Just got a text from her, "can I make you dinner tomorrow?"
don't forget to tell her to tidy your place up before dinner, and make sure there is a cold one in your hand when you walk in the door. the training starts now. :P
Just got a text from her, "can I make you dinner tomorrow?"
don't forget to tell her to tidy your place up before dinner, and make sure there is a cold one in your hand when you walk in the door. the training starts now. :P
I will be wearing an unwashed wife beater with beer stains.
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Just got a text from her, "can I make you dinner tomorrow?"
don't forget to tell her to tidy your place up before dinner, and make sure there is a cold one in your hand when you walk in the door. the training starts now. :P
I will be wearing an unwashed wife beater with beer stains.
better beat her for that. she should know better than to allow you to wear dirty clothing. :P
I have been doing the online thing off and on for almost four years.
No long term success...and I can only handle it for a month or so before I deactivate my accounts and take a break...
After a while, so much of it is just repetitive, boring bs...
I swear if I read another profile from a woman looking for 'something real', I'm gonna pyack. Or women calling themselves princesses....or going on mass rants about not messaging them 'if you're a player, looking for a one-nighter, or friends with benefits...I have more respect for myself than that!' (who would read that and think....'oh snap! I was gonna use her for sex, but since she doesn't want players messaging her, I better not....') And shopping! Does shopping really qualify as an interest or hobby? And if so...what does that say about you? In contrast, I recently messaged a woman who had a Chris McCandless quote on her profile...that got my attention
i don't see it being anything super long term, but we'll probably go out again
I love this....
Translation: I need to get laid, she'll do for now.
Not judging...and it's likely she feels the same. Just sucks when it starts getting to the 'what are we doing here?' stage....have fun!
I have been doing the online thing off and on for almost four years.
No long term success...and I can only handle it for a month or so before I deactivate my accounts and take a break...
After a while, so much of it is just repetitive, boring bs...
I swear if I read another profile from a woman looking for 'something real', I'm gonna pyack. Or women calling themselves princesses....or going on mass rants about not messaging them 'if you're a player, looking for a one-nighter, or friends with benefits...I have more respect for myself than that!' (who would read that and think....'oh snap! I was gonna use her for sex, but since she doesn't want players messaging her, I better not....') And shopping! Does shopping really qualify as an interest or hobby? And if so...what does that say about you? In contrast, I recently messaged a woman who had a Chris McCandless quote on her profile...that got my attention
i don't see it being anything super long term, but we'll probably go out again
I love this....
Translation: I need to get laid, she'll do for now.
Not judging...and it's likely she feels the same. Just sucks when it starts getting to the 'what are we doing here?' stage....have fun!
It isn't always any rosier on this side of the fence either but yeah I feel you pain.
It isn't always any rosier on this side of the fence either but yeah I feel you pain.
What, not a fan of shirtless-bathroom mirror pics?
those are so ultra cheezy..."look at me hold my phone and take a picture of me"
The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.
It's weird at first, but actually becomes interesting after a while.. I've probably been on a few dozen dates with a dozen or so women through the internet, but you will find something good eventually.
Going on 4 months now with this one.. Just got a text from her, "can I make you dinner tomorrow?"
I think she's a keeper.
Did she ask you if you shaved your chest yet ?
:P
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
It's weird at first, but actually becomes interesting after a while.. I've probably been on a few dozen dates with a dozen or so women through the internet, but you will find something good eventually.
Going on 4 months now with this one.. Just got a text from her, "can I make you dinner tomorrow?"
It's weird at first, but actually becomes interesting after a while.. I've probably been on a few dozen dates with a dozen or so women through the internet, but you will find something good eventually.
Going on 4 months now with this one.. Just got a text from her, "can I make you dinner tomorrow?"
I think she's a keeper.
Did she ask you if you shaved your chest yet ?
:P
I've been spending too much time here haven't I.
Just as long as she doesn't read anything here
My drinking team has a hockey problem
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
I had to remove this site from my favorites just in case.. I'll make sure I delete my history every day too. That should cover everything and clear the porn too.
if he were wearing it indoors it would be. not to mention the dude is in bed. who wears a hat in bed? unless its a clowns hat.. then its totally acceptable.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
if he were wearing it indoors it would be. not to mention the dude is in bed. who wears a hat in bed? unless its a clowns hat.. then its totally acceptable.
Clown Shoes. Clown Shoes is/are acceptable in bed.
if he were wearing it indoors it would be. not to mention the dude is in bed. who wears a hat in bed? unless its a clowns hat.. then its totally acceptable.
Clown Shoes. Clown Shoes is/are acceptable in bed.
well that goes without saying really.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
if he were wearing it indoors it would be. not to mention the dude is in bed. who wears a hat in bed? unless its a clowns hat.. then its totally acceptable.
Clown Shoes. Clown Shoes is/are acceptable in bed.
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don't forget to tell her to tidy your place up before dinner, and make sure there is a cold one in your hand when you walk in the door. the training starts now. :P
-Greg Dulli
better beat her for that. she should know better than to allow you to wear dirty clothing. :P
No long term success...and I can only handle it for a month or so before I deactivate my accounts and take a break...
After a while, so much of it is just repetitive, boring bs...
I swear if I read another profile from a woman looking for 'something real', I'm gonna pyack. Or women calling themselves princesses....or going on mass rants about not messaging them 'if you're a player, looking for a one-nighter, or friends with benefits...I have more respect for myself than that!' (who would read that and think....'oh snap! I was gonna use her for sex, but since she doesn't want players messaging her, I better not....') And shopping! Does shopping really qualify as an interest or hobby? And if so...what does that say about you? In contrast, I recently messaged a woman who had a Chris McCandless quote on her profile...that got my attention
I love this....
Translation: I need to get laid, she'll do for now.
Not judging...and it's likely she feels the same. Just sucks when it starts getting to the 'what are we doing here?' stage....have fun!
It isn't always any rosier on this side of the fence either but yeah I feel you pain.
those are so ultra cheezy..."look at me hold my phone and take a picture of me"
- Christopher McCandless
Did she ask you if you shaved your chest yet ?
:P
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
Just as long as she doesn't read anything here
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
OMG! why is he wearing a visor indoors............. WHY is he wearing a visor AT ALL????
p.s. that bedside lamps a bit girlie.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Agreed!!!
And with freshly sexed up wrinkly sheets
What a guy!
if he were wearing it indoors it would be. not to mention the dude is in bed. who wears a hat in bed? unless its a clowns hat.. then its totally acceptable.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Clown Shoes. Clown Shoes is/are acceptable in bed.
well that goes without saying really.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
We actually agree?
*world ends*
stop being so dramatic.. weve agreed before.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Where is your god damn apostrophe!
i threw it in the recycling with the empty wine bottles.
and was that a question? i couldnt tell without a question mark. :P
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
I just took you off the Christmas card list. That is a statement.
no
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
FINE :evil: