I use to smoke in the bathroom when I worked. I smoked in every bathroom at every job. One boss was on to me and said if he caught me I was gone. So for the rest of the day when I went to the br he would follow me.
i like to use the lower level restroom to avoid co workers
I do this but only to avoid getting the lights turned off on me by a friend/co-worker. It's an on-going, and obviously childish game we have going on.
Which is funny because in our bathroom if you're in one of the last stalls away from the door, and you're sitting there for any length of time, the lights automatically go off. Which is always funny if you're in there and someone walks in and the lights go on. I always think, they must wonder what I'm doing here...in the dark.
I just go to the bathroom to get away from the office sometimes. One reason I love that very few people use it.
bugs in the way...I feel about you
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OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
i haven't worked in a office in 20 years and this thread is a great reminder that i hope i never have again
but when i did, the kitchen thing (smells, mess) and the woman who had the most unbelievable cough ever...one of those deep, guttural, wet coughs that sometimes would last up to 3 or more minutes...and then once she was done with the cough, she went out for a smoke :roll:
Remember, no one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved.
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Wow. I had kicked off my sandals but now I put them back on.
I have a very nice colleague who routinely works at her computer while wearing a stuffed monkey on her head.
:?
but is that better than the 'loud lunch muncher'?
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Wow. I had kicked off my sandals but now I put them back on.
:x
I really like the monkey head person. Brilliant, although a bit eccentric I admit.
Here are other weird office things I've experienced:
1. The infamous cruncher from my last job, who would use the same plastic fork and knife forever, without apparently ever washing them and would scrape the sides of her yougurt container until I nearly went over the desk at her
2. A black cocker spaniel running past my desk (this morning). Ran down the aisle to the window, turned and ran back. Well, okay then.
3. A push-up contest
4. A woman who every day tuned out everything by wearing headphones and intermittently would yell out things like "and RHINESTONES" and "By some stupid FUCK," startling everyone around her. Wait _ that was me. is me... :oops:
4. A woman who every day tuned out everything by wearing headphones and intermittently would yell out things like "and RHINESTONES" and "By some stupid FUCK," startling everyone around her. Wait _ that was me. is me... :oops:
I am also guilty of doing this at work from time to time...however, I dont use headphones, so you can hear Ed and the rest of the band also
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I was manager in an office and we put LSD in a co workers drink many years ago. After 45 min he started laughing and wouldn't stop. Kept saying his face felt funny. He wasn't mad, he loved it, wouldn't stop asking when we were going to do it again.
I was manager in an office and we put LSD in a co workers drink many years ago. After 45 min he started laughing and wouldn't stop. Kept saying his face felt funny. He wasn't mad, he loved it, wouldn't stop asking when we were going to do it again.
Iv got many great funny office stories.
I wish you were my manager.
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My co-worker does numerous things to annoy me. One is clipping her fingernails at her desk. Also she talks about mindless shit all day and if we don't respond she just repeats herself. Also when she drinks a drink once finished, she does a dramatic ahhhhhhhhhh. OMG shoot me.
My co-worker does numerous things to annoy me. One is clipping her fingernails at her desk. Also she talks about mindless shit all day and if we don't respond she just repeats herself. Also when she drinks a drink once finished, she does a dramatic ahhhhhhhhhh. OMG shoot me.
I believe any potential response from you would be covered under the concept of "justifiable homicide."
