To that tall dude who puked on the floor section of the Fleet Center, I have some comments:
1) Were you drunk? You acted really weird.
2) I admire that you puked, and stayed with the puke until the cleaning crew showed up 30 minutes later.
3) I admire that you tipped the cleaning guy for cleaning up your massive volume of puke.
4) Your puke smelled worse that any puke I have ever smelled.
5) All of the ajax in the world did not do enough to mask that horrible smell.
6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.
7) You puked before the show, so people rocked out all night in the ajax/puke soup on the floor beneath their seats.
In summary, I admire your stones for staying with your puke. Most would have fled the scene and denied any responsibility. While the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils, I have lost most of my nauseaous feelings. Wow. Who just leans over and vomits massive amounts on a concrete floor? Wow.
And people post complaining about a widdle bit of pot smoke filling their lungs. But they conviently forget that being intoxicated in a public place is on the verge of being just as bad.
thank you for this post, ive not laughed out loud like that for that long while sitting here by myself in years!!!! my GF is on her way home and i cant wait to have her read this.
this is really, really funny stuff many weeks later.
Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
To that tall dude who puked on the floor section of the Fleet Center, I have some comments:
1) Were you drunk? You acted really weird.
2) I admire that you puked, and stayed with the puke until the cleaning crew showed up 30 minutes later.
3) I admire that you tipped the cleaning guy for cleaning up your massive volume of puke.
4) Your puke smelled worse that any puke I have ever smelled.
5) All of the ajax in the world did not do enough to mask that horrible smell.
6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.
7) You puked before the show, so people rocked out all night in the ajax/puke soup on the floor beneath their seats.
In summary, I admire your stones for staying with your puke. Most would have fled the scene and denied any responsibility. While the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils, I have lost most of my nauseaous feelings. Wow. Who just leans over and vomits massive amounts on a concrete floor? Wow.
ahahaha funny shit.
6/11/08 WPB
♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire
♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
I have been reading posts on the MP for a long time. I don't know why, but I never took part. This thread has made me register to be able to post only to bump it back up to the front because IT'S SO F'N FUNNY!!!!! I somehow missed it the first time around, so this is for all others who might have missed it also. God-damn, I laughed out loud at work while reading this. People were looking at me as if I'd lost it.
There are some classic lines here too like:
-"the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils"
-"The smell hit us like a freight train."
-"there were hundreds of people in section E on the floor with shirt-masks on"
-"pile o' bile"
-"the essense of the hurl"
-"just be glad you didn't have a poster that got puked on. You coulda had a scratch-n-sniff memory"
-the Stand by Me reference
-"A puke stew with acid so caustic that the steel chairs have been weakened beyond repair."
-"Several times during my workout I had remnants of the odor filtering into my brain. I may need to seek some sort of PTSD counseling"
-"It looked like someone dropped a box of powdered donuts in a bowl of beef stew"
Thank you for posting the pic, THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!
There are so many more great lines. And thank you Kenny for outing yourself and giving us your version.
UNH1995 - thank you most of all for starting this thread, having the forethought to take a picture and for making me get off my ass and joining the MP community instead of just viewing it from the sidelines.
I have forwarded this thread to countless people. Unfortunately many of my friends are girly girls and said it was making them sick so they refused to finish reading it. Their loss. Whenever I have a bad day I look this up to read it. It does not lose its hilarious-ness (is that a word?) one bit!!!
And I was there - row 5 - glad that the smell did not migrate its way over to me!!!!!!!
If I could meet one person from this board it would be the creator of this thread. It's historical.
Hmmm, now that's what I call CHUNKY! Yummy
And the pic of Ed mopping while Dave sits on his lazy ass...no wonder they kicked Dave out. Leaving poor Ed to clean:p
And cheers to this awesome thread. Best in a long time
thank you, thank you so much for such poetry and artistry and, well...
vividness. It's one of those Kodak moments, to be sure. Who says all the action happens on stage?
