we all have roles/duties/chores that we have to handle
grocery shopping/dinner selection is not on my list.
grocery shopping should be a team effort. the guy pushes the cart, the girl pays.
boom :P
is that what you and 311 do? :corn:
yep
why do girls have to go down EVERY isle? i know for a fact i/we do not need anything from the card and magazine isle. why do we have to go down there anyways? "just in case". :fp:
You don't do ANY grocery shopping either? Good God man that woman is a saint!
i used to go with....then i got banned. now i sit at home and drink while she shops. not a bad trade off.
i don't do laundry or clean either.
i just mow the yard (shut up), snow blow, car care, vacation plan, tax prep and fix shit.
Thats Awesome. Im nearly banned, I gotta be more a pain in the ass.. My wife takes forever, reading all the labels, analyzing the price per pound, etc.. Im in-im-out, and I nearly run over old ladies and kids with the cart.. no time to waste in there.
why do girls have to go down EVERY isle? i know for a fact i/we do not need anything from the card and magazine isle. why do we have to go down there anyways? "just in case". :fp:
why do girls have to go down EVERY isle? i know for a fact i/we do not need anything from the card and magazine isle. why do we have to go down there anyways? "just in case". :fp:
you need to get banned.
i'll dial the 'pain in the ass' up a notch this sunday
Thats Awesome. Im nearly banned, I gotta be more a pain in the ass.. My wife takes forever, reading all the labels, analyzing the price per pound, etc.. Im in-im-out, and I nearly run over old ladies and kids with the cart.. no time to waste in there.
having lived alone for the better part of a decade, i had a solid system....start in teh back, work forward, refridgered and frozen stuff last....once that stuff is in the cart, you need to minimize the time it out of the fridge/freezer by quickly getting checked out, bagged, in the car and home. even tho i don't go, she knows better than to shop and then stop for anything on the way home. if she wants something, she comes home, unloads and then goes back out.
You are all sick animals, you know that?! The lot of you!!!! Banned. Hmph. You better not complain about anything that your lady comes home with. If you do, you deserve a swift kick in the arse!!!
And 81..you're sorely slacking on your mowing the lawn duty. Are you trying to get banned from that too?!
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why do girls have to go down EVERY isle? i know for a fact i/we do not need anything from the card and magazine isle. why do we have to go down there anyways? "just in case". :fp:
you need to get banned.
i'll dial the 'pain in the ass' up a notch this sunday
just be careful that it doesn't backfire, could lead to other 'duties'
You are all sick animals, you know that?! The lot of you!!!! Banned. Hmph. You better not complain about anything that your lady comes home with. If you do, you deserve a swift kick in the arse!!!
And 81..you're sorely slacking on your mowing the lawn duty. Are you trying to get banned from that too?!
it's not the mowing so much, as it's the growing issue
i do review the bill.....and always complain about something she bought that cost over $10. i figure if i complain about one thing everytime, i won't ever see a bill with 10 things on it next time. :P
and don't act like you are better than us. i'm sure you have a standard chore list and he has a standard chore list. :corn:
You are all sick animals, you know that?! The lot of you!!!! Banned. Hmph. You better not complain about anything that your lady comes home with. If you do, you deserve a swift kick in the arse!!!
And 81..you're sorely slacking on your mowing the lawn duty. Are you trying to get banned from that too?!
Thats Awesome. Im nearly banned, I gotta be more a pain in the ass.. My wife takes forever, reading all the labels, analyzing the price per pound, etc.. Im in-im-out, and I nearly run over old ladies and kids with the cart.. no time to waste in there.
having lived alone for the better part of a decade, i had a solid system....start in teh back, work forward, refridgered and frozen stuff last....once that stuff is in the cart, you need to minimize the time it out of the fridge/freezer by quickly getting checked out, bagged, in the car and home. even tho i don't go, she knows better than to shop and then stop for anything on the way home. if she wants something, she comes home, unloads and then goes back out.