What's the rule on farting in a 9'x9' cube with 5' tall cube walls? Okay or not okay?
if one is able to produce an SBD
one shall proceed to a friend's cube, let one loose as the pretty young thing comes over to talk to said friend
then one shall quickly make their exit as to pin such ungodly stench on the friend-and the pretty young thing is left to think,'eww gross'
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
What's the rule on farting in a 9'x9' cube with 5' tall cube walls? Okay or not okay?
if one is able to produce an SBD
one shall proceed to a friend's cube, let one loose as the pretty young thing comes over to talk to said friend
then one shall quickly make their exit as to pin such ungodly stench on the friend-and the pretty young thing is left to think,'eww gross'
the crop dust bait n swich
nice
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What's the rule on farting in a 9'x9' cube with 5' tall cube walls? Okay or not okay?
if one is able to produce an SBD
one shall proceed to a friend's cube, let one loose as the pretty young thing comes over to talk to said friend
then one shall quickly make their exit as to pin such ungodly stench on the friend-and the pretty young thing is left to think,'eww gross'
the crop dust bait n swich
nice
even a 'look' and some 'innocent' hand gestures toward the pretty young thing to further extend the charade is also much appreciated.
:angel:
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
What's the rule on farting in a 9'x9' cube with 5' tall cube walls? Okay or not okay?
if one is able to produce an SBD
one shall proceed to a friend's cube, let one loose as the pretty young thing comes over to talk to said friend
then one shall quickly make their exit as to pin such ungodly stench on the friend-and the pretty young thing is left to think,'eww gross'
*mental note: stay outside of a 15 foot radius of RCKNDY at PJ20*
What's the rule on farting in a 9'x9' cube with 5' tall cube walls? Okay or not okay?
if one is able to produce an SBD
one shall proceed to a friend's cube, let one loose as the pretty young thing comes over to talk to said friend
then one shall quickly make their exit as to pin such ungodly stench on the friend-and the pretty young thing is left to think,'eww gross'
sounds like our cubs game post party. we are the bar. one slipped out. it stunk. pepole noticed. one girl asked if i did, i said nope and looked in somebody else's direction.
What's the rule on farting in a 9'x9' cube with 5' tall cube walls? Okay or not okay?
if one is able to produce an SBD
one shall proceed to a friend's cube, let one loose as the pretty young thing comes over to talk to said friend
then one shall quickly make their exit as to pin such ungodly stench on the friend-and the pretty young thing is left to think,'eww gross'
We used to call that a 'drive-by' at my last job... it was awful when it happened to you, but hilarious to be an innocent bystander to watch the aftermath from afar!
What's the rule on farting in a 9'x9' cube with 5' tall cube walls? Okay or not okay?
if one is able to produce an SBD
one shall proceed to a friend's cube, let one loose as the pretty young thing comes over to talk to said friend
then one shall quickly make their exit as to pin such ungodly stench on the friend-and the pretty young thing is left to think,'eww gross'
sounds like our cubs game post party. we are the bar. one slipped out. it stunk. pepole noticed. one girl asked if i did, i said nope and looked in somebody else's direction.
What's the rule on farting in a 9'x9' cube with 5' tall cube walls? Okay or not okay?
if one is able to produce an SBD
one shall proceed to a friend's cube, let one loose as the pretty young thing comes over to talk to said friend
then one shall quickly make their exit as to pin such ungodly stench on the friend-and the pretty young thing is left to think,'eww gross'
*mental note: stay outside of a 15 foot radius of RCKNDY at PJ20*
I'll bring beano...*sheesh*
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
My co-worker does numerous things to annoy me. One is clipping her fingernails at her desk. Also she talks about mindless shit all day and if we don't respond she just repeats herself. Also when she drinks a drink once finished, she does a dramatic ahhhhhhhhhh. OMG shoot me.
Unfortunately, I clip my nails at my desk too... sorry about that.
The others are horrid though, especially the drawn out and dramatic ahhhh, THAT has got to go.
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9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Wow. so some "normal" people actually clip their nails at work? Why is this? I mean, I have an emergency nail file in my drawer in case a nail happens to break or something, but all out clipping? You went through the trouble to bring your nail clippers to work? And I assume you have a spare at home, or you exclusively clip your nails at work...? I think we need to bring this specific conversation over here ---> http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 8#p3832268
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Wow. so some "normal" people actually clip their nails at work? Why is this? I mean, I have an emergency nail file in my drawer in case a nail happens to break or something, but all out clipping? You went through the trouble to bring your nail clippers to work? And I assume you have a spare at home, or you exclusively clip your nails at work...? I think we need to bring this specific conversation over here ---> http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic ... 8#p3832268
well...since you asked so nicely.....
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
Wow. so some "normal" people actually clip their nails at work? Why is this? I mean, I have an emergency nail file in my drawer in case a nail happens to break or something, but all out clipping? You went through the trouble to bring your nail clippers to work? And I assume you have a spare at home, or you exclusively clip your nails at work...? I think we need to bring this specific conversation over here ---> viewtopic.php?f=14&t=165890&p=3832268#p3832268
Pics on that thread made me swallow back some barf. That shit is straight up nasty!
:shock:
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A girl at work took her shoes off at work the other day. I hid them.
Which is funny because in our bathroom if you're in one of the last stalls away from the door, and you're sitting there for any length of time, the lights automatically go off. Which is always funny if you're in there and someone walks in and the lights go on. I always think, they must wonder what I'm doing here...in the dark.
I just go to the bathroom to get away from the office sometimes. One reason I love that very few people use it.
"New music, new friends. Pearl Jam."
I like our socks. I hear we make a fine sock. I always say, You might not love our records, but I think you'll like our socks. - Stone
"This record is us speaking out in class." -EV on PJ
http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-t ... he-office/
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
but when i did, the kitchen thing (smells, mess) and the woman who had the most unbelievable cough ever...one of those deep, guttural, wet coughs that sometimes would last up to 3 or more minutes...and then once she was done with the cough, she went out for a smoke :roll:
OMFG this is killing me!!!
Remember, no one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved.
I have a very nice colleague who routinely works at her computer while wearing a stuffed monkey on her head.
:?
but is that better than the 'loud lunch muncher'?
- Christopher McCandless
I just caught my self playing air drums to Walk. Hope no one saw me.
:x
I really like the monkey head person. Brilliant, although a bit eccentric I admit.
Here are other weird office things I've experienced:
1. The infamous cruncher from my last job, who would use the same plastic fork and knife forever, without apparently ever washing them and would scrape the sides of her yougurt container until I nearly went over the desk at her
2. A black cocker spaniel running past my desk (this morning). Ran down the aisle to the window, turned and ran back. Well, okay then.
3. A push-up contest
4. A woman who every day tuned out everything by wearing headphones and intermittently would yell out things like "and RHINESTONES" and "By some stupid FUCK," startling everyone around her. Wait _ that was me. is me... :oops:
I am also guilty of doing this at work from time to time...however, I dont use headphones, so you can hear Ed and the rest of the band also
Iv got many great funny office stories.
I wish you were my manager.
I believe any potential response from you would be covered under the concept of "justifiable homicide."
if one is able to produce an SBD
one shall proceed to a friend's cube, let one loose as the pretty young thing comes over to talk to said friend
then one shall quickly make their exit as to pin such ungodly stench on the friend-and the pretty young thing is left to think,'eww gross'
- Christopher McCandless
the crop dust bait n swich
nice
even a 'look' and some 'innocent' hand gestures toward the pretty young thing to further extend the charade is also much appreciated.
:angel:
- Christopher McCandless
*mental note: stay outside of a 15 foot radius of RCKNDY at PJ20*
sounds like our cubs game post party. we are the bar. one slipped out. it stunk. pepole noticed. one girl asked if i did, i said nope and looked in somebody else's direction.
Yeah.
She knew it was you.
I'll bring beano...*sheesh*
- Christopher McCandless
it was in a packed bar. no way to identify the culprit.
Unfortunately, I clip my nails at my desk too... sorry about that.
The others are horrid though, especially the drawn out and dramatic ahhhh, THAT has got to go.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
well...since you asked so nicely.....
- Christopher McCandless
Pics on that thread made me swallow back some barf. That shit is straight up nasty!
:shock: