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  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    I don't like either but I'll go with crab since I can catch them from my uncle's dock. No sense in spending money for something I know I'm going to hate.

    Would you rather be shot in the leg (non-fatal) or have a compound fracture in that leg?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Shot in the leg.


    Would you rather drink from a total stranger's straw or lick the sidewalk?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Lick the sidewalk

    Would you rather have to walk everywhere while crouching like a catcher or have to hop like a frog everywhere?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Walk like a catcher.


    Would you rather shave your left or right eyebrow?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Right.

    Would you rather have 500 spiders fall on your head or wake up to find 500 worms in your bed?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The spiders.



    WOuld you rather eat a soda or beer can?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    I'll eat the beer can and hope that whatever leftover alcohol it contains will be enough to fight off any infections that might result.

    Would you rather be a great baseball player or a great football player?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Baseball.


    Would you rather be 3 foot tall or twelve feet tall?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    DS1119 wrote:
    Baseball.


    Would you rather be 3 foot tall or twelve feet tall?

    12 feet tall. Then I'd date a dwarf.

    Would you rather have no toes or feet that are only 2 inches wide?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The narrow feet.


    Would you rather be the gecko from the Geico commercials or the duck from the Aflac commercials?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    I'll be the Gecko because the duck got fired and I'd hate to lose my job.

    Would you rather have a seagull drop a deuce on your back at the beach on a hot day when nobody's allowed in the water because of riptides or have the seagull drop a deuce on you on a calm day and get pinched in the crotch by a crab while you wash your back off in the ocean?
  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    My crotch ain't getting pinched by any crab, so I'll go with the former.

    Swim next to someone peeing in a pool
    or
    next to someone pooping in the ocean?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    I'll go with the pool and let the chlorine take care of it.

    Would you rather have a can of soda explode in your car while you're driving or have a dog with crap on its paws run around your bedroom (including on your bed, pillows, etc.)?
  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    soda explode in the car

    Swallow poison until you grow immune
    or
    Scream your lungs out 'til it fills the room?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    "The Princess Bride" is a great movie, so I'll go with the poison.

    Would you rather buy a painting for $5 at a yard sale and discover an original Picasso behind it or buy a box of old baseball cards for $5 and discover a T-206 Honus Wagner inside?
  • he.who.forgetshe.who.forgets Posts: 4,593
    As much as I loved collecting baseball cards as a kid, I'd take the Picasso
    Would you rather attend a Jimi Hendrix or Led Zeppelin concert?
    We were but stones your light made us stars
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    It's a close call but I'll take Zeppelin. I'd pee my pants if I could even see them regroup now with Bonham's kid for a tour.

    Would you rather warm orange juice or cold coffee?
  • uninnocent-uninnocent- Posts: 5,959
    warm OJ.

    the spoon was the only utensil you could use
    or
    have to blend & drink all your food?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    I'll use the spoon.

    Would you rather be the only person in your office to dress up for Halloween or the only person in your office not to dress up for Halloween?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    The only person to dress up for Halloween.


    Would you rather have a ham or bologna sandwich?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Ham

    Would you rather eat a jar of mustard with nothing to drink or eat a jar of relish with nothing to drink?
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Mustard.


    Would you rather an entire can of shaving cream or a tube of preparation h?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    Shaving cream

    Would you rather be struck by lightning or attacked by a shark?
  • I'll go lightning.

    Would you rather eat a 2 AA or AAA batteries?
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    2 AAA


    Would you rather warm soda or cold coffee?
  • iOnlyownMymindiOnlyownMymind Posts: 2,725
    cold coffee


    Would you rather watch paint dry or grass grow?
  • morellomorello Posts: 6,212
    cold coffee


    Would you rather watch paint dry or grass grow?
    grass grow

    would you rather stub your toe or rip off a hangnail
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  • hangnail

    Would you rather be sitting when everyone is standing or standing when everybody is sitting?
  • Monster RainMonster Rain Posts: 1,415
    I'll sit (unless it's at a concert).

    Would you rather have lemonade or iced tea?
  • NamiNami Posts: 5,995
    I'll sit (unless it's at a concert).

    Would you rather have lemonade or iced tea?

    Iced tea

    Would you rather be a teenager or an adult?
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