Wow. so some "normal" people actually clip their nails at work? Why is this? I mean, I have an emergency nail file in my drawer in case a nail happens to break or something, but all out clipping? You went through the trouble to bring your nail clippers to work? And I assume you have a spare at home, or you exclusively clip your nails at work...? I think we need to bring this specific conversation over here ---> http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 8#p3832268
Pics on that thread made me swallow back some barf. That shit is straight up nasty!
:shock:
RKCNDY is very sensitive about her problem. Please be nice about it.... Well, actually, I guess the whole swallowing back of the barf was the nice part. Carry on.
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Wow. so some "normal" people actually clip their nails at work? Why is this? I mean, I have an emergency nail file in my drawer in case a nail happens to break or something, but all out clipping? You went through the trouble to bring your nail clippers to work? And I assume you have a spare at home, or you exclusively clip your nails at work...? I think we need to bring this specific conversation over here ---> http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 8#p3832268
I'm far from normal. and yes, I have multiple pairs of nail clippers. I had a pair in my car one day (don't ask why) and thought... "ya know, that would be nice to have at work for those days that my nails are to the point where it's bugging me but I forgot to clip them at home."
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Wow. so some "normal" people actually clip their nails at work? Why is this? I mean, I have an emergency nail file in my drawer in case a nail happens to break or something, but all out clipping? You went through the trouble to bring your nail clippers to work? And I assume you have a spare at home, or you exclusively clip your nails at work...? I think we need to bring this specific conversation over here ---> viewtopic.php?f=14&t=165890&p=3832268#p3832268
I'm far from normal. and yes, I have multiple pairs of nail clippers. I had a pair in my car one day (don't ask why) and thought... "ya know, that would be nice to have at work for those days that my nails are to the point where it's bugging me but I forgot to clip them at home."
...but I still think you crossed the line the day you pulled out your Lady Gillette and shaved your legs at your desk.
I mean, the shins are one thing, but my God, the bikini line?!?
good night guys. have fun. i'll have a lot of catching up to do on Tuesday, after im fully recovered from MMJ
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Wow. so some "normal" people actually clip their nails at work? Why is this? I mean, I have an emergency nail file in my drawer in case a nail happens to break or something, but all out clipping? You went through the trouble to bring your nail clippers to work? And I assume you have a spare at home, or you exclusively clip your nails at work...? I think we need to bring this specific conversation over here ---> http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 8#p3832268
Pics on that thread made me swallow back some barf. That shit is straight up nasty!
:shock:
RKCNDY is very sensitive about her problem. Please be nice about it.... Well, actually, I guess the whole swallowing back of the barf was the nice part. Carry on.
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
good night guys. have fun. i'll have a lot of catching up to do on Tuesday, after im fully recovered from MMJ
have fun twisty!
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Wow. so some "normal" people actually clip their nails at work? Why is this? I mean, I have an emergency nail file in my drawer in case a nail happens to break or something, but all out clipping? You went through the trouble to bring your nail clippers to work? And I assume you have a spare at home, or you exclusively clip your nails at work...? I think we need to bring this specific conversation over here ---> viewtopic.php?f=14&t=165890&p=3832268#p3832268
I'm far from normal. and yes, I have multiple pairs of nail clippers. I had a pair in my car one day (don't ask why) and thought... "ya know, that would be nice to have at work for those days that my nails are to the point where it's bugging me but I forgot to clip them at home."
...but I still think you crossed the line the day you pulled out your Lady Gillette and shaved your legs at your desk.
I mean, the shins are one thing, but my God, the bikini line?!?
Hey... ask any guy in a relationship and they will tell you that manscaping is necessary... no matter where you might be.
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9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
There is a guy at my office that walks around like he pulled a Frank Costanza and never recovered from it. Yup, fell on a lot of fusilli pasta. The walk doesn't lie, man. That guys had some foreign objects, I would bet money on it.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Mine isn't an office story but it's a work story. I was a shift supervisor at a car wash and when we would pull the car in to vacuum it before the wash this older Latino guy while vacuuming would smell people’s seats. But only ladies seats. I had to fire him. The funny part about the firing of him was that I had to use a translator.
There's this lady that finds it necessary to touch my shoulder before she starts a conversation. It's pretty creepy. I think it's time to tell her to step off
Oh Lord, I didn't think I'd be able to contribute to this one as I only worked in a couple offices and nothing really weird went on. But when I worked as the night auditor at a hotel we always had complaints of people in the pool or hot tub after hours.
One guest called down and said there was a couple in the hot tub "doing things." As per protocol, I had to call the night janitor (who was about my age) to go up and kick them out as I'm not allowed to leave the front desk. I didn't tell him what was going on, just that there were a couple people up there. I stifled laughter while I was telling him. About 15 minutes later he comes down to the front desk and said there was a couple in the hot tub and the girl was giving him head. He said he was walking up, saw them and turned his face away saying, "woah! Okay, get your clothes on and get out of here." I had my eyebrows raised like, "no way!"
Oh Lord, I didn't think I'd be able to contribute to this one as I only worked in a couple offices and nothing really weird went on. But when I worked as the night auditor at a hotel we always had complaints of people in the pool or hot tub after hours.
