Rick Perry: The Next President

Parachute
Parachute Posts: 409
edited July 2011 in A Moving Train
Rick Perry, who has yet to announce his candidacy, will secure the Republican nomination for President, and defeat Obama- handily- in 2012.

I am calling it now. I'm on the record.

Many of you will disagree.

But when it happens, I will only accept notarized apologies in written form.

8-)
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  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    :crazy:
    And if it happens, I hope Texas does secede from the Union.
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • mikepegg44
    mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353
    Parachute wrote:
    Rick Perry, who has yet to announce his candidacy, will secure the Republican nomination for President, and defeat Obama- handily- in 2012.

    I am calling it now. I'm on the record.

    Many of you will disagree.

    But when it happens, I will only accept notarized apologies in written form.

    8-)


    why does he care about marriage? I wouldn't vote for him based on that. All the other stuff is great, but the fact that he is against stem cell research and monogamous gays makes him a lot like ned flanders and I will never vote for ned flanders either
    that’s right! Can’t we all just get together and focus on our real enemies: monogamous gays and stem cells… - Ned Flanders
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  • tybird
    tybird Posts: 17,388
    whoprincess wrote:
    :crazy:
    And if it happens, I hope Texas does secede from the Union.
    One will find no success is secession....even 150 years after the first epic fail at it. 8-):lol::lol:
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  • ComeToTX
    ComeToTX Austin Posts: 8,073
    he hate's gay people, mexicans and the enviornment so you're probably right.
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  • Parachute
    Parachute Posts: 409
    mikepegg44 wrote:
    Parachute wrote:
    Rick Perry, who has yet to announce his candidacy, will secure the Republican nomination for President, and defeat Obama- handily- in 2012.

    I am calling it now. I'm on the record.

    Many of you will disagree.

    But when it happens, I will only accept notarized apologies in written form.

    8-)


    why does he care about marriage? I wouldn't vote for him based on that. All the other stuff is great, but the fact that he is against stem cell research and monogamous gays makes him a lot like ned flanders and I will never vote for ned flanders either

    I'm not saying he's my guy, just that I think he'll win.

    Stem cells- I'm for it. I'm counting on medical science to save me from all my bad habits!!

    Gays settlin' down- I'm against it. It's immoral. Bible says so.

    EDIT: Nothing in the Good Book bout me blowin' Ronald McDonald though. Phew!
  • Parachute
    Parachute Posts: 409
    ComeToTX wrote:
    he hate's gay people, mexicans and the enviornment so you're probably right.


    I think you mean he's for the sanctity of marriage, legal immigration, and less gov't regulation.

    Maybe he is my guy...
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    tybird wrote:
    whoprincess wrote:
    :crazy:
    And if it happens, I hope Texas does secede from the Union.
    One will find no success is secession....even 150 years after the first epic fail at it. 8-):lol::lol:
    He's made the statement that when Texas joined the Union, it retained the right to secede and that if we don't like how Washington does things, we may just up and do it. :roll:

    He's wrong, of course, (about Texas having the right of secession) but Governor Goodhair has never let facts get in his way. Nor federal assistance, as long as it suits his agenda.
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • Parachute
    Parachute Posts: 409
    whoprincess wrote:
    tybird wrote:
    whoprincess wrote:
    :crazy:
    And if it happens, I hope Texas does secede from the Union.
    One will find no success is secession....even 150 years after the first epic fail at it. 8-):lol::lol:
    He's made the statement that when Texas joined the Union, it retained the right to secede and that if we don't like how Washington does things, we may just up and do it. :roll:

    He's wrong, of course, (about Texas having the right of secession) but Governor Goodhair has never let facts get in his way. Nor federal assistance, as long as it suits his agenda.


    If I lived in TX, I would be proud that my state refused gov't handout money.

    What's so great about being a welfare state like California?
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Parachute wrote:
    Rick Perry, who has yet to announce his candidacy, will secure the Republican nomination for President, and defeat Obama- handily- in 2012.

    I am calling it now. I'm on the record.

    Many of you will disagree.

    But when it happens, I will only accept notarized apologies in written form.

    8-)

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... TopStories

    could be......

    look at "we have a new runner."


    Godfather.
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    edited June 2011
    Parachute wrote:
    whoprincess wrote:
    He's made the statement that when Texas joined the Union, it retained the right to secede and that if we don't like how Washington does things, we may just up and do it. :roll:

    He's wrong, of course, (about Texas having the right of secession) but Governor Goodhair has never let facts get in his way. Nor federal assistance, as long as it suits his agenda.


    If I lived in TX, I would be proud that my state refused gov't handout money.

    What's so great about being a welfare state like California?
    He doesn't refuse handout money. That's my point. He talks big about how badly they do things in Washington, then turns right around and requests federal funds.

    Or complains about not receiving it. After a series of devastating wildfires in west Texas, he requested that 252 of Texas' 254 counties be declared eligible for federal firefighting assistance. That included the county where I live and where there were NO wildfires. Also, while he complained about being turned down for aid for the wildfires, the money he requested wasn't to help out people who'd lost their homes, possessions and livestock. It was to reimburse the state for fighting fires. :roll:
    Post edited by Who Princess on
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • Parachute
    Parachute Posts: 409
    Godfather. wrote:
    Parachute wrote:
    Rick Perry, who has yet to announce his candidacy, will secure the Republican nomination for President, and defeat Obama- handily- in 2012.

    I am calling it now. I'm on the record.

    Many of you will disagree.

    But when it happens, I will only accept notarized apologies in written form.

    8-)

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... TopStories

    could be......

    look at "we have a new runner."


    Godfather.

    My employer has blocked that link. I apologize if I have stepped on your thread...

    I would never insult The Godfather.

    Can't get to WSJ, but can still get to PJ!! ssssshhhhhh.
  • Parachute
    Parachute Posts: 409
    whoprincess wrote:
    Parachute wrote:
    whoprincess wrote:
    He's made the statement that when Texas joined the Union, it retained the right to secede and that if we don't like how Washington does things, we may just up and do it. :roll:

    He's wrong, of course, (about Texas having the right of secession) but Governor Goodhair has never let facts get in his way. Nor federal assistance, as long as it suits his agenda.


    If I lived in TX, I would be proud that my state refused gov't handout money.

    What's so great about being a welfare state like California?
    He doesn't refuse handout money. That's my point. He talks big about how badly they do things in Washington, then turns right around and requests federal funds.


    I think you are referring to disaster relief for wildfires. I thought the reference was to "stimulus $."
  • mikepegg44
    mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353
    Parachute wrote:
    mikepegg44 wrote:
    Parachute wrote:
    Rick Perry, who has yet to announce his candidacy, will secure the Republican nomination for President, and defeat Obama- handily- in 2012.

    I am calling it now. I'm on the record.

    Many of you will disagree.

    But when it happens, I will only accept notarized apologies in written form.

    8-)


    why does he care about marriage? I wouldn't vote for him based on that. All the other stuff is great, but the fact that he is against stem cell research and monogamous gays makes him a lot like ned flanders and I will never vote for ned flanders either

    I'm not saying he's my guy, just that I think he'll win.

    Stem cells- I'm for it. I'm counting on medical science to save me from all my bad habits!!

    Gays settlin' down- I'm against it. It's immoral. Bible says so.

    EDIT: Nothing in the Good Book bout me blowin' Ronald McDonald though. Phew!

    fair enough, that is your position and you are entitled to it, but I have one simple question...why are people being denied legal rights because of a religious ceremony? the government is not supposed to be in the religion business.
    you can be against it all you want...but in a free country things like gay marriage should be very legal...having gay marriage illegal because of religion is no different than having any other aspect of religious law, so if that is ok to do than sharia law should be ok too right?
    that’s right! Can’t we all just get together and focus on our real enemies: monogamous gays and stem cells… - Ned Flanders
    It is terrifying when you are too stupid to know who is dumb
    - Joe Rogan
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Parachute wrote:
    whoprincess wrote:
    He doesn't refuse handout money. That's my point. He talks big about how badly they do things in Washington, then turns right around and requests federal funds.


    I think you are referring to disaster relief for wildfires. I thought the reference was to "stimulus $."
    Partly. See my edit above. But he also accepts funds for education and other "handouts" when it suits him, like the National Guard along the border. Then he moans and whines about all the strings attached.
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • markin ball
    markin ball Posts: 1,076
    Parachute wrote:
    Rick Perry, who has yet to announce his candidacy, will secure the Republican nomination for President, and defeat Obama- handily- in 2012.

    I am calling it now. I'm on the record.

    Many of you will disagree.

    But when it happens, I will only accept notarized apologies in written form.

    8-)

    Betcha a dollar he does not win the presidency on 2012? Payable via paypal.
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  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    Here's what I don't understand, so Parachute, please explain...

    The GOP claims they want the government out of the lives of citizens, so why do you want the government to be morality police on issues like gay marriage? Two gay guys getting married hurts nobody and does not effect you or I in any way, shape, or form and could make two people very happy. Why is there a problem with it?
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  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,443
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Here's what I don't understand, so Parachute, please explain...

    The GOP claims they want the government out of the lives of citizens, so why do you want the government to be morality police on issues like gay marriage? Two gay guys getting married hurts nobody and does not effect you or I in any way, shape, or form and could make two people very happy. Why is there a problem with it?
    because the BIBLE says it is wrong, silly...

    :lol:
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  • mikepegg44
    mikepegg44 Posts: 3,353
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Here's what I don't understand, so Parachute, please explain...

    The GOP claims they want the government out of the lives of citizens, so why do you want the government to be morality police on issues like gay marriage? Two gay guys getting married hurts nobody and does not effect you or I in any way, shape, or form and could make two people very happy. Why is there a problem with it?
    because the BIBLE says it is wrong, silly...

    :lol:


    I know Gimmie, I was wearing a shirt that was 50 % linen and 50% wool and I will be damned if God didn't remind me I was breaking a rule...you know...the rule about not wearing clothes made from more than one fabric...that is in leviticus where it talks about homosexuality...seriously...get the fuck over it...two guys or girls can love each other and it affects other people a grand total of 0%...that is unless other people enjoy seeing committed couples...then it affects them positively...
    I don't like attacking religion and I am not trying to do that here, but come on, why out of all those rules is the homosexual "rule" the one that needs to be followed...if all the many others from Leviticus are seen as unnecessary now, why did that one stay?
    that’s right! Can’t we all just get together and focus on our real enemies: monogamous gays and stem cells… - Ned Flanders
    It is terrifying when you are too stupid to know who is dumb
    - Joe Rogan
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    mikepegg44 wrote:
    gimmesometruth27 wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Here's what I don't understand, so Parachute, please explain...

    The GOP claims they want the government out of the lives of citizens, so why do you want the government to be morality police on issues like gay marriage? Two gay guys getting married hurts nobody and does not effect you or I in any way, shape, or form and could make two people very happy. Why is there a problem with it?
    because the BIBLE says it is wrong, silly...

    :lol:


    I know Gimmie, I was wearing a shirt that was 50 % linen and 50% wool and I will be damned if God didn't remind me I was breaking a rule...you know...the rule about not wearing clothes made from more than one fabric...that is in leviticus where it talks about homosexuality...seriously...get the fuck over it...two guys or girls can love each other and it affects other people a grand total of 0%...that is unless other people enjoy seeing committed couples...then it affects them positively...
    I don't like attacking religion and I am not trying to do that here, but come on, why out of all those rules is the homosexual "rule" the one that needs to be followed...if all the many others from Leviticus are seen as unnecessary now, why did that one stay?

    I'm starting to wonder who God has in mind to give the Bible an update or maybe a few amendments to the commandments.. I think its about that time. Mike your question on page 1 will not get a good answer and I think we all know that.
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  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Parachute wrote:
    Godfather. wrote:
    Parachute wrote:
    Rick Perry, who has yet to announce his candidacy, will secure the Republican nomination for President, and defeat Obama- handily- in 2012.

    I am calling it now. I'm on the record.

    Many of you will disagree.

    But when it happens, I will only accept notarized apologies in written form.

    8-)

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... TopStories

    could be......

    look at "we have a new runner."


    Godfather.

    My employer has blocked that link. I apologize if I have stepped on your thread...

    I would never insult The Godfather.

    Can't get to WSJ, but can still get to PJ!! ssssshhhhhh.

    :lol:;) I just refered the thread because the link I posted is dead but it still comes up the the runner thread,

    Godfather.
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