Co-Workers..

LloydXmas

DS1119 wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

I was on one of those committees, I'd make sure that the people who were nice to me got an extra doughnut or slice of cake...pissed some people off, that was even more fun. :twisted:

People at work will literally fight to make sure they get a piece of birthday cake.

Now Milton. Pass it around

RKCNDY

BabaBooey1979 wrote:

DS1119 wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

I was on one of those committees, I'd make sure that the people who were nice to me got an extra doughnut or slice of cake...pissed some people off, that was even more fun. :twisted:

People at work will literally fight to make sure they get a piece of birthday cake.

Now Milton. Pass it around

dcfaithful

LiLiNY81 wrote:

UGH I have one of those co-workers where everything happens to her...and whatever does happen it's the end of the world. She once left work in a panic (causing a big scene) because her niece hadn't taken a shit in a few days and she had to take her to the hospital. She also threw tantrums because a co-worker was advanced within the department over her....and threw a tantrum when my bosses gave me employee of the month. She didn't talk to me the rest of the day. But if I don't talk to her or if I'm particularly quiet one day, I get endless emails "Are you mad at me? Did I do something to upset you? Please tell me if I did." My desk is right behind hers so if I sigh or show any signs of discontent, she thinks it's because I'm mad at her. If my boss calls me into the office, she always emails me right when I get back saying "Is everything ok? I hope I'm not in trouble." Damn woman. :fp:

Wow... that would be annoying as hell.

Leyna Minai

DS1119 wrote:

81 wrote:

crap.....

it's a "fun committee" sort of day.....

nacho's for cico de mayo in the confrence room across from my office.

time for the parade of people looking for a handout :fp:

Handouts at work are funny. Freebies in general are funny. No matter what it is people will always make sure they get one.











I'm that way too though. :oops:

You know what's funny? Our company isn't doing the greatest in the economy, but we're surviving. So we're pretty stingy on purchasing supplies and what not. I was questioned and interrogated when I asked if I can have a little mini planner for eight dollars to keep track of work.
AND THEN!
They decide to spend almost 4 grand on a Christmas Party. :fp:
this is after we were denied a bonus for the third year in a row and had to take pay cuts and lay people off.
I don't get it!

dcfaithful

I work next to a dude who is a nice guy, we get along... but he takes foooorrreeeevvveeerrr to get something out.

With all his "you know's and "what not's"

:yawn:

dcfaithful

rick1zoo2 wrote:

I get a lot of very weird smells

There's a guy, actually a couple of them at my work that smell like shit. Literally. I'm constantly disgusted/amazed at how someone can consistently smell that bad.

81

dcfaithful wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

I get a lot of very weird smells

There's a guy, actually a couple of them at my work that smell like shit. Literally. I'm constantly disgusted/amazed at how someone can consistently smell that bad.

:nono:

give him some soap

DS1119

dcfaithful wrote:

There's a guy, actually a couple of them at my work that smell like shit. Literally. I'm constantly disgusted/amazed at how someone can consistently smell that bad.

dcfaithful

81 wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

I get a lot of very weird smells

There's a guy, actually a couple of them at my work that smell like shit. Literally. I'm constantly disgusted/amazed at how someone can consistently smell that bad.

:nono:

give him some soap

I really think that at this point they're destined to smell like a toilet bowl. Surprisingly, all of them are married. :?

Do their wives smell like urine? Match made in heaven, I guess...

Jukee

I spent 4 years in an 80 sq ft office with the most irritating, lazy co-worker...seriously she didn't do hardly anything all day pretended like she didn't know how to do anything. As my husband would day - You can't fix stupid! She made me fucking miserable! I just got a new job a few months ago and change is good! You need change every now and then in your life!

rick1zoo2

81 wrote:

i need to move my office to anouther part of the building.

when I have had enough of the bad smells and weirdness, I go home and work the rest of the day there. or I go into a conference room and close the door

Sugar-Magnolia

I was at work tonight and since I'm a manager I get to pick what we blast on the radio. Usually I just suffer through whatever ear garbage the crew wants but it was a bad day so I pulled my veto and put in PJ. One guy started to complain and said "Pearl Jam sucks!"
Before I could open my mouth to give him a list of why they do not suck the FNG says "Hey, if you talk shit about Pearl Jam I'll kick your fucking ass!" Turns out he is a huge fan.

I just made a new best work friend

Thoughts_Arrive

My colleague that sits next to me is a nice lady and we get along but annoys me a bit.

