Ray Lewis goes to a Super Bowl, and him and his gang banging friends, commit a double murder...
And Ray Lewis gets hired by ESPN.
Warren Sapp goes to a Super Bowl, and bangs a couple of whores.
And Warren Sapp is fired by NFL Network.
I can only assume ESPN hired him just in case Hernandez is acquitted. They'll have the leading expert in NFL players getting away with murder.
Also seen some commercial for a reality show about shitty parent coaches and it looked like Stabby has a pretty big role in it. Hope he's not teaching everything he knows.
Why the NFL would think he's an ok spokesperson goes beyond any logical thought.
Don't watch much NFL network, but I'm not too sad to see Sapp go. He's attempted to make quite a few really idiotic points over the last couple years.
Ray Lewis goes to a Super Bowl, and him and his gang banging friends, commit a double murder...
And Ray Lewis gets hired by ESPN.
Warren Sapp goes to a Super Bowl, and bangs a couple of whores.
And Warren Sapp is fired by NFL Network.
Those were simpler times when fools could be stabbed with little consequence. In today's society, stabbing a fool carries much more weight. At least a two month suspension and some anger management classes.
I really cant wait for next season. New Bills ownership has really intensified my interest in NFL football again. Ive been a season ticket holder for a long time... I just cant remember legitimately looking forward to a season since the early 2000s.
Wilson's gotten off the hook for this more than anybody has ever gotten off the hook for a bad sports play. It was a dumb play-call, it was a great play by Butler, the receiver that was supposed to pick got jammed and blew it....but still. To further a Madden analogy I made earlier, Wilson took the snap, pressed circle, and hoped.
Ray Lewis goes to a Super Bowl, and him and his gang banging friends, commit a double murder...
And Ray Lewis gets hired by ESPN.
Warren Sapp goes to a Super Bowl, and bangs a couple of whores.
And Warren Sapp is fired by NFL Network.
I can only assume ESPN hired him just in case Hernandez is acquitted. They'll have the leading expert in NFL players getting away with murder.
Also seen some commercial for a reality show about shitty parent coaches and it looked like Stabby has a pretty big role in it. Hope he's not teaching everything he knows.
Why the NFL would think he's an ok spokesperson goes beyond any logical thought.
Don't watch much NFL network, but I'm not too sad to see Sapp go. He's attempted to make quite a few really idiotic points over the last couple years.
great post.
(I see the smileys are fucked up again....I'm shocked)
If I had known then what I know now...
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SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEF • Sports • Football • NFL Football • Unsponsored • ISSUE 51•05 • Feb 2, 2015
THE HEAVENS—Following the game-ending interception against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX, God Almighty, Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, confirmed Monday that He “can’t fucking stand Russell Wilson” and that the Seattle Seahawks star quarterback “can go fuck himself.” “I hate Russell Wilson, so fuck him, and fuck the Seahawks,” said the Heavenly Father, adding that Jermaine Kearse’s incredible catch on Seattle’s final drive was indeed a case of divine intervention, but only so Wilson could then throw an interception that cost his team the Super Bowl. “I mean, the look on his face right after I made him throw that pick on the goal line was just priceless. He’s so fucking annoying, so I wanted to get his hopes up and then crush him in front of the whole world. Self-righteous little prick.” Despite subsequently allowing the Patriots to win their fourth Super Bowl title, God also clarified that Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, and Robert Kraft are all “dirty fucking cheats” who will spend an eternity in Hell after they die
Wilson seems to be getting a free pass on this, no? Imagine if Tony Romo threw an INT in that situation. Even Peyton Manning would have gotten killed. Instead it is all about the call.
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Wilson seems to be getting a free pass on this, no? Imagine if Tony Romo threw an INT in that situation. Even Peyton Manning would have gotten killed. Instead it is all about the call.
SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEF • Sports • Football • NFL Football • Unsponsored • ISSUE 51•05 • Feb 2, 2015
THE HEAVENS—Following the game-ending interception against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX, God Almighty, Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, confirmed Monday that He “can’t fucking stand Russell Wilson” and that the Seattle Seahawks star quarterback “can go fuck himself.” “I hate Russell Wilson, so fuck him, and fuck the Seahawks,” said the Heavenly Father, adding that Jermaine Kearse’s incredible catch on Seattle’s final drive was indeed a case of divine intervention, but only so Wilson could then throw an interception that cost his team the Super Bowl. “I mean, the look on his face right after I made him throw that pick on the goal line was just priceless. He’s so fucking annoying, so I wanted to get his hopes up and then crush him in front of the whole world. Self-righteous little prick.” Despite subsequently allowing the Patriots to win their fourth Super Bowl title, God also clarified that Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, and Robert Kraft are all “dirty fucking cheats” who will spend an eternity in Hell after they die
Pitchers and catchers report soon thank god. I'm soooooo tired of deflategate and the worst play call in NFL history. We are already seeing players show up in AZ. Ike Davis was spotted at a dive bar. Lester is here working out in the cubs facility and is being seen around town. In about another week I will start popping over to the Giants minor league facility to see what is happening.
Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's Fuckus rules all Rob Seattle
Browns may lose draft picks because their dumbass owner was sending texts to the sidelines.
Their fans had a mere 7 - 8 weeks of hope this season before realizing they are (still) doomed.
I look forward to when they mortgage their future picks (see: Redskins) to get the number 1 pick, which whoever the poor soul is, will be certain to bust.
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I can only assume ESPN hired him just in case Hernandez is acquitted. They'll have the leading expert in NFL players getting away with murder.
Also seen some commercial for a reality show about shitty parent coaches and it looked like Stabby has a pretty big role in it. Hope he's not teaching everything he knows.
Why the NFL would think he's an ok spokesperson goes beyond any logical thought.
Don't watch much NFL network, but I'm not too sad to see Sapp go. He's attempted to make quite a few really idiotic points over the last couple years.
No way that dude was not concussed. Sounds like the NFL covering their tracks.
Maybe he can give it to his gardener? Or his pool guy? Or his personal chef? Many options...ha.
Those were simpler times when fools could be stabbed with little consequence. In today's society, stabbing a fool carries much more weight. At least a two month suspension and some anger management classes.
Ovechkin got one at the NHL All Star game and charatied it.
hell of a game...
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
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great post.
(I see the smileys are fucked up again....I'm shocked)
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Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
It's almost like he knew exactly what play they were calling. No hesitation and an immediate sprint towards where the ball would be. hmmmmm .....
"...I changed by not changing at all..."
Too well coached and prepared, perhaps ... hmmm
SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEF • Sports • Football • NFL Football • Unsponsored • ISSUE 51•05 • Feb 2, 2015
THE HEAVENS—Following the game-ending interception against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX, God Almighty, Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, confirmed Monday that He “can’t fucking stand Russell Wilson” and that the Seattle Seahawks star quarterback “can go fuck himself.” “I hate Russell Wilson, so fuck him, and fuck the Seahawks,” said the Heavenly Father, adding that Jermaine Kearse’s incredible catch on Seattle’s final drive was indeed a case of divine intervention, but only so Wilson could then throw an interception that cost his team the Super Bowl. “I mean, the look on his face right after I made him throw that pick on the goal line was just priceless. He’s so fucking annoying, so I wanted to get his hopes up and then crush him in front of the whole world. Self-righteous little prick.” Despite subsequently allowing the Patriots to win their fourth Super Bowl title, God also clarified that Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, and Robert Kraft are all “dirty fucking cheats” who will spend an eternity in Hell after they die
theonion.com/articles/god-fuck-russell-wilson,37911/
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Totally.
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HAHAHA. Love the Onion
Pitchers and catchers report soon thank god. I'm soooooo tired of deflategate and the worst play call in NFL history. We are already seeing players show up in AZ. Ike Davis was spotted at a dive bar. Lester is here working out in the cubs facility and is being seen around town. In about another week I will start popping over to the Giants minor league facility to see what is happening.
Fuckus rules all
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And here's video of Edleman taking it from the fan, showing it off for a moment, and then punching it:
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/2/4/7979529/julian-edelman-richard-sherman-4-meme-sign-patriots-parade-seahawks
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He's still confused from the concussion. He actually thought that was Richard Sherman.
Their fans had a mere 7 - 8 weeks of hope this season before realizing they are (still) doomed.
I look forward to when they mortgage their future picks (see: Redskins) to get the number 1 pick, which whoever the poor soul is, will be certain to bust.