**The Official PJ 20 Mustache Movement[UPDATE]**

Heisenberg

Flutter Girl wrote:

Even kidrobot's Labbit has joined the movement

http://www.kidrobot.com/Toys/PlushToys/stacheLabbitPlush7Inch.html

:thumbup: ( I like the "Round out the pack with testosterone-jacked Mustachio plush." line

Long time no see Flutter Girl. I thought maybe we lost you.

afroannnie

Heisenberg wrote:

bambam87 wrote:

ive been handing out those beerstaches, everybody loves them. especially bartenders for some reason. ive been getting free drinks all the time b/c of the sweet stache...the ladies love them too, it can turn the ugliest girl into the most desirable girl at the bar
i def need to order more

That is friggin awesome. Bambam...the Master of Ceremonies for the movement.
I guess we need to be stocked on these for the festival. Whats the link again?

Awesome bambam!!
Here's the link Heis:

http://www.beerstache.com/

they can even personalize them
http://www.beerstache.com/printed-beerstaches/

bambam87

i was goin to get personolized ones but i didnt want it to take the focus from the mustache. they are a huge hit, all my friends gf"s dont drink without it which i find hilarious

Heisenberg

bambam87 wrote:

i was goin to get personolized ones but i didnt want it to take the focus from the mustache. they are a huge hit, all my friends gf"s dont drink without it which i find hilarious

Bambam...you might want to curtail the talk of "gf's"...your fiance is listening

Heisenberg

afroannnie wrote:

http://www.beerstache.com/

they can even personalize them
http://www.beerstache.com/printed-beerstaches/

These will be a huge hit at the pre-party

bambam87

Heisenberg wrote:

bambam87 wrote:

i was goin to get personolized ones but i didnt want it to take the focus from the mustache. they are a huge hit, all my friends gf"s dont drink without it which i find hilarious

Bambam...you might want to curtail the talk of "gf's"...your fiance is listening

it says my friends gf"s, not mine
i could never

Heisenberg

bambam87 wrote:

Heisenberg wrote:

bambam87 wrote:

i was goin to get personolized ones but i didnt want it to take the focus from the mustache. they are a huge hit, all my friends gf"s dont drink without it which i find hilarious

Bambam...you might want to curtail the talk of "gf's"...your fiance is listening

it says my friends gf"s, not mine
i could never

My mistake. I always pegged you as a faithful and stand-up guy

afroannnie

Heisenberg wrote:

bambam87 wrote:

it says my friends gf"s, not mine
i could never

My mistake. I always pegged you as a faithful and stand-up guy

A faithful, stached man...what more could i ask for?

Flutter Girl

Nah I'm still in it Heis..just have been in a low lately..
I need to go get one of those plushies for my bunny so she has a man..one that one hump her, the poor traumatised lil heifer that she is..

CloneOfASon

I apologize in advance if this this WAY over the edge. I also by no means intend to exclude the other approximate one-half of the human race. I can unfortunately only speak for mine ( and maybe that's a good thing ). So back to my first (and this last) apology… I just got a creative itch and felt like writing about something I've been excited about recently …

Every male at some point faces a turning point, where he must either face his manhood, or stand down and let it pass him by. The experiences of the men (or women) who when through (or participated in) these trials have been documented, here, in The Mustache Diaries...

My father was a daily shaver so I never had the opportunity to sit down with him as a young man and learn the ways of The Stache. It also didn't help that my ability to grow anything the cat couldn't lick off blossomed only in my late twenties/early thirties. At that point it would have been somewhat unconventional getting a lesson from my dad (unless we shared a couple bottles of his good wine before hand ).

Since the beginning of my growth career I tended to take the easy way out. Grab the 'lectirc trimmer, set it to 6 or 7 (which seemed like a good professional number - not a mediocre middle of the road, but not trying to stand out either) and run it up, down, and through whatever happened to be sprouting from my follicles at the time. Thinking back I wonder what glory my mo could have bestowed upon me if I had only given it the attention it deserved. But alas, it was not till later that I discovered the true nature of the beast within .

