Boston 2 PUKE

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  • John Budge
    John Budge Posts: 259
    Rayne wrote:
    As a friend of said puker,who shall remain nameless unless he should choose to divulge his identity, I must defend.

    1) He was not drunk, and in fact had not even had 1 drink.
    2) He is a LONG time TC meber, by NO means a newbie.
    3) At least it was during MMJ not PJ
    4) He was embarrased, but classy about his response.
    5) He felt better and enjoyed the rest of the show



    BUT your post had me peein in my pants...LMFAO...:)
    So, why wouldn't a sober person at least try to make a run for the bathroom?
  • kev
    kev Posts: 68
    civ_eng_girl wrote:
    Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelly-twins barfed on each other. And the women's auxiliary barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes.


    please ease my mind and tell me where this is from...
  • Deeve
    Deeve Posts: 122
    Allright, where is that picture we were promised?
    "Lick the dirt off Olajuwon's feet"
  • Gary Carter
    Gary Carter Posts: 14,077
    best thread ever on here.
    Ron: I just don't feel like going out tonight
    Sammi: Wanna just break up?

  • civ_eng_girl
    civ_eng_girl Posts: 2,001
    kev wrote:
    please ease my mind and tell me where this is from...

    Stand By Me.... ;)
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
  • BackwardsBlues1
    BackwardsBlues1 Posts: 152
    kev wrote:
    please ease my mind and tell me where this is from...

    stand by me.

    am I right?
  • 1STmammal2wearPants
    1STmammal2wearPants Worcester, MA Posts: 2,983
    civ_eng_girl wrote:
    Stand By Me.... ;)

    one of my favorites.
    2003 Mansfield III 
    2004 Boston I 
    2006 Boston I 
    2008 Bonnaroo, Hartford, Mansfield I 
    2010 Hartford 
    2013 Worcester I, Worcester II, Hartford 
    2016 Bonnaroo, Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2018 Fenway I, Fenway II 
    2021 Sea.Hear.Now
    2022 Camden
    2024 MSG I, Fenway I, Fenway II
  • bostonlou
    bostonlou Posts: 2,849
    all i can say is




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    OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


    BOSTON YOU'RE MY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]
    Don't Believe Everything You Think
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    pjamfreak wrote:
    he puked during which song ? i ilke the details of the smell and the whole thing ...

    He hurled at the start of MMJ set. I mean, this puke stench slapped us in the impact zone like spears. Eyes watered. Dry Heaves were heard. People turned around looking for the culprit, and there he was.
    Sitting slumped on two chairs, sheepishly taking credit for this horrible assault on our olfactory systems. Was this fool drunk? High? Someone, most likely a social service type, was heard whispering to her boyfriend, "oh maybe he has a stomach bug"

    Lady, this was no bug. This was raw sewage. A puke stew with acid so caustic that the steel chairs have been weakened beyond repair.

    Just went to the gym. Several times during my workout I had remnants of the odor filtering into my brain. I may need to seek some sort of PTSD counseling.
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    bostonmarc wrote:
    I can almost top that story....Night 1 in Mansfield MA 2003....We were tailgating in the parking lot and my friend had an undercooked burger. All night he was saying his stomach was killing him. When the show let out the porta-johns were lined up....He ended up dropping his pants in the middle of the parking lot and taking a shit right there. I didnt notice this till after he started. There were tons of people around. It was NASTY. Needless to say it wasnt a "clean" move on his part and the 45 minute ride home was unbearable. On another note, a few feet away somebody had done it before him....

    I swear I wanted to kill him


    I am crying right now. Legit tears streaming down my face. This post is one of the best things I have done in 33 years.
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    what is the best way to post a pic?
    I have it and I am consider releasing it to the general public.
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • lostdogsgirl
    lostdogsgirl Posts: 15
    so good. after being pissed that i missed last night's show, this post has definately helped my spirits. your words to describe the puke event are so eloquent!!!
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    OK, I have settled some legal issues with my attorneys and have received permission to post this picture. Seems there are some places in the world where posting this type of thing will get you arrested. I don't need Chris Jansen showing up in my kitchen offering me some cookies and asking me why i am chasing around a cat with cool-whip while naked.

    Here is the link to the photo:


    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • nothingman44
    nothingman44 Posts: 1,496
    UNH1995 wrote:
    OK, I have settled some legal issues with my attorneys and have received permission to post this picture. Seems there are some places in the world where posting this type of thing will get you arrested. I don't need Chris Jansen showing up in my kitchen offering me some cookies and asking me why i am chasing around a cat with cool-whip while naked.

