[Stupid office humor] Elevator over/under

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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Maybe how many minutes it takes to actually talk to a human when you call your cable company for technical support?
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    DS1119 wrote:
    Maybe how many minutes it takes to actually talk to a human when you call your cable company for technical support?

    :lol: I feel bad for the sorry bloke that's going to have to do that one!
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    calling them when i need something pisses me off...no way i'm calling just to fuck around. :lol:
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  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    81 wrote:
    calling them when i need something pisses me off...no way i'm calling just to fuck around. :lol:

    Do it for fun just to piss them off. And answer yes to every single question they ask you...even for your account number...
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    answer yes to every single question they ask you...even for your account number...


    :lol::lol:
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    answer yes to every single question they ask you...even for your account number...


    :lol::lol:


    It works on telemarketers... :shifty: :shh:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    The stupid office joke has been played on all of us. We no longer have trash cans at our desks. We have to get up and walk over to 3 different bins where we need to sort our trash and dispose of it. What is the over/under on the amount of dirty tissues absentmindedly thrown on the floor in the direction of my non-existent trash can?
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dissidentman wrote:
    The stupid office joke has been played on all of us. We no longer have trash cans at our desks. We have to get up and walk over to 3 different bins where we need to sort our trash and dispose of it. What is the over/under on the amount of dirty tissues absentmindedly thrown on the floor in the direction of my non-existent trash can?

    wait.....

    you work in an office?

    i thought you owned a diner?
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    The stupid office joke has been played on all of us. We no longer have trash cans at our desks. We have to get up and walk over to 3 different bins where we need to sort our trash and dispose of it. What is the over/under on the amount of dirty tissues absentmindedly thrown on the floor in the direction of my non-existent trash can?

    wait.....

    you work in an office?

    i thought you owned a diner?

    Can't quit the day job...
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Can't quit the day job...

    :x :x :x
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  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    81 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Can't quit the day job...

    :x :x :x


    And that was the sound of 81's dream being crushed...
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'm at the mall right now. I could always take a walk through and see how many people that work at the kiosks ask me "if I have a minute"?
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm at the mall right now. I could always take a walk through and see how many people that work at the kiosks ask me "if I have a minute"?


    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.
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  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    edited October 2011
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm at the mall right now. I could always take a walk through and see how many people that work at the kiosks ask me "if I have a minute"?


    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.


    81, the zombie baby is...well...f'n AWESOME!!! All versions of it...are you sure you have never been around a kid with a cold?
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    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    81 wrote:

    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.

    Your new avatar is creeping me the heck out!!!!!
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  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Does a North Face jacket work for you 81? Not sure if they have baby sizes though?
  • ShimmyMommy
    ShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does a North Face jacket work for you 81? Not sure if they have baby sizes though?

    Yes, but you'll have to go to a Bonnie Togs :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does a North Face jacket work for you 81? Not sure if they have baby sizes though?


    81 doesn't do north face.

    leather please.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    edited October 2011
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:

    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.

    Your new avatar is creeping me the heck out!!!!!


    pretty cool eh. :lol:

    i think everyone should zombie themselves for the week.


    in fact...i'm going to start a thread on it...
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm at the mall right now. I could always take a walk through and see how many people that work at the kiosks ask me "if I have a minute"?


    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.


    hey man, um, you don't look too good :shock:

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