I'll skip through the years of keratinous abuse, to one much closer to the present. I can't cite a specific moment. It may have been seeing the bassist in the band opening for Social Distortion in Milwaukee, WI earlier this year (picture below. I wish I had a better quality image, or I knew what his name was), and thinking to myself, "that is the most fracking awesome porn stash I have ever seen!!! and I want one!"



It may have been one morning looking at myself in the mirror and realizing "I can be more than this!" It could have been reading an inspiring post somewhere (nearby ) months ago, and realizing I needed to take a stand behind something ( quite literally.) Or it could have been something else entirely, searching for a way out…

I've been letting the hair snuggling my upper lip grow unhindered for some time now, trying to make amends for past injustices. It has finally reached the point which hair does, as it grows past previous boundaries, becoming somewhat unmanageable. In an effort to educate myself and become one with the inside coming out, I turned to the wholly sage of advice in this day and age - Google. Having whispered the magic words to the librarian, as if flipping through some card catalog in the Library of Alexandria, I was shared some pieces of devine inspiration that I though worthy of passing on.

http://www.ftmguide.org/facialhair.html
Though it appears the intended audience of this site is the transgender individual, it is almost entirely applicable. It covers many questions which one might be afraid to ask, thinking they are "stupid questions" (these have been proven to be a myth, though the evidence supporting this statement is outside the realm of this thread). There are also some great links.

http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk
This is just a cool site, and we should all labor to become members. In addition, since I'm 50% Norwegian, I couldn't help but look at that first picture with a child-like envy! (especially the guy on the far left)

http://www.ebarbershop.com/
Though I cannot yet speak to the virtue of this business, I have found it mentioned numerous times in my web travels. Please be diligent and do your own research before purchasing anything from an unknown vendor.

http://www.oregonwildhair.com/
After my current endeavors I've decided I need a product smiliar to their's. For me, the name sells it!

This brings me to the end of my entry. Hopefully there are other men or women here, who are daring enough, to put their pen to The Mustache Diaries...

CloneOfASon

...and now for another exciting installment of:

The OPJ20MM featured mustache of the day for 7/26 is:

Hulk Hogan



You can learn more about this title winning mustache at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan

Heisenberg

CloneOfASon wrote:

...and now for another exciting installment of:

The OPJ20MM featured mustache of the day for 7/26 is:

Hulk Hogan



You can learn more about this title winning mustache at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan

Say Yor Prayers, Eat Your Vitamins, and Grow Your Stache BROTHA!!!!!!!

mydogmookieblaylock

Heisenberg wrote:

CloneOfASon wrote:

...and now for another exciting installment of:

The OPJ20MM featured mustache of the day for 7/26 is:

Hulk Hogan



You can learn more about this title winning mustache at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan

Say Yor Prayers, Eat Your Vitamins, and Grow Your Stache BROTHA!!!!!!!

24 inch mustache!

afroannnie

CloneOfASon wrote:

...and now for another exciting installment of:

The OPJ20MM featured mustache of the day for 7/26 is:

Hulk Hogan



You can learn more about this title winning mustache at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan

:thumbup:
I'm convinced it was the power of the stache that enabled him to do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_m1qTfJ ... re=related

Heisenberg

Hogan might have the most powerful mustache in history. If his mustache fought Magnum PI's mustache, who would win?

afroannnie

Heisenberg wrote:

Hogan might have the most powerful mustache in history. If his mustache fought Magnum PI's mustache, who would win?

Tough call..personally I'd love to see a Mustache Battle Royal..
and I'd like to throw this stache into the mix...pretty sure he'd be one of the last staches standing

Heisenberg

Maybe we should revive the Mustache Movement in March for "Mustache Madness" and have a 64 Stace Tournament to decide the baddest ass stache of them all. All members could vote.

Oh...and come hell or high water I am hoping to have an announcement at some point tomorrow. It might not be a good announcement, but then again...it might be kinda cool Keep your fingers crossed stachers.

CloneOfASon

...and now for another exciting installment!

The OPJ20MM featured mustache of the day for 7/27 is:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle



You can learn more about this storied mustache at:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Conan_Doyle

Heisenberg

I wonder what Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "Mustache Diary" looked like.

CloneOfASon

Heisenberg wrote:

I wonder what Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's "Mustache Diary" looked like.

It's a mystery to me...