Real life zombies in Florida

8181 Posts: 58,276
edited August 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
http://news.yahoo.com/witness-says-nake ... 08953.html


what a fucked up story

MIAMI (AP) — A witness says a naked man chewing on the face of another naked man on a downtown highway ramp kept eating and growled at a police officer who fatally shot him to make him stop.

Larry Vega told WSVN-TV in Miami (http://bit.ly/L6kwWt) that he was riding his bicycle Saturday afternoon off the MacArthur Causeway that connects downtown Miami with Miami Beach when he saw the savage attack on the bridge's off-ramp.

"The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, 'Get off!'" Vega said. "The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin."

The slain man was identified by the Miami-Dade County Medical Examiner's office as Rudy Eugene, 31, Miami television station WFOR (http://cbsloc.al/LZlxol) reported.

Vega flagged down a Miami police officer, who he said repeatedly ordered the attacker to get off the victim. The attacker just picked his head up and growled at the officer, Vega said.

As the attack continued, Vega said the officer shot the attacker, who continued chewing the victim's face. The officer fired again, killing the attacker.

Miami police have released few details about the attack, other than confirming that there was a fatal officer-involved shooting. The name of the victim, who was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital, had not been immediately determined by authorities, said Detective William Moreno. Messages left Monday for a police spokesman were not immediately returned.

A spokeswoman said Monday that the hospital would not be releasing any information about him.

A surveillance video camera from The Miami Herald building nearby captured images of the men's naked legs lying side by side after the shooting.

Vega said the victim appeared gravely injured.

"It was just a blob of blood," Vega said. "You couldn't really see, it was just blood all over the place
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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    So who had today in the zombie apocalypse pool?
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Read that yesterday. This world is fucked up.
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  • klusterfukklusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    that's fuckin wacky.
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Yay, that's a mile from my house :?
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    it begins..... let's go
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • voidofmanvoidofman Posts: 4,009
    It's rabies!!
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    My zombie nightmares will probably return after reading this....that's some crazy shit.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • MayDay10MayDay10 Posts: 11,725
    Florida
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    edited May 2012
    MayDay10 wrote:
    Florida

    Exactly... 95% of the time when you heard a strange, horrific, or just outright disturbing news story in the US, it's out of Florida.

    A bunch of fucking whackos down there... must be the heat, or constantly being stuck driving behind an 80 year old with their left turn signal on.
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  • BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
    "We've also noticed a rise in Chianti sales recently", the sheriff added.


    (too soon?)
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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    BinFrog wrote:
    "We've also noticed a rise in Chianti sales recently", the sheriff added.


    (too soon?)
    It's never too soon for a Silence of the Lambs joke. Nicely done.
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    BinFrog wrote:
    "We've also noticed a rise in Chianti sales recently", the sheriff added.


    (too soon?)
    It's never too soon for a Silence of the Lambs joke. Nicely done.

    agreed...I was tempted to put a link to this article int his thread...
    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=189990

    too soon?
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    afroannnie wrote:
    BinFrog wrote:
    "We've also noticed a rise in Chianti sales recently", the sheriff added.


    (too soon?)
    It's never too soon for a Silence of the Lambs joke. Nicely done.

    agreed...I was tempted to put a link to this article int his thread...
    http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 4&t=189990

    too soon?
    Hilarious!
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    Apparently some new super-potent LSD was involved in the incident. crazy.

    http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/police_ ... _raw_story
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    OK, my secretary sister somehow got a photo of the survivor at the hospital...

    If it ever comes out, you will never eat food again :shock: :shock:
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Apparently some new super-potent LSD was involved in the incident. crazy.

    http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/police_ ... _raw_story

    speculatioin by the cops at this point.
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    OK, my secretary sister somehow got a photo of the survivor at the hospital...

    If it ever comes out, you will never eat food again :shock: :shock:

    i read a description....skin gone, eyes gouged, nose bit...crazy shit.

    i'm sure pics will be out before long...they always are.
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    81 wrote:
    OK, my secretary sister somehow got a photo of the survivor at the hospital...

    If it ever comes out, you will never eat food again :shock: :shock:

    i read a description....skin gone, eyes gouged, nose bit...crazy shit.

    i'm sure pics will be out before long...they always are.
    It looks like raw meat with eyeballs and hair .... No mouth... No nose...
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  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    81 wrote:
    OK, my secretary sister somehow got a photo of the survivor at the hospital...

    If it ever comes out, you will never eat food again :shock: :shock:

    i read a description....skin gone, eyes gouged, nose bit...crazy shit.

    i'm sure pics will be out before long...they always are.
    It looks like raw meat with eyeballs and hair .... No mouth... No nose...


    :shock: :shock:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    they have video..but all u see is legs
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    looking to see if amazon carries hattori hanzo swords ... :?
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,799
    this story is beyond disturbing

    and I would never want to see that picture.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    now they are saying bath salts were the cause....

    70-80% of that dude's face is missing.

    some fucked up shit.
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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    81 wrote:
    now they are saying bath salts were the cause....

    70-80% of that dude's face is missing.

    some fucked up shit.
    Yeah, I should have said that police were alleging the superacid, my bad. I've heard that kids (in Florida nonetheless), are doing fucked up shit on bath salts, so that' believable.
  • PureandEasyPureandEasy Posts: 5,799
    I didn't read the story, but were they both supposedly high on something, because weren't they both naked??

    I guess I should read the story. :P
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    now they are saying bath salts were the cause....

    70-80% of that dude's face is missing.

    some fucked up shit.
    Yeah, I should have said that police were alleging the superacid, my bad. I've heard that kids (in Florida nonetheless), are doing fucked up shit on bath salts, so that' believable.

    bathsalts are still speculation as well...i should have said that.

    but the one article was saying that this attack was similiar to other cases with bathsalts...well...less that zombie action.

    can't we just smoke a little dope and call it a day :fp:
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  • SVRDhand13SVRDhand13 Posts: 26,166
    :o Craziest story I've heard in a long time.
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  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    81 wrote:
    bathsalts are still speculation as well...i should have said that.

    but the one article was saying that this attack was similiar to other cases with bathsalts...well...less that zombie action.

    can't we just smoke a little dope and call it a day :fp:

    Everything's speculation at this point, so it was implied.

    The things people are doing these days to get high are insane. What part of bath salts really sounds appealing?

    For all we know this guy might have been trying to gnaw his way to the victim's adrenaline gland because he's seen Fear & Loathing one too many times.
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Ah Florida
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