When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
I have forwarded this thread to countless people. Unfortunately many of my friends are girly girls and said it was making them sick so they refused to finish reading it. Their loss. Whenever I have a bad day I look this up to read it. It does not lose its hilarious-ness (is that a word?) one bit!!!
And I was there - row 5 - glad that the smell did not migrate its way over to me!!!!!!!
If I could meet one person from this board it would be the creator of this thread. It's historical.
Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
Took some time away from the board. Stopped by this afternoon, and very happy to see that this thread lives on. It is still funny stuff some 4 months later.
Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
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And people post complaining about a widdle bit of pot smoke filling their lungs. But they conviently forget that being intoxicated in a public place is on the verge of being just as bad.
best thread in a long time.
classic!
fucking brilliant!!!
just another reason why Kenny is a Legend
4/26/03 Pittsburgh 5/3/03 State College 7/12/03 Hershey 10/1/04 Reading 9/28/05 Pittsburgh 5/20/06 Cleveland 6/23/06 Pittsburgh 6/22/08 DC
friends don't let friends listen to good charlotte
I still remember calling votegirl and saying what you guys doing come up so we can chill before the main set
she said Kenny was just sick
Ewww.... Puke is bad enough, but STICKY puke?
J.M., Jr. High Band Teacher
I raise my Freak Flag High!!
the highlight for me:
"The smell hit us like a freight train. I immediately got up and took a picture of it, it was instinctual, a survival mechanism."
ahahaha funny shit.
♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire
♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
There are some classic lines here too like:
-"the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils"
-"The smell hit us like a freight train."
-"there were hundreds of people in section E on the floor with shirt-masks on"
-"pile o' bile"
-"the essense of the hurl"
-"just be glad you didn't have a poster that got puked on. You coulda had a scratch-n-sniff memory"
-the Stand by Me reference
-"A puke stew with acid so caustic that the steel chairs have been weakened beyond repair."
-"Several times during my workout I had remnants of the odor filtering into my brain. I may need to seek some sort of PTSD counseling"
-"It looked like someone dropped a box of powdered donuts in a bowl of beef stew"
Thank you for posting the pic, THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!
There are so many more great lines. And thank you Kenny for outing yourself and giving us your version.
UNH1995 - thank you most of all for starting this thread, having the forethought to take a picture and for making me get off my ass and joining the MP community instead of just viewing it from the sidelines.
I have to go rest my stomach - too much laughing.
Used this quote the other day to crack my husband up.
That was me!!!!
Good on 'ya for bumping this thread!
It is my favorite thread EVER in my 3 year career here on the board....
My favorite quote from this thread is "I immediately got up and took a picture of it, it was instinctual, a survival mechanism."
Hilarous....
Welcome.
Why did I read that so early in the morn? I can smell it now!!!
AAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
And I was there - row 5 - glad that the smell did not migrate its way over to me!!!!!!!
If I could meet one person from this board it would be the creator of this thread. It's historical.
J.M., Jr. High Band Teacher
I raise my Freak Flag High!!
And the pic of Ed mopping while Dave sits on his lazy ass...no wonder they kicked Dave out. Leaving poor Ed to clean:p
And cheers to this awesome thread. Best in a long time
3 months later, my puke is still bringing joy to the world.
Of course, really its UNH1995's awesome sense of humor.
Weird thing is, I don't come onto Given to Fly much, but 2 of the last 3 times I've come here, this thread was on the top page.
vividness. It's one of those Kodak moments, to be sure. Who says all the action happens on stage?
One day I hope to meet you and shake your hand. You're the classiest puker in the history of puking
6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.
and this really cracked me up, if 'if you need it'.....
"I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good."
funny stuff!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
Took some time away from the board. Stopped by this afternoon, and very happy to see that this thread lives on. It is still funny stuff some 4 months later.
Keep it up.
cause i love this damn post