Boston 2 PUKE

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  • DocChicago
    DocChicago Posts: 653
    Synergy needs more posts like the one that started this thread.
    It is time to admit that we used to rock like hurricanes. It is time to run for the hills and go round and round. It is time for us to shout at the devil. We've got the right to choose it, there ain't no way we'll lose it, and we're not gonna take it anymore.
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,604
    BeerBaron wrote:
    Me too. Everyone at work is looking at my now


    * ducks behind desk *
    totally detters me from drinkin at candem whoaa funny as shit though.
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Ayedavanita
    Ayedavanita Posts: 1,443
    OMG!! RAOFLMAO!!! That's sick but your humor is great!
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  • Uncle Leo
    Uncle Leo Posts: 1,059
    Maybe next year the Celtics and Bruins will be complaining about it after their home openers.
    I cannot come up with a new sig till I get this egg off my face.
  • Kristi M.
    Kristi M. Posts: 3
    civ_eng_girl wrote:
    Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelly-twins barfed on each other. And the women's auxiliary barfed all over the benevolent order of antelopes.



    Ahhhhh.......Stand By Me. Thoughts of these scene entered my mind by the time I finished reading the original post.
  • CantKeepmedown
    CantKeepmedown Portland, Maine Posts: 3,119
    "Pile O' Bile"


    freakin hilarious!!!
  • civ_eng_girl
    civ_eng_girl Posts: 2,001
    UNH1995 wrote:
    I immediately got up and took a picture of it, it was instinctual, a survival mechanism.

    this is my favorite part of the story.... :o
    ~~*~~ ...i surfaced and all of my being was enlightend... ~~*~~
  • Rayne
    Rayne Posts: 99
    As a friend of said puker,who shall remain nameless unless he should choose to divulge his identity, I must defend.

    1) He was not drunk, and in fact had not even had 1 drink.
    2) He is a LONG time TC meber, by NO means a newbie.
    3) At least it was during MMJ not PJ
    4) He was embarrased, but classy about his response.
    5) He felt better and enjoyed the rest of the show



    BUT your post had me peein in my pants...LMFAO...:)
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  • idratherbe
    idratherbe Posts: 367
    Rayne wrote:
    5) He felt better and enjoyed the rest of the show

    Well thank God for that.

    ~peace~
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    While allowing yourself to be their Option.

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  • trebmal
    trebmal Boston Posts: 102
    UNH1995 wrote:
    To that tall dude who puked on the floor section of the Fleet Center, I have some comments:

    1) Were you drunk? You acted really weird.

    2) I admire that you puked, and stayed with the puke until the cleaning crew showed up 30 minutes later.

    3) I admire that you tipped the cleaning guy for cleaning up your massive volume of puke.

    4) Your puke smelled worse that any puke I have ever smelled.

    5) All of the ajax in the world did not do enough to mask that horrible smell.

    6) I have a picture of you and your puke if you need it.

    7) You puked before the show, so people rocked out all night in the ajax/puke soup on the floor beneath their seats.

    In summary, I admire your stones for staying with your puke. Most would have fled the scene and denied any responsibility. While the puke molecules still reside in my nostrils, I have lost most of my nauseaous feelings. Wow. Who just leans over and vomits massive amounts on a concrete floor? Wow.

    AWW... I think I know who this person is, he's a good friend and a good person. I'm not sure if he's seen this thread yet but yeah ... kudos to him either way
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  • iluvcats
    iluvcats Posts: 5,153
    poor guy, maybe he had the flu or a virus. now you will catch it from breathing the fumes
    :)
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  • hippiemom
    hippiemom Posts: 3,326
    UNH1995 wrote:
    posts like mine make the day fly by.
    nice job, me.
    I'll second that! Fuckin' hilarious!

    Nice job, you :D
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  • pinny0326
    pinny0326 Posts: 13
    This is THE funniest shit I have ever read on here!!
  • SPALMA
    SPALMA Posts: 2,279
    obiwon76 wrote:
    Maybe the guy who puked was representing all the newer 10C member who rant about the older members always being up front. I could only imagine the misery people were in for 2 1/2 hrs.

    If you cant control your liquor, don't drink to that extent.


    Was he a puke & run sort of guy? (did he disappear after the clean up) Or did he have a seat in that row?

    Maybe he wanted vengence on all of you with older 10c member with good seats.
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  • marc34
    marc34 Boston MA Posts: 221
    I can almost top that story....Night 1 in Mansfield MA 2003....We were tailgating in the parking lot and my friend had an undercooked burger. All night he was saying his stomach was killing him. When the show let out the porta-johns were lined up....He ended up dropping his pants in the middle of the parking lot and taking a shit right there. I didnt notice this till after he started. There were tons of people around. It was NASTY. Needless to say it wasnt a "clean" move on his part and the 45 minute ride home was unbearable. On another note, a few feet away somebody had done it before him....

    I swear I wanted to kill him
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  • BackwardsBlues1
    BackwardsBlues1 Posts: 152
    well, that's very punk rock. and very disgusting. glad I didn't witness this...
  • gordon189
    gordon189 Houston, TX Posts: 60
    WOW!! Thanks for that. I really needed a good hard laugh!!!
  • Sharon_Hearts_PJ
    Sharon_Hearts_PJ Bristol, PA Posts: 1,383
    Phenomenal thread! Funniest one I've read in years, probably.
    Glad the guy is ok.
    I ended up in someone's puke at my first PJ show. Ft Lauderdale 1996. No idea how it happened. My strongest memory from that show, especially since it was a shitty day on the whole. Fortunately every show since has made up for it. :)
    *Rock and/or Roll!*
  • Mrs.Vedder78
    Mrs.Vedder78 Posts: 4,585
    This has to be the best post of the year!!!

    OMG!! My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard... !!

    I feel bad for the guy, but I feel worse for you guys dealing with the smell :S
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  • kev
    kev Posts: 68
    funniest post ever...laughed my ass off..

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