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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    i need to move my office to anouther part of the building.

    when I have had enough of the bad smells and weirdness, I go home and work the rest of the day there. or I go into a conference room and close the door
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    Sugar-MagnoliaSugar-Magnolia Loveland, CO Posts: 233
    I was at work tonight and since I'm a manager I get to pick what we blast on the radio. Usually I just suffer through whatever ear garbage the crew wants but it was a bad day so I pulled my veto and put in PJ. One guy started to complain and said "Pearl Jam sucks!"
    Before I could open my mouth to give him a list of why they do not suck the FNG says "Hey, if you talk shit about Pearl Jam I'll kick your fucking ass!" Turns out he is a huge fan.

    I just made a new best work friend :lol:
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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    My colleague that sits next to me is a nice lady and we get along but annoys me a bit.

    Examples:

    1. Talks with her mouth full
    2. Sneezes without covering her mouth
    3. Blows her nose right near me whilst leaning over to read something on my screen
    4. Constantly comments on her movements or feelings (I am cold, I need to go to the toilet, I need water)
    5. Puts her handbag on my desk or in front of my desk drawer
    6. Grabs paper and envelopes from my drawer and messes everything up
    7. Puts a dirty tissue or her lunchbox on my desk
    8. Gives me up to date progress of what she is working on and issues that do not concern me

    But despite that we get along. :shock:
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    My colleague that sits next to me is a nice lady and we get along but annoys me a bit.

    Examples:

    1. Talks with her mouth full
    2. Sneezes without covering her mouth
    3. Blows her nose right near me whilst leaning over to read something on my screen
    4. Constantly comments on her movements or feelings (I am cold, I need to go to the toilet, I need water)
    5. Puts her handbag on my desk or in front of my desk drawer
    6. Grabs paper and envelopes from my drawer and messes everything up
    7. Puts a dirty tissue or her lunchbox on my desk
    8. Gives me up to date progress of what she is working on and issues that do not concern me

    But despite that we get along. :shock:

    she's got nice knockers? right? :lol:
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    My colleague that sits next to me is a nice lady and we get along but annoys me a bit.

    Examples:

    1. Talks with her mouth full
    2. Sneezes without covering her mouth
    3. Blows her nose right near me whilst leaning over to read something on my screen
    4. Constantly comments on her movements or feelings (I am cold, I need to go to the toilet, I need water)
    5. Puts her handbag on my desk or in front of my desk drawer
    6. Grabs paper and envelopes from my drawer and messes everything up
    7. Puts a dirty tissue or her lunchbox on my desk
    8. Gives me up to date progress of what she is working on and issues that do not concern me

    But despite that we get along. :shock:


    Shoot her.
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    NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,989
    Nami wrote:
    It's mainly the common sense stuff that gets to me...
    Don't cut your nails in front of me.
    Don't floss your teeth in front of me.
    Don't sit there chatting on the phone making personal calls all day long while i'm trying to work.
    Or make those mmmm....mmmmm....mmmmm...sounds when eating every single time..


    wow... i so fucking hate people cutting the nails at work.. grosses me out big time. I work with a annoying biotch who takes the time everyday to chat to every member of the office... so I hear her same story 10-15times a day. Then the lovey dovey fucking phone calls.... and the stupid comment outbursts every so often. She is annoying...plus her man laugh... makes me cringe. the loud sighs... annoying noises... I feel like punching her in the tit. :lol:

    make no wonder i drink on the weekend!!! cmon 4:30.

    The lady I work with does that too!! Every time someone walks buy, she always has to say SOMETHING. Anything. And she randomly meows and barks sometimes. WTF is that? And the repeating of the same story thing? Happens all the time. And the amount of sick days this woman takes is unbelievable. I know you're only allotted a certain amount of sick days, but she has exceeded it every single year by weeks. And still gets fully paid for it. She also doesn't drive in the snow, ever. She she gets those days off too. Paid. :nono:

    sounds like the two we are complaining about were separated at birth... :lol:
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    Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    81 wrote:
    My colleague that sits next to me is a nice lady and we get along but annoys me a bit.

