Crayons. I think they're non-toxic. At the very least, they have to be safer than deodorant.
Would you rather be locked in a room for 2 months and forced to listen to your favorite song on a record that keeps skipping back to the start after 45 seconds or be locked in that room for 2 months and be forced to watch an endless "highlight reel" of "Family Matters" that only contains clips of Urkel saying, "Did I do that?"
would you rather walk barefoot over hot coals for 100 metres or over sharp stones for 400 metres?
I don't mean to offend anyone, a lot of what I say should be taken with a grain of salt... that said for most of you I'm a stranger on a computer on the other side of the world, don't give me that sort of power!
have the ability to interact with the future me...just so he could tell me what NOT to do.
WYR...
visit and talk with GOD/whatever higher power you may believe in for only one hour knowing that if you go over by even a second you go to hell forever.
or
Just wait...
"...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
Would you rather eat a hot dog covered with peanut butter, scrambled eggs, and sauerkraut or a half-pound hamburger burned beyond recognition on a stale bun with no toppings and no drink to wash down either choice?
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WOuld you rather eat a banana or orange right now?
Would you rather have a flying car or a jet pack?
WOuld you rather be extrmely angry or extremely sad?
Would you rather have to take life-saving medication every day that makes you constipated or gives you diarrhea?
WOuld you rather break someone's balls or have your balls broken.
Would you rather be a ghost who can be seen by living people but can't move objects or a ghost who can move objects but remains invisible to people?
find proof of alien life
Or
Find proof that another intelligent species inhabited earth well before humankind?
and then find them and learn from them before the gov't get a hold of them.
Be invisable
or
Have the gift of flight
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
I'll go with have the gift of flight.
Would you rather never have another cold drink again or never have a hot meal again?
Everything you eat be slightly overcooked
Or
Everything you drink be watered down?
Would you rather...
have only daylight for six months and darkness for 6
or
just deal with Daylight savings
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
would you rather be too fat or too skinny?
to skinny...please.
Would you rather have three wishes to make
or
give three wishes away
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
Would you rather eat a pine cone or have to cover your entire floor with pine cones and walk around barefoot for 3 days?
WYR...
Be forced to run 100 meters stark naked
or
1000 meters fully clothed
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
Would you rather have tacos with soft shells or hard shells?
Would you rather drink an entire bottle of vodka in 15 seconds or never drink alcohol ever again?
would you rather eat a stick of deodorant or a box of crayons?
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Would you rather be locked in a room for 2 months and forced to listen to your favorite song on a record that keeps skipping back to the start after 45 seconds or be locked in that room for 2 months and be forced to watch an endless "highlight reel" of "Family Matters" that only contains clips of Urkel saying, "Did I do that?"
Would you rather watch a movie or a tv marathon?
Would you rather have the movie channel, or the sports channel?
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
be a talented musician
Or
Be a talented athlete?
Would you rather wear sneakers or sandles?
would you rather walk barefoot over hot coals for 100 metres or over sharp stones for 400 metres?
Would you rather have to hop or skip everywhere you go for a whole day?
Have the ability to interact with yourself from parallel Earths
or
have the ability to interact with the future you?
WYR...
visit and talk with GOD/whatever higher power you may believe in for only one hour knowing that if you go over by even a second you go to hell forever.
or
Just wait...
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
read the newspaper
or
get your news online?
Would you rather open a burger or taco joint?
Would you rather eat a hot dog covered with peanut butter, scrambled eggs, and sauerkraut or a half-pound hamburger burned beyond recognition on a stale bun with no toppings and no drink to wash down either choice?