Examples:

1. Talks with her mouth full
2. Sneezes without covering her mouth
3. Blows her nose right near me whilst leaning over to read something on my screen
4. Constantly comments on her movements or feelings (I am cold, I need to go to the toilet, I need water)
5. Puts her handbag on my desk or in front of my desk drawer
6. Grabs paper and envelopes from my drawer and messes everything up
7. Puts a dirty tissue or her lunchbox on my desk
8. Gives me up to date progress of what she is working on and issues that do not concern me

But despite that we get along. :shock:

81

Thoughts_Arrive wrote:

My colleague that sits next to me is a nice lady and we get along but annoys me a bit.

Examples:

1. Talks with her mouth full
2. Sneezes without covering her mouth
3. Blows her nose right near me whilst leaning over to read something on my screen
4. Constantly comments on her movements or feelings (I am cold, I need to go to the toilet, I need water)
5. Puts her handbag on my desk or in front of my desk drawer
6. Grabs paper and envelopes from my drawer and messes everything up
7. Puts a dirty tissue or her lunchbox on my desk
8. Gives me up to date progress of what she is working on and issues that do not concern me

But despite that we get along. :shock:

she's got nice knockers? right?

DS1119

Thoughts_Arrive wrote:

My colleague that sits next to me is a nice lady and we get along but annoys me a bit.

Examples:

1. Talks with her mouth full
2. Sneezes without covering her mouth
3. Blows her nose right near me whilst leaning over to read something on my screen
4. Constantly comments on her movements or feelings (I am cold, I need to go to the toilet, I need water)
5. Puts her handbag on my desk or in front of my desk drawer
6. Grabs paper and envelopes from my drawer and messes everything up
7. Puts a dirty tissue or her lunchbox on my desk
8. Gives me up to date progress of what she is working on and issues that do not concern me

But despite that we get along. :shock:

Shoot her.

Nami

Leyna Minai wrote:

Nami wrote:

Leyna Minai wrote:

It's mainly the common sense stuff that gets to me...
Don't cut your nails in front of me.
Don't floss your teeth in front of me.
Don't sit there chatting on the phone making personal calls all day long while i'm trying to work.
Or make those mmmm....mmmmm....mmmmm...sounds when eating every single time..

wow... i so fucking hate people cutting the nails at work.. grosses me out big time. I work with a annoying biotch who takes the time everyday to chat to every member of the office... so I hear her same story 10-15times a day. Then the lovey dovey fucking phone calls.... and the stupid comment outbursts every so often. She is annoying...plus her man laugh... makes me cringe. the loud sighs... annoying noises... I feel like punching her in the tit.

make no wonder i drink on the weekend!!! cmon 4:30.

The lady I work with does that too!! Every time someone walks buy, she always has to say SOMETHING. Anything. And she randomly meows and barks sometimes. WTF is that? And the repeating of the same story thing? Happens all the time. And the amount of sick days this woman takes is unbelievable. I know you're only allotted a certain amount of sick days, but she has exceeded it every single year by weeks. And still gets fully paid for it. She also doesn't drive in the snow, ever. She she gets those days off too. Paid. :nono:

sounds like the two we are complaining about were separated at birth...

Thoughts_Arrive

81 wrote:

Thoughts_Arrive wrote:

My colleague that sits next to me is a nice lady and we get along but annoys me a bit.

Examples:

1. Talks with her mouth full
2. Sneezes without covering her mouth
3. Blows her nose right near me whilst leaning over to read something on my screen
4. Constantly comments on her movements or feelings (I am cold, I need to go to the toilet, I need water)
5. Puts her handbag on my desk or in front of my desk drawer
6. Grabs paper and envelopes from my drawer and messes everything up
7. Puts a dirty tissue or her lunchbox on my desk
8. Gives me up to date progress of what she is working on and issues that do not concern me

But despite that we get along. :shock:

she's got nice knockers? right?

Actually yes lol

SPEEDY MCCREADY

I would love to hear.....
All of your co-workers, side of the story......

hehehehehe

dimitrispearljam

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

I would love to hear.....
All of your co-workers, side of the story......

hehehehehe

:fp: :corn:

Nami

dimitrispearljam wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

I would love to hear.....
All of your co-workers, side of the story......

hehehehehe

:fp: :corn:

all she would say it that he is grumpy and listens to PJ all day long. and keeps going on the this website...