Thats Awesome. Im nearly banned, I gotta be more a pain in the ass.. My wife takes forever, reading all the labels, analyzing the price per pound, etc.. Im in-im-out, and I nearly run over old ladies and kids with the cart.. no time to waste in there.
having lived alone for the better part of a decade, i had a solid system....start in teh back, work forward, refridgered and frozen stuff last....once that stuff is in the cart, you need to minimize the time it out of the fridge/freezer by quickly getting checked out, bagged, in the car and home. even tho i don't go, she knows better than to shop and then stop for anything on the way home. if she wants something, she comes home, unloads and then goes back out.
i'll dial the 'pain in the ass' up a notch this sunday
just be careful that it doesn't backfire, could lead to other 'duties'
sometimes you just have to say no to other duties....
81 can you do this.....
no
why not
no
do it
no
been there, done that. don't get me started, the prior regime was just a complete mess, I could do everything better, and she would get ticked off if I tried to step in and help, so I wouldn't help. The house was a complete wreck, I couldn't stand it.
chicken with sauteed veggies over quinoa pilaf. red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting for dessert
you women could learn a lesson here.
I cook for myself and my little men. I don't have an overgrown boy child that I have to cook for.
Be happy you have someone cook dinner for you....you could be like other men/boys that get shit for dinner or you have to drive your arse thru the drive thru
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we all have roles/duties/chores that we have to handle
grocery shopping/dinner selection is not on my list.
will do...
You don't do ANY grocery shopping either? Good God man that woman is a saint!
"duties"
Plus, she didn't want to meet any of us...which indicates she may have brains in her head too.
grocery shopping should be a team effort. the guy pushes the cart, the girl pays.
boom :P
i used to go with....then i got banned. now i sit at home and drink while she shops. not a bad trade off.
i don't do laundry or clean either.
i just mow the yard (shut up), snow blow, car care, vacation plan, tax prep and fix shit.
is that what you and 311 do? :corn:
yep
why do girls have to go down EVERY isle? i know for a fact i/we do not need anything from the card and magazine isle. why do we have to go down there anyways? "just in case". :fp:
Thats Awesome. Im nearly banned, I gotta be more a pain in the ass.. My wife takes forever, reading all the labels, analyzing the price per pound, etc.. Im in-im-out, and I nearly run over old ladies and kids with the cart.. no time to waste in there.
you need to get banned.
I WANT TO BE BANNED TOO!
i'll dial the 'pain in the ass' up a notch this sunday
having lived alone for the better part of a decade, i had a solid system....start in teh back, work forward, refridgered and frozen stuff last....once that stuff is in the cart, you need to minimize the time it out of the fridge/freezer by quickly getting checked out, bagged, in the car and home. even tho i don't go, she knows better than to shop and then stop for anything on the way home. if she wants something, she comes home, unloads and then goes back out.
And 81..you're sorely slacking on your mowing the lawn duty. Are you trying to get banned from that too?!
just be careful that it doesn't backfire, could lead to other 'duties'
it's not the mowing so much, as it's the growing issue
i do review the bill.....and always complain about something she bought that cost over $10. i figure if i complain about one thing everytime, i won't ever see a bill with 10 things on it next time. :P
and don't act like you are better than us. i'm sure you have a standard chore list and he has a standard chore list. :corn:
yes, dear
hmm, maybe i'll get drunk and mow through the flowers and take a little/few inches off the cat. :P
sometimes you just have to say no to other duties....
81 can you do this.....
no
why not
no
do it
no
Same exact plan here!
you women could learn a lesson here.
smart man
been there, done that. don't get me started, the prior regime was just a complete mess, I could do everything better, and she would get ticked off if I tried to step in and help, so I wouldn't help. The house was a complete wreck, I couldn't stand it.
"you women"
I think I will now take cover...
I cook for myself and my little men. I don't have an overgrown boy child that I have to cook for.
Be happy you have someone cook dinner for you....you could be like other men/boys that get shit for dinner or you have to drive your arse thru the drive thru