It's soooo disgusting...but soooooo f*#king funny. This thread is just too funy i can't stop laughing.
Gotta feel sory for the dude coz everyone must have been pissed at him, but on the other hand I hate people who drink too much and do shit like this or worse!!!
The worst part about this would have to be the fact that afterwards, even after it has been cleaned up, all you can smell for hours afterwards is puke.
4 hours later on the drive home, you still smell it, even if it is just imagined.
Fortunatly I wasnt there, I am just speaking from past experiences.
Am I the only one who noticed the person sitting directly next to the puke has NO SOCKS ON?????
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I can't BELIEVE the person in the green shirt the row ahead STILL SITTING THERE?!?! Are you fuckin shitting me? Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaha Christ on a bike! This is too much!!!
I also noticed that the poor chap (puker) is wearing no socks. Think any went inside the shoe?
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To that tall dude who puked on the floor section of the Fleet Center, I have some comments:
1) Were you drunk? You acted really weird.
2) I admire that you puked, and stayed with the puke until the cleaning crew showed up 30 minutes later.
3) I admire that you tipped the cleaning guy for cleaning up your massive volume of puke.
4) Your puke smelled worse that any puke I have ever smelled.
5) All of the ajax in the world did not do enough to mask that horrible smell.
6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.
7) You puked before the show, so people rocked out all night in the ajax/puke soup on the floor beneath their seats.
In summary, I admire your stones for staying with your puke. Most would have fled the scene and denied any responsibility. While the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils, I have lost most of my nauseaous feelings. Wow. Who just leans over and vomits massive amounts on a concrete floor? Wow.
This is a classic thread. I think it deserves a sticky at the top of this board.
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this thread is like a car crash....you can't help but look....
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So let’s say you’re seated within a nugget of the hapless regurgitator and somehow you still get through the concert without regurgitating yourself, but after you get home and start to disrobe for bed you start finding remnants of the puke on your shoes, shocks and pant legs.
If I could have boiled myself I would have.
I can't beleive that the CDC was not called in from Atlanta to take a sample.
Please don't lose track of the straight fact that this was the worst puke I have ever smelled in 33 years of living. The sharpest sting ever!
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This story reminds me of something that happened once on the Dead tour. The first show of the 1983 Spring Tour was in the Hampton Coliseum. The show was GA so a lot of people started getting in line pretty early to get a good spot. There was a ridiculously drunk kid, who was memorable in that besides being drunk he had his arm in a sling, and he was basically annoying everyone in line. Anyhow, my friend and I got a great spot up front, enjoyed the first set, but as it got very tight down front we decided to head to the back of the floor and get seats for the second set. When we got to the back of the floor there was a wide open area with a large pool of vomit.....and a sling.
Boston 2 Puker reporting. I think its about time I made an appearance on this thread. Although, you all have probably seen my apology thread, but if not it will clear up some of the confusion and misconceptions about my unfortunate incident.
I can't BELIEVE the person in the green shirt the row ahead STILL SITTING THERE?!?! Are you fuckin shitting me? Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaha Christ on a bike! This is too much!!!
I also noticed that the poor chap (puker) is wearing no socks. Think any went inside the shoe?
Yeah I was thinking he might've puked coz that guy has boat shoes on...
i can't sleep...came down to read some posts...just nearly choked to death on chips reading the boat shoes line. This post will bring me joy for years to come. I'm serious.
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I can never recall laughing for 15 minutes straight. Christ my stomach hurts so bad right now...even my neck. Fuckin' mercy already!!! Thanks!
p.s. I didn't notice him not wearing socks cause as soon as I clicked the link for the pic I closed it just as fast. Lord knows I'm one that if I see puke, more then likely I'll puke as well. I guess I was hoping to see him sitting there with his head in his hands or something...but there was no stopping me clicking on that link...
POST OF THE DECADE!!
Tell the captain 'This boats not safe and we're drowning.'
Turns out he's the one making waves
Sounds like he gets the most votes for the most stupidist thing that ever happened at Pearl Jam show, fucking priceless, you should send that picture to Reagan Hagar, he is helping produce Place and Date part 2, IT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE IT IN!!
Eddie should have belted out a few verses from EWW That Smell, just like when he did Philadelphia Fever during Camden 98.
Honestly though I bet Ten Clubbers were bitching about seat location after that happened!!
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Gotta feel sory for the dude coz everyone must have been pissed at him, but on the other hand I hate people who drink too much and do shit like this or worse!!!
gross.....
4 hours later on the drive home, you still smell it, even if it is just imagined.
Fortunatly I wasnt there, I am just speaking from past experiences.
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Mansfield 00 x2
Mansfield 03 x 3
Boston 04 VFC x 2
Hartford 06
Boston 06 x 2
Hartford 08
Mansfield 08 x 2
EV Boston 08 x 2
Hartford 10
Boston 10
EV Providence 11
EV Boston 11
EV Hartford 11
Worcester 13 x 2
Hartford 13
Buffalo 13
Baltimore 13
Fenway 2016 x 2
Hot Stove 2017
Fenway 2018 x 2
This is why the pukers of the world exist.
I also noticed that the poor chap (puker) is wearing no socks. Think any went inside the shoe?
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this thread is like a car crash....you can't help but look....
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bostonmarc....i noticed the no socks guy as well. He doesn't seem to give a shit. Did he get splattered?
I ask, do you wash or toss?
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I can't beleive that the CDC was not called in from Atlanta to take a sample.
Please don't lose track of the straight fact that this was the worst puke I have ever smelled in 33 years of living. The sharpest sting ever!
I am glad I am reading this at home and not at work. Now it's only my boyfriend who thinks I'm nuts.
I really hope the infamous "Boston Puker" is reading this.
Fucking genius thread. BRAVO
I have to say, normally I would avoid a puke story, but this one is outrageously funny and frighteningly well documented. Nice photo. Ugh.
And kudos to the Boston II Puker for outing himself.
You should've bought your girl that hoodie. She showed YOU what she's made of!
Thank you! Very Much.
I am actually glad that he didn't buy the Canadian Tour Hoodie. I probably would have been wearing it, and he would have puked on that too.
I went the distance, and should be rewarded handsomely.
I'm transformed!
i'd imagine that it was kinda like spontaneous combustion...use your imagination.
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So I throw the windows wide
And call to you across the sky....
Yeah I was thinking he might've puked coz that guy has boat shoes on...
"No matter how cold the winter, theres a springtime ahead'
TEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i can't sleep...came down to read some posts...just nearly choked to death on chips reading the boat shoes line. This post will bring me joy for years to come. I'm serious.
p.s. I didn't notice him not wearing socks cause as soon as I clicked the link for the pic I closed it just as fast. Lord knows I'm one that if I see puke, more then likely I'll puke as well. I guess I was hoping to see him sitting there with his head in his hands or something...but there was no stopping me clicking on that link...
POST OF THE DECADE!!
Turns out he's the one making waves
Eddie should have belted out a few verses from EWW That Smell, just like when he did Philadelphia Fever during Camden 98.
Honestly though I bet Ten Clubbers were bitching about seat location after that happened!!
New Rule:
No drinking and Ten Clubbing, or you are on probation and lose partial seniority!
no more shows
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yesw, you are correct..... sick
the sun is out.
the weather is nice.
long weekend.
pearl jam.
enjoy!
- Andy
Sat 7 am, the first thing I did was check this thread because yesterday the links to the photos and threads were not working.
I can't believe you actually took a picture (thank you!) and I am proud of Boston II for being so classy.
I will remember all this if something similar happens near me - we are only human.
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