    Here is the link to the photo:


    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg

    haha!!!! is that hamburger mixed in there?

    that is fucking hilarious. i wonder if this kid knows he is a legend now.

    that is one giant pile of puke! if i was anywhere near that, i definitely would have booted all over the place myself.
  • UNH1995
    UNH1995 Worcester Posts: 356
    Here are some things to keep in mind:

    MMJ is playing song number 2 at the time of the first whiff.

    I leaped from my seat and took the pic. I am a nice person, but I was overcome with the need to document this stuff.

    Observer the puker's hands. Something just ain't right.

    Fascinating to me was the couple that sat there in the spatter-field. They never moved.

    The puker stayed by his puke for 35 minutes. Then tipped the cleaner. As classy as a concert concrete puker can be. This puker was raised right.

    The pukers actual seats were 4 seats to his right. So he was vomiting in other peoples seats. Thanks, thanks a lot.

    I'm seeing some form of potatoes. Fries? Wedges? Tater tots?

    Did he have a yoohoo?

    After the clean-up, there was a white powder left on the floor. It looked like someone dropped a box of powdered donuts in a bowl of beef stew. Evidently, this is considered clean and sanitary by fleet center officials.

    This whole thing made me realize that Americans are not ready to deal with the dreaded Bird Flu. This pile o' bile sat uncleaned for 35 minutes.

    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg
    Lalapalooza 1992, Orphium Boston 1994, Hartford 1998, Mansfield 1998, Mansfield 2000, Mansfield 2003(1&3), West Palm 2003, State College 2003, Boston 2004, Albany 2006, Hartford 2006, Chicago 2006, Boston 2006, Mansfield 2008(1&2), Hartford 2008, Hartford 2010, Boston 2010, Worcester 2013 (1&2), All Four Fenway shows 2016 & 2018.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    UNH1995 wrote:
    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg

    WHY DID I OPEN THAT? I just ate an In N Out cheesburger 15 min. ago!

    GAK
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • nothingman44
    nothingman44 Posts: 1,496
    Lizard wrote:
    WHY DID I OPEN THAT? I just ate an In N Out cheesburger 15 min. ago!

    GAK


    i bet that burger went "in" and is now on its way "out".
  • hippiemom
    hippiemom Posts: 3,326
    UNH1995 wrote:
    Here are some things to keep in mind:

    MMJ is playing song number 2 at the time of the first whiff.

    I leaped from my seat and took the pic. I am a nice person, but I was overcome with the need to document this stuff.

    Observer the puker's hands. Something just ain't right.

    Fascinating to me was the couple that sat there in the spatter-field. They never moved.

    The puker stayed by his puke for 35 minutes. Then tipped the cleaner. As classy as a concert concrete puker can be. This puker was raised right.

    The pukers actual seats were 4 seats to his right. So he was vomiting in other peoples seats. Thanks, thanks a lot.

    I'm seeing some form of potatoes. Fries? Wedges? Tater tots?

    Did he have a yoohoo?

    After the clean-up, there was a white powder left on the floor. It looked like someone dropped a box of powdered donuts in a bowl of beef stew. Evidently, this is considered clean and sanitary by fleet center officials.

    This whole thing made me realize that Americans are not ready to deal with the dreaded Bird Flu. This pile o' bile sat uncleaned for 35 minutes.

    http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j289/unh1995/45d69678.jpg
    Sweet Jesus, this is even funnier than the first post! I'm cryin' here!!! :D
    "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." ~ MLK, 1963
  • Blanche
    Blanche Posts: 247
    Lizard wrote:
    I am surprised there wasn't sympathy puke going on.

    could have been quite a "barforama" going on there!!!


    ICK
    Sort of like the story Munch told in the Goonies? Except his was fake puke.

    The puking story is gross enough (but damn funny).
    But how can you analyse this guy's barf?
    :eek:
    YUCK
  • PearlJamVixen
    PearlJamVixen Posts: 88
    OMG, how gross.....I am so glad that I was no where near that (4th row, center!)....I would've died. I have SERIOUS vomit phobia, no joke. Deathly afraid of it.

    In all the shows (not just Pearl Jam, I've seen tons of bands live) I've ever been to, I have been blessed not to see anyone puke.

    Thank you, God.

    P.S. your analysis/editorial is damn funny, though.
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