So I almost knocked a dude out at the bar tonight...he totally deserves it
Told me to do it and he'd call the cops. Bahahhahahahahahaha
NICE!!!
I want details.
Well I was out with my girlfriends. Some drunken idiot sits at our table. About 5 minutes later gets up and starts yelling at us for being bitches...that he did such a big thing by sitting at a table with 3 hot chicks like we owed him something. Went on saying dumb shit Nd my friend threw her drink in his face. He then walked up to her with a beer bottle and threatened to break it on her head. So I get in his face and said I was gonna knock him out. He said he'd call the cops and egged me on. Then he got thrown out. Hahhaa ah gahd!
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So I almost knocked a dude out at the bar tonight...he totally deserves it
Told me to do it and he'd call the cops. Bahahhahahahahahaha
NICE!!!
I want details.
Well I was out with my girlfriends. Some drunken idiot sits at our table. About 5 minutes later gets up and starts yelling at us for being bitches...that he did such a big thing by sitting at a table with 3 hot chicks like we owed him something. Went on saying dumb shit Nd my friend threw her drink in his face. He then walked up to her with a beer bottle and threatened to break it on her head. So I get in his face and said I was gonna knock him out. He said he'd call the cops and egged me on. Then he got thrown out. Hahhaa ah gahd!
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
So I almost knocked a dude out at the bar tonight...he totally deserves it
Told me to do it and he'd call the cops. Bahahhahahahahahaha
NICE!!!
I want details.
Well I was out with my girlfriends. Some drunken idiot sits at our table. About 5 minutes later gets up and starts yelling at us for being bitches...that he did such a big thing by sitting at a table with 3 hot chicks like we owed him something. Went on saying dumb shit Nd my friend threw her drink in his face. He then walked up to her with a beer bottle and threatened to break it on her head. So I get in his face and said I was gonna knock him out. He said he'd call the cops and egged me on. Then he got thrown out. Hahhaa ah gahd!
turns out i was wrong...the tracksuit is perfect for you :P
So I almost knocked a dude out at the bar tonight...he totally deserves it
Told me to do it and he'd call the cops. Bahahhahahahahahaha
NICE!!!
I want details.
Well I was out with my girlfriends. Some drunken idiot sits at our table. About 5 minutes later gets up and starts yelling at us for being bitches...that he did such a big thing by sitting at a table with 3 hot chicks like we owed him something. Went on saying dumb shit Nd my friend threw her drink in his face. He then walked up to her with a beer bottle and threatened to break it on her head. So I get in his face and said I was gonna knock him out. He said he'd call the cops and egged me on. Then he got thrown out. Hahhaa ah gahd!
Well I was out with my girlfriends. Some drunken idiot sits at our table. About 5 minutes later gets up and starts yelling at us for being bitches...that he did such a big thing by sitting at a table with 3 hot chicks like we owed him something. Went on saying dumb shit Nd my friend threw her drink in his face. He then walked up to her with a beer bottle and threatened to break it on her head. So I get in his face and said I was gonna knock him out. He said he'd call the cops and egged me on. Then he got thrown out. Hahhaa ah gahd!
turns out i was wrong...the tracksuit is perfect for you :P
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
You would take his side! Actually the girl that dis it doesn't drink alcohol so it was club soda with lime
And ice cubes and a straw.
I wasn't taking his side. I was trying to view it from both angles.
Her: Is it worth it to toss a $15 drink on a dude? Should I order a new cheaper drink first so I don't have to waste my good one and so to inflict more of a messy scenario? More liquid, more point proven.
Him: Should I be a total ass to a table full of broads drinking cosmos? I really don't want to walk outta here with a cranberry stained shirt.
Did he get covered?
Club soda? That is probably the best drink to get tossed at ya! I mean, the lime and straw in the face wouldn't be fun, but outside of plain water.....that's really not bad at all! I mean, IF he had a stain on his shirt before, that club soda may have helped remove it. Maybe he did it on purpose? "Damn cranberry juice stain....hey...that girl is drinking club soda...if I can be a big enough ass...I could use that to my advantage."
You would take his side! Actually the girl that dis it doesn't drink alcohol so it was club soda with lime
And ice cubes and a straw.
I wasn't taking his side. I was trying to view it from both angles.
Her: Is it worth it to toss a $15 drink on a dude? Should I order a new cheaper drink first so I don't have to waste my good one and so to inflict more of a messy scenario? More liquid, more point proven.
Him: Should I be a total ass to a table full of broads drinking cosmos? I really don't want to walk outta here with a cranberry stained shirt.
Did he get covered?
Club soda? That is probably the best drink to get tossed at ya! I mean, the lime and straw in the face wouldn't be fun, but outside of plain water.....that's really not bad at all! I mean, IF he had a stain on his shirt before, that club soda may have helped remove it. Maybe he did it on purpose? "Damn cranberry juice stain....hey...that girl is drinking club soda...if I can be a big enough ass...I could use that to my advantage."
You would take his side! Actually the girl that dis it doesn't drink alcohol so it was club soda with lime
And ice cubes and a straw.
