Weird Sh*t People do in the office.

LloydXmas

So. I usually work from home 3 days a week but need to be in the office this month. Interacting with people 5 days a week has it's advantages except for the dude across from me being shoeless right now. No shoes, no socks. Unreal. I think I'm to the point of asking him if he got his shoes stolen on the way in.


Discuss

81

i've taken my shoes off on friday's, but always had socks on.

hmmm

i like to use the lower level restroom to avoid co workers when doing my business.

Johnny Abruzzo

Oooh, weird. Some ladies do that here. Still kind of weird, but not as bad. I don't want to see other men's feet, especially at work.

The Waiting Trophy Man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpMwQ5rg5_E&feature=related

LloydXmas

i like to use the lower level restroom to avoid co workers when doing my business.

Thats normal. The building i work in has almost 5k employees in it. I go to entirely different regions of the building.

Before smartphones there was a 50 50 chance you would find a printout of a Simmons article on the floor.

rick1zoo2

don't even get me started on the strange habits, sounds, smells that come from all around me. I can't stand it.

LloydXmas

rick1zoo2 wrote:

don't even get me started on the strange habits, sounds, smells that come from all around me. I can't stand it.

Do it.

BLACK35

rick1zoo2 wrote:

don't even get me started on the strange habits, sounds, smells that come from all around me. I can't stand it.

How do you know people aren't thinking the same thing about you?

jimbojones1138

kid i work with at a bank comes in all the time with holes in his clothes. i finally asked him last week if he'd been mauled by a dog.

his answer: oh, i musta been flexing

:roll:

jesus christ, people are fucking delusional

rick1zoo2

ok, one thing, without being too specific about who - but let's just say that lunch time can smell like rotten chinese food. And it hits like a wave of stench, I almost gag - literally have to get up and walk away. I mean I like chinese food, but this stuff is nothing like I have ever had. Just foul, like boiled, sour cat piss.

81

rick1zoo2 wrote:

don't even get me started on the strange habits, sounds, smells that come from all around me. I can't stand it.

i like to fart in my office. it's sort of like a game...will somebody walk in before it clears

Johnny Abruzzo

rick1zoo2 wrote:

ok, one thing, without being too specific about who - but let's just say that lunch time can smell like rotten chinese food. And it hits like a wave of stench, I almost gag - literally have to get up and walk away. I mean I like chinese food, but this stuff is nothing like I have ever had. Just foul, like boiled, sour cat piss.

They call it tiger piss, actually.

rick1zoo2

BLACK35 wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

don't even get me started on the strange habits, sounds, smells that come from all around me. I can't stand it.

How do you know people aren't thinking the same thing about you?

who knows?, maybe I do. But I am aware that there are other people around me who probably wouldn't appreciate me doing some of the things I see, hear, smell.

whispering hands

rick1zoo2 wrote:

ok, one thing, without being too specific about who - but let's just say that lunch time can smell like rotten chinese food. And it hits like a wave of stench, I almost gag - literally have to get up and walk away. I mean I like chinese food, but this stuff is nothing like I have ever had. Just foul, like boiled, sour cat piss.

Cat piss goes sour?!!? How much worse could cat piss smell??? J/K btw.. So glad I clean my litter box twice a day!!

81

there is this one douche that always has pj going. fuck, i can only listen to even flow so many times before i want to pull my ear drums out

rick1zoo2

81 wrote:

there is this one douche that always has pj going. fuck, i can only listen to even flow so many times before i want to pull my ear drums out

is this the same guy whose office always smells like farts?

loveontwolegs

I sit near the customer service department and they all baby talk one another. "Would you pwetty pwease enter this order fo me??" I want to throw up.

NoCode416

81 wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

don't even get me started on the strange habits, sounds, smells that come from all around me. I can't stand it.

i like to fart in my office. it's sort of like a game...will somebody walk in before it clears

i always seem to lose when i play this game...