One guest called down and said there was a couple in the hot tub "doing things." As per protocol, I had to call the night janitor (who was about my age) to go up and kick them out as I'm not allowed to leave the front desk. I didn't tell him what was going on, just that there were a couple people up there. I stifled laughter while I was telling him. About 15 minutes later he comes down to the front desk and said there was a couple in the hot tub and the girl was giving him head. He said he was walking up, saw them and turned his face away saying, "woah! Okay, get your clothes on and get out of here." I had my eyebrows raised like, "no way!"
talking on their phone in spanish while pinching one off in the stall next to you? The spanish sounded angry... not sure if they were reprimanding the turd or the person on the other end... :?
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
talking on their phone in spanish while pinching one off in the stall next to you? The spanish sounded angry... not sure if they were reprimanding the turd or the person on the other end... :?
that reminds me of story.....
random dude "sorry, i was in a meeting all AM, i'm now in the cafeteria"
talking on their phone in spanish while pinching one off in the stall next to you? The spanish sounded angry... not sure if they were reprimanding the turd or the person on the other end... :?
yelling at your turds in spanish sounds so much more elegant than in english. you really should have thanked him for that.
So...lets talk about the use of air freshener spray in the bathroom. Why do some people feel the need to spray almost half of the can? First of all, yes, your shit does in fact stink...but are you trying to cover the smell, or kill any innocent bystander? I mean seriously, at that point, i'd rather smell your shit remnants than half a can of aerosol shit cover up spray. We still knew you dropped a deuce...otherwise, why the spray in the first place? Moral of the story... don't over do it with the spray. In fact, spray can be avoided entirely with the utilization of the courtesy flush
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talking on their phone in spanish while pinching one off in the stall next to you? The spanish sounded angry... not sure if they were reprimanding the turd or the person on the other end... :?
yelling at your turds in spanish sounds so much more elegant than in english. you really should have thanked him for that.
So...lets talk about the use of air freshener spray in the bathroom. Why do some people feel the need to spray almost half of the can? First of all, yes, your shit does in fact stink...but are you trying to cover the smell, or kill any innocent bystander? I mean seriously, at that point, i'd rather smell your shit remnants than half a can of aerosol shit cover up spray. We still knew you dropped a deuce...otherwise, why the spray in the first place? Moral of the story... don't over do it with the spray. In fact, spray can be avoided entirely with the utilization of the courtesy flush
Honestly, some people just don't know the essentials of proper and efficient deuce dropping. :roll:
The nerve.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
talking on their phone in spanish while pinching one off in the stall next to you? The spanish sounded angry... not sure if they were reprimanding the turd or the person on the other end... :?
yelling at your turds in spanish sounds so much more elegant than in english. you really should have thanked him for that.
¡Calor! ¡Huy! Afuera demonio cagada.
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6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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RKCNDY is very sensitive about her problem. Please be nice about it.... Well, actually, I guess the whole swallowing back of the barf was the nice part. Carry on.
I'm far from normal. and yes, I have multiple pairs of nail clippers. I had a pair in my car one day (don't ask why) and thought... "ya know, that would be nice to have at work for those days that my nails are to the point where it's bugging me but I forgot to clip them at home."
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
...but I still think you crossed the line the day you pulled out your Lady Gillette and shaved your legs at your desk.
I mean, the shins are one thing, but my God, the bikini line?!?
good night guys. have fun. i'll have a lot of catching up to do on Tuesday, after im fully recovered from MMJ
hey now :evil:
I have proudly posted a picture of my foot on the porch...viewtopic.php?f=4&t=150798&p=3735688&hilit=blue+nails#p3502120
I like my feet thankyouverymuch
- Christopher McCandless
have fun twisty!
- Christopher McCandless
Hey... ask any guy in a relationship and they will tell you that manscaping is necessary... no matter where you might be.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
There is a guy at my office that walks around like he pulled a Frank Costanza and never recovered from it. Yup, fell on a lot of fusilli pasta. The walk doesn't lie, man. That guys had some foreign objects, I would bet money on it.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
not suprising in chicago
That goes for the seat sniffing as well
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
One guest called down and said there was a couple in the hot tub "doing things." As per protocol, I had to call the night janitor (who was about my age) to go up and kick them out as I'm not allowed to leave the front desk. I didn't tell him what was going on, just that there were a couple people up there. I stifled laughter while I was telling him. About 15 minutes later he comes down to the front desk and said there was a couple in the hot tub and the girl was giving him head. He said he was walking up, saw them and turned his face away saying, "woah! Okay, get your clothes on and get out of here." I had my eyebrows raised like, "no way!"
Awful smelling kitchen.
I guess I got off easy
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fuck yeah
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
that reminds me of story.....
random dude "sorry, i was in a meeting all AM, i'm now in the cafeteria"
me <----flush.
hehe
yelling at your turds in spanish sounds so much more elegant than in english. you really should have thanked him for that.
So...lets talk about the use of air freshener spray in the bathroom. Why do some people feel the need to spray almost half of the can? First of all, yes, your shit does in fact stink...but are you trying to cover the smell, or kill any innocent bystander? I mean seriously, at that point, i'd rather smell your shit remnants than half a can of aerosol shit cover up spray. We still knew you dropped a deuce...otherwise, why the spray in the first place? Moral of the story... don't over do it with the spray. In fact, spray can be avoided entirely with the utilization of the courtesy flush
Honestly, some people just don't know the essentials of proper and efficient deuce dropping. :roll:
The nerve.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
¡Calor! ¡Huy! Afuera demonio cagada.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce