Would you rather walk out of the bathroom with a foot of toilet paper stuck to your shoe, or find yourself standing with your your boss's boss and realizing your fly is down?
I hate to say it, but I think I'd give up beef just for the health factor. I think I could come up with enough decent ideas for chicken, turkey, and pork to keep me from missing my steaks and burgers too badly.
Would you rather be with Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?
Watch a Golden Girls marathon
Or watch the Golden Girls run a marathon?
I'll go with the TV show. I don't need to witness any deaths.
Would you rather spend 4 hours on hold listening to a recording tell you, "Your call is important to us," or stand in line for 1.5 hours in the rain with no umbrella and not even get what you were waiting for?
Would you rather have an apartment on the 30th floor and the elevator is out of order for the entire summer every year to conserve energy or live in a basement apartment that floods every time it rains?
right now I'm gonna go with Wings
Would you rather your favorite sports team play a hell of a game against a favored opponent, only to blow it and lose in the final minutes or just go ahead and get blown out?
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Would you rather listen daily to Kenny G or Michael bolton?
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
give me Michael Bolton (kindof scary how easy that was)
Would you rather be dazed or confused (i guess you can tell who I am listening to right now)
Would you rather have a bear in your yard when you need to leave for work or have an angry wasp in your kitchen while you're trying to make breakfast?
I'm terrified of flying stinging insects.
Would you rather walk out of the bathroom with a foot of toilet paper stuck to your shoe, or find yourself standing with your your boss's boss and realizing your fly is down?
Would you rather be Han Solo or Indiana Jones?
live in the pocket of a giant kangeroo or
have a pocket on your belly with a baby kangeroo in it...
Would you rather have Cocoa Pebbles or Cocoa Krispies?
Pebbles
would you rather not eat for 2 days or eat a hamburger that you found in the trash
Would you rather listen to DMB or Creed every day for the rest of your life?
Nashville-03
Chicago-07
E.V. Milwaukee-08
Chicago 1 & 2-09
Alpine Valley 1 & 2-11
Wrigley-13
St. Paul-14
Milwaukee-14
Denver-22
St. Paul 1 & 2 - 23
Would you rather be able to communicate with dead people or living animals?
WOuld you rather go back to your junior or senior prom?
Would you rather be a taxidermist or work in a crematorium?
Would you rather give up chicken or beef?
I hate to say it, but I think I'd give up beef just for the health factor. I think I could come up with enough decent ideas for chicken, turkey, and pork to keep me from missing my steaks and burgers too badly.
Would you rather be with Wilma Flintstone or Betty Rubble?
Have all the guitar parts in every song ever written replaced by kazoos
Or
replaced by french horns?
Would you rather have large kidney stones or an ulcer?
would you rather watch a vampire movie or a zombie movie?
Would you rather use a pince cone as toilet paper or hot sauce as mouthwash?
swim in a freezing lake
Or
Run barefoot on hot coals?
Would you rather watch Threes Company or Gilligan's Island?
Watch a Golden Girls marathon
Or watch the Golden Girls run a marathon?
I'll go with the TV show. I don't need to witness any deaths.
Would you rather spend 4 hours on hold listening to a recording tell you, "Your call is important to us," or stand in line for 1.5 hours in the rain with no umbrella and not even get what you were waiting for?
Forget how to read
Or forget how to write?
Would you rather look like crap but smell nice or look nice but smell like crap?
Grow wings and be able to fly
Or grow gills and be able to live underwater?
I'll say grow gills and be able to live underwater. That seems like it would be more handy in a disaster. I'd be the Ultimate Doomsday Prepper.
Would you rather eat a pound of cheese or take 3 laxatives?
Would you rather have no television at your house or no means of listening to music in your car?
Would you rather have an apartment on the 30th floor and the elevator is out of order for the entire summer every year to conserve energy or live in a basement apartment that floods every time it rains?
Would you rather have chciken wings or pizza for dinner?
Would you rather your favorite sports team play a hell of a game against a favored opponent, only to blow it and lose in the final minutes or just go ahead and get blown out?