PureandEasy

81 wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

don't even get me started on the strange habits, sounds, smells that come from all around me. I can't stand it.

i like to fart in my office. it's sort of like a game...will somebody walk in before it clears

that's why I keep a can of Lysol in the cabinet behind me, for when people walk through my area, sometimes I can't wait to leap out of my chair and start spraying.

and the chinese food someone mentioned, there are a lot of asian people at my work place, and no offense to anyone, but some of the nasty stuff they eat, gags me to no end. Some type of fish stuff that they then microwave, turns my stomach, I have to get up and walk away.

of.the.girl

theres one guy here that wears no shoes during the day. walks around the floor with customers and all and has no shoes on. wth?

another guy who belches no matter who's around. And does not excuse himself. Does it purposely to piss people off. I can see if there aren't customers around...but come on...control it when we have international customers in.

geeze...i can go on and on...quite a bit of weird shit.

Yellow Ledbelly

81 wrote:

rick1zoo2 wrote:

don't even get me started on the strange habits, sounds, smells that come from all around me. I can't stand it.

i like to fart in my office. it's sort of like a game...will somebody walk in before it clears

I do that too....hoping specifically for one coworker in particular to pop in my office to tell yet another one of her pointless, idiotic stories I couldn't care less about

JonnyPistachio

I used to work with a guy who wore flip flops to work after he was told that it wasnt ok to wear them. His feet must have had some rigor-mortis or something because that was the most wretched attack on my olfactory senses I ever had. keep your shoes on.

And dont microwave fish please! :evil:

Mamasan23

BabaBooey1979 wrote:

So. I usually work from home 3 days a week but need to be in the office this month. Interacting with people 5 days a week has it's advantages except for the dude across from me being shoeless right now. No shoes, no socks. Unreal. I think I'm to the point of asking him if he got his shoes stolen on the way in.


Discuss

I definitely walk around barefoot from time to time, but I have my own office so it shouldn't bother anyone I like to sit on a Pilates ball instead of a chair, some may say that's weird. Oh I also do some jump-roping every hour on the hour to get the blood flowing. Hmm I'm starting to think I'm the weird one in the office!!

loadedgun

I play a game called 'how many times can I turn off the coffee pot in one morning.'
It's fun when a few of them get pissed off about it.

My next game is gonna be called 'how many times can I blame the coffee pot fiasco on someone else.'

rick1zoo2

people that clip their nails (fingers or toes? not sure) at their desks.

PureandEasy

rick1zoo2 wrote:

people that clip their nails (fingers or toes? not sure) at their desks.

some old guy was doing that on the train one morning, I wanted to vomit

of.the.girl

rick1zoo2 wrote:

people that clip their nails (fingers or toes? not sure) at their desks.

this one drives me absofuckenlutely nuts!!! Keep your hygiene at home!

LloydXmas

There's this lady that finds it necessary to touch my shoulder before she starts a conversation. It's pretty creepy. I think it's time to tell her to step off

Johnny Abruzzo

Mamasan23 wrote:

BabaBooey1979 wrote:

So. I usually work from home 3 days a week but need to be in the office this month. Interacting with people 5 days a week has it's advantages except for the dude across from me being shoeless right now. No shoes, no socks. Unreal. I think I'm to the point of asking him if he got his shoes stolen on the way in.


Discuss

I definitely walk around barefoot from time to time, but I have my own office so it shouldn't bother anyone I like to sit on a Pilates ball instead of a chair, some may say that's weird. Oh I also do some jump-roping every hour on the hour to get the blood flowing. Hmm I'm starting to think I'm the weird one in the office!!

Yeah, you might say.

RKCNDY

the people who put a bag of popcorn in the microwave and set it for like 5 minutes and walk away...they only come back when the entire place reeks of burnt popcorn....or the microwave is on fire.

that stuff stinks up the place for days...and when you nuke your lunch, your lunch smells/tastes like burnt popcorn.

The Waiting Trophy Man

BabaBooey1979 wrote:

There's this lady that finds it necessary to touch my shoulder before she starts a conversation. It's pretty creepy. I think it's time to tell her to step off

Maybe she thinks you're hard of hearing