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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Maybe how many minutes it takes to actually talk to a human when you call your cable company for technical support?
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    DS1119 wrote:
    Maybe how many minutes it takes to actually talk to a human when you call your cable company for technical support?

    :lol: I feel bad for the sorry bloke that's going to have to do that one!
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    calling them when i need something pisses me off...no way i'm calling just to fuck around. :lol:
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    81 wrote:
    calling them when i need something pisses me off...no way i'm calling just to fuck around. :lol:

    Do it for fun just to piss them off. And answer yes to every single question they ask you...even for your account number...
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    answer yes to every single question they ask you...even for your account number...


    :lol::lol:
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    answer yes to every single question they ask you...even for your account number...


    :lol::lol:


    It works on telemarketers... :shifty: :shh:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    The stupid office joke has been played on all of us. We no longer have trash cans at our desks. We have to get up and walk over to 3 different bins where we need to sort our trash and dispose of it. What is the over/under on the amount of dirty tissues absentmindedly thrown on the floor in the direction of my non-existent trash can?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dissidentman wrote:
    The stupid office joke has been played on all of us. We no longer have trash cans at our desks. We have to get up and walk over to 3 different bins where we need to sort our trash and dispose of it. What is the over/under on the amount of dirty tissues absentmindedly thrown on the floor in the direction of my non-existent trash can?

    wait.....

    you work in an office?

    i thought you owned a diner?
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    81 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    The stupid office joke has been played on all of us. We no longer have trash cans at our desks. We have to get up and walk over to 3 different bins where we need to sort our trash and dispose of it. What is the over/under on the amount of dirty tissues absentmindedly thrown on the floor in the direction of my non-existent trash can?

    wait.....

    you work in an office?

    i thought you owned a diner?

    Can't quit the day job...
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Can't quit the day job...

    :x :x :x
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    81 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Can't quit the day job...

    :x :x :x


    And that was the sound of 81's dream being crushed...
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'm at the mall right now. I could always take a walk through and see how many people that work at the kiosks ask me "if I have a minute"?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm at the mall right now. I could always take a walk through and see how many people that work at the kiosks ask me "if I have a minute"?


    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    edited October 2011
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm at the mall right now. I could always take a walk through and see how many people that work at the kiosks ask me "if I have a minute"?


    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.


    81, the zombie baby is...well...f'n AWESOME!!! All versions of it...are you sure you have never been around a kid with a cold?
    Post edited by ShimmyMommy on
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    81 wrote:

    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.

    Your new avatar is creeping me the heck out!!!!!
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Does a North Face jacket work for you 81? Not sure if they have baby sizes though?
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does a North Face jacket work for you 81? Not sure if they have baby sizes though?

    Yes, but you'll have to go to a Bonnie Togs :mrgreen:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does a North Face jacket work for you 81? Not sure if they have baby sizes though?


    81 doesn't do north face.

    leather please.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    edited October 2011
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:

    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.

    Your new avatar is creeping me the heck out!!!!!


    pretty cool eh. :lol:

    i think everyone should zombie themselves for the week.


    in fact...i'm going to start a thread on it...
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm at the mall right now. I could always take a walk through and see how many people that work at the kiosks ask me "if I have a minute"?


    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.


    hey man, um, you don't look too good :shock:
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Does a North Face jacket work for you 81? Not sure if they have baby sizes though?


    81 doesn't do north face.

    leather please.

    Then you need to go to Danier for fine children's leathers.
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm at the mall right now. I could always take a walk through and see how many people that work at the kiosks ask me "if I have a minute"?


    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.


    hey man, um, you don't look too good :shock:



    brains.....
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    I'm at the mall right now. I could always take a walk through and see how many people that work at the kiosks ask me "if I have a minute"?


    can you swing by macy's and pick me up a jacket...thanks buddy.


    hey man, um, you don't look too good :shock:
    81 wrote:

    brains.....

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    :lol:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    Hey 81!

    Is it on tomorrow?

    I have a suggestion to try:

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    I do wonder if this works... :think:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Hey 81!

    Is it on tomorrow?

    I have a suggestion to try:

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    I do wonder if this works... :think:


    :o :thumbup:

    With this method my guess is 4 trips.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    ShimmyMommy wrote:
    Hey 81!

    Is it on tomorrow?

    I have a suggestion to try:

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    I do wonder if this works... :think:


    is that a canadian thing? around here, all the elevators have special keys for firefighters....

    either way, i'm betting it's an old wives tale
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  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    81 wrote:
    is that a canadian thing? around here, all the elevators have special keys for firefighters....

    either way, i'm betting it's an old wives tale

    I wasn't sure...I seen it and thought of your over/under...maybe they all have keys now...good point... :thumbup:
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    It's Friday...game on...yes/no?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    no
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  • tremorstremors Posts: 8,051
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    Cancel my subscription to the Ressurection
    Send my credentials to the house of detention

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