Seinfeld "Sufferings"

AlbertaGirl70_

LloydXmas wrote:

AlbertaGirl70_ wrote:

For supper I just had "the big salad"

You sure it wasn't two small salads together?

http://youtu.be/kVWRU3KqUfc

Newch91

GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In97zxijrLk

Hugh Freaking Dillon

Jerry: the panties your mother laid out for you
George: that's not offensive. it's weird, but it's not offensive.

Newch91

Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:

Jerry: the panties your mother laid out for you
George: that's not offensive. it's weird, but it's not offensive.

No better season than season 4 of the series.

dcfaithful

Billy was a simple country boy, some might say a cock-eyed optimist.

Newch91

Saw in the newspaper today that it's been 14 years since the finale aired.

Newch91

Holy shit! "The Glasses" always cracks me up. One of the funniest episodes of the series, IMO.

Newch91

We can be like the Gatsby's!

Newch91

George cracks me up in this scene every time.

[location: J & T Optical]

KRAMER: Hey, Dwayny.

DWAYNE: Oh hello Kramer.

KRAMER: What is going on here?

DWAYNE: What are you talking about?

KRAMER: I'm talking about the thirty percent discount.

ELAINE: Uhm excuse me... uh... a man came in here...

GEORGE: Elaine, don't interrupt, they're discounting something.

DWAYNE: Who said anything about a discount.

KRAMER: Ooh, how quickly we forget. You owe me buddy.

DWAYNE: For what?

(Kramer pulls out a candy bar)

KRAMER: Remember this?

DWAYNE: What are you doing?

KRAMER: Six months ago you were eating four of those for breakfast and chasing it with a ring ding. And two butter fingers on the train. Sounds familiar?

DWAYNE: Put that away!

KRAMER: Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore! You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit stand and stuff a cantaloupe down your throat! So much for gratitude... yeah, yeah, yeah!

DWAYNE: All right, all right, all right! I'll give him the discount, just put that thing away! This squares us.

ELAINE: Can I just have the name...

DWAYNE: Out!

KRAMER: We'll see you Dwayne.