I wasn't taking his side. I was trying to view it from both angles.
Her: Is it worth it to toss a $15 drink on a dude? Should I order a new cheaper drink first so I don't have to waste my good one and so to inflict more of a messy scenario? More liquid, more point proven.
Him: Should I be a total ass to a table full of broads drinking cosmos? I really don't want to walk outta here with a cranberry stained shirt.
Did he get covered?
Club soda? That is probably the best drink to get tossed at ya! I mean, the lime and straw in the face wouldn't be fun, but outside of plain water.....that's really not bad at all! I mean, IF he had a stain on his shirt before, that club soda may have helped remove it. Maybe he did it on purpose? "Damn cranberry juice stain....hey...that girl is drinking club soda...if I can be a big enough ass...I could use that to my advantage."
Hahahaaha ! Clearly you've thought his through! Have you been in said situation? LOL
She didn't have time to think...she was so pissed it was like reflex.
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You would take his side! Actually the girl that dis it doesn't drink alcohol so it was club soda with lime
And ice cubes and a straw.
I wasn't taking his side. I was trying to view it from both angles.
Her: Is it worth it to toss a $15 drink on a dude? Should I order a new cheaper drink first so I don't have to waste my good one and so to inflict more of a messy scenario? More liquid, more point proven.
Him: Should I be a total ass to a table full of broads drinking cosmos? I really don't want to walk outta here with a cranberry stained shirt.
Did he get covered?
Club soda? That is probably the best drink to get tossed at ya! I mean, the lime and straw in the face wouldn't be fun, but outside of plain water.....that's really not bad at all! I mean, IF he had a stain on his shirt before, that club soda may have helped remove it. Maybe he did it on purpose? "Damn cranberry juice stain....hey...that girl is drinking club soda...if I can be a big enough ass...I could use that to my advantage."
Sounds like someone has had a lot of drinks thrown in his face!
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
You would take his side! Actually the girl that dis it doesn't drink alcohol so it was club soda with lime
And ice cubes and a straw.
I wasn't taking his side. I was trying to view it from both angles.
Her: Is it worth it to toss a $15 drink on a dude? Should I order a new cheaper drink first so I don't have to waste my good one and so to inflict more of a messy scenario? More liquid, more point proven.
Him: Should I be a total ass to a table full of broads drinking cosmos? I really don't want to walk outta here with a cranberry stained shirt.
Did he get covered?
Club soda? That is probably the best drink to get tossed at ya! I mean, the lime and straw in the face wouldn't be fun, but outside of plain water.....that's really not bad at all! I mean, IF he had a stain on his shirt before, that club soda may have helped remove it. Maybe he did it on purpose? "Damn cranberry juice stain....hey...that girl is drinking club soda...if I can be a big enough ass...I could use that to my advantage."
Hahahaaha ! Clearly you've thought his through! Have you been in said situation? LOL
She didn't have time to think...she was so pissed it was like reflex.
I tend to over analyze everything.
I've never had a drink intentionally dumped or thrown at me. Been slapped a few times, but I stayed nice and dry. :thumbup:
Would would have been funny, if that reflex of hers kicked in, she reached for the glass, calls him an asshole, goes to splash her drink only to remember there was nothing left. That would probably be even more awkward! Trying to be cool, prove a point Hollywood-style, only to fail miserably!
That's like a dude robbing you, you say something clever, grab your gun, pull the trigger to realize you forgot to actually load the gun.
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I may have to buy a beer or two in Chicago.. Just for
the entertainment!
Told me to do it and he'd call the cops. Bahahhahahahahahaha
I want details.
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
turns out i was wrong...the tracksuit is perfect for you
:fp:
Hope it wasn't an expensive drink. For his sake, I hope it wasn't a sweet girly drink...stained clothes.
And ice cubes and a straw.
Her: Is it worth it to toss a $15 drink on a dude? Should I order a new cheaper drink first so I don't have to waste my good one and so to inflict more of a messy scenario? More liquid, more point proven.
Him: Should I be a total ass to a table full of broads drinking cosmos? I really don't want to walk outta here with a cranberry stained shirt.
Did he get covered?
Club soda? That is probably the best drink to get tossed at ya! I mean, the lime and straw in the face wouldn't be fun, but outside of plain water.....that's really not bad at all! I mean, IF he had a stain on his shirt before, that club soda may have helped remove it. Maybe he did it on purpose? "Damn cranberry juice stain....hey...that girl is drinking club soda...if I can be a big enough ass...I could use that to my advantage."
She didn't have time to think...she was so pissed it was like reflex.
I've never had a drink intentionally dumped or thrown at me. Been slapped a few times, but I stayed nice and dry. :thumbup:
Would would have been funny, if that reflex of hers kicked in, she reached for the glass, calls him an asshole, goes to splash her drink only to remember there was nothing left. That would probably be even more awkward! Trying to be cool, prove a point Hollywood-style, only to fail miserably!
That's like a dude robbing you, you say something clever, grab your gun, pull the trigger to realize you forgot to actually load the gun.
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