    Examples:

    1. Talks with her mouth full
    2. Sneezes without covering her mouth
    3. Blows her nose right near me whilst leaning over to read something on my screen
    4. Constantly comments on her movements or feelings (I am cold, I need to go to the toilet, I need water)
    5. Puts her handbag on my desk or in front of my desk drawer
    6. Grabs paper and envelopes from my drawer and messes everything up
    7. Puts a dirty tissue or her lunchbox on my desk
    8. Gives me up to date progress of what she is working on and issues that do not concern me

    But despite that we get along. :shock:

    she's got nice knockers? right? :lol:

    Actually yes lol
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    SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 24,808
    I would love to hear.....
    All of your co-workers, side of the story......

    hehehehehe
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    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    I would love to hear.....
    All of your co-workers, side of the story......

    hehehehehe
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    NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,989
    I would love to hear.....
    All of your co-workers, side of the story......

    hehehehehe
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: :fp: :corn:


    all she would say it that he is grumpy and listens to PJ all day long. and keeps going on the this website...

    :lol:
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    Leyna MinaiLeyna Minai Posts: 688
    Nami wrote:
    I would love to hear.....
    All of your co-workers, side of the story......

    hehehehehe
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: :fp: :corn:


    all she would say it that he is grumpy and listens to PJ all day long. and keeps going on the this website...

    :lol:

    HAHA! Likewise! She would complain about my constant PJ music.
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    RKCNDYRKCNDY Seattle, WA Posts: 31,013
    May I suggest acquiring these stickies for work?

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    stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    RKCNDY wrote:
    May I suggest acquiring these stickies for work?

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    This is brilliant! :D
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    LiLiNY81LiLiNY81 Posts: 775
    Nami wrote:
    The lady I work with does that too!! Every time someone walks buy, she always has to say SOMETHING. Anything. And she randomly meows and barks sometimes. WTF is that? And the repeating of the same story thing? Happens all the time. And the amount of sick days this woman takes is unbelievable. I know you're only allotted a certain amount of sick days, but she has exceeded it every single year by weeks. And still gets fully paid for it. She also doesn't drive in the snow, ever. She she gets those days off too. Paid. :nono:
    Barks and meows sometimes? WTF? :lol:
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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
    RKCNDY wrote:
    May I suggest acquiring these stickies for work?

    d85fdfcf964d3af89e8db1c20340b1a618c37575_m.jpg

    :lol::lol:

    I wonder if WB Mason carries these.
    Im putting in a request...my office needs these
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    twisted thoughtstwisted thoughts Posts: 4,374
    Shoot me.
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    conference call on a speakerphone AND clipping fingernails (or maybe toenails) in cubicle.
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    conference call on a speakerphone AND clipping fingernails (or maybe toenails) in cubicle.


    :fp: :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    got to be doing both fingers and toes, been going on for a long time......
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    8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    got to be doing both fingers and toes, been going on for a long time......

    pics?
    81 is now off the air

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    of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    conference call on a speakerphone AND clipping fingernails (or maybe toenails) in cubicle.
    :fp: A few of the guys that I work with clip their nails and let me tell you....it's friggen annoying. Groom yourself at home. NOT in the office
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    this week it took four days and three trips from facilites to change one light bulb over my desk. and I had to clean the shoe prints and dirt off of my desk
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    of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    this week it took four days and three trips from facilites to change one light bulb over my desk. and I had to clean the shoe prints and dirt off of my desk

    be happy it was only dirt and not something else :o
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    of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    gotta love co-workers that discuss their bowel movements. :sick:
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    BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,292
    noise cancelling headphones.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    4 guys chatting in the office next to me about how many of them use the flap to piss through in traditional tighty whities.
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    gotta love co-workers that discuss their bowel movements. :sick:
    What's wrong with that?
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    of.the.girlof.the.girl Posts: 10,026
    LloydXmas wrote:
    gotta love co-workers that discuss their bowel movements. :sick:
    What's wrong with that?

    So much! 1-I don't care how your bowels are. 2-You're at work. 3-It's gross what the hell is wrong with men and discussing this?
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    BinFrogBinFrog MA Posts: 7,292
    LloydXmas wrote:
    gotta love co-workers that discuss their bowel movements. :sick:
    What's wrong with that?


    Shit, nothing.
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    NamiNami Newfoundland Posts: 5,989
    LloydXmas wrote:
    gotta love co-workers that discuss their bowel movements. :sick:
    What's wrong with that?

    So much! 1-I don't care how your bowels are. 2-You're at work. 3-It's gross what the hell is wrong with men and discussing this?

    same can be said for women going to the washroom in groups... :lol:
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