airport without traffic. Took me 45 minutes today...cars everywhere!!! Fn fatass snowbirds!!! :x I walk in the airport at 8:30 (flight is at 9). Then there was some computer error so the kiosk couldn't find my flight. After some tinkering I got it to work (8:45 at this point). Walk up to security and there are like 300 people in line! Ugh! It would have been 45 minutes waiting. At that point I figured there was NO way I'm making my flight. See the first class lane (empty) and some young TSA chick working there. Get out of line... Walk up, put on the ol' Mca charm and she let me through. Woohoo! Then I get to the gate and they couldn't pull up my ticket. I guess there was a weight restriction on the flight and I would have been one person over the limit. Takes them 20 minutes to figure it out. I ended up getting an exit row seat and nobody was sitting next to me. Woohoo!
Second flight on a puddle jumper...nobody next to me.
Good day!
So this morning...
I get up late (apparently I hit snooze a couple times without realizing it), I left my place late, it normally takes me 20 mins to get to the airport without traffic. Took me 45 minutes today...cars everywhere!!! Fn fatass snowbirds!!! :x I walk in the airport at 8:30 (flight is at 9). Then there was some computer error so the kiosk couldn't find my flight. After some tinkering I got it to work (8:45 at this point). Walk up to security and there are like 300 people in line! Ugh! It would have been 45 minutes waiting. At that point I figured there was NO way I'm making my flight. See the first class lane (empty) and some young TSA chick working there. Get out of line... Walk up, put on the ol' Mca charm and she let me through. Woohoo! Then I get to the gate and they couldn't pull up my ticket. I guess there was a weight restriction on the flight and I would have been one person over the limit. Takes them 20 minutes to figure it out. I ended up getting an exit row seat and nobody was sitting next to me. Woohoo!
Second flight on a puddle jumper...nobody next to me.
Good day!
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you had me at coronas
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
it's a good thing we were to poor to take photos
i gots no faults....and it's about damn time you learned to trust me. :x
NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:x
bring it up...you're not the only one with pix. :x
now try it
no way
had something to do with the pic....i changed it.
I get up late (apparently I hit snooze a couple times without realizing it), I left my place late, it normally takes me 20 mins to get to the airport without traffic. Took me 45 minutes today...cars everywhere!!! Fn fatass snowbirds!!! :x I walk in the airport at 8:30 (flight is at 9). Then there was some computer error so the kiosk couldn't find my flight. After some tinkering I got it to work (8:45 at this point). Walk up to security and there are like 300 people in line! Ugh! It would have been 45 minutes waiting. At that point I figured there was NO way I'm making my flight. See the first class lane (empty) and some young TSA chick working there. Get out of line... Walk up, put on the ol' Mca charm and she let me through. Woohoo! Then I get to the gate and they couldn't pull up my ticket. I guess there was a weight restriction on the flight and I would have been one person over the limit. Takes them 20 minutes to figure it out. I ended up getting an exit row seat and nobody was sitting next to me. Woohoo!
Second flight on a puddle jumper...nobody next to me.
Good day!
i can't believe i read all that :fp:
I need to see Tool again as well
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
Made my fn day!
Perhaps you should start a "Random thread about interesting shit - 81 approved".
like a taller stack perhaps?
Wow. Do you have to fly to work every day? :shock:
well done!!
Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
You are a smooth fucker
I meant stack. ....
is stalk funnier tho?
i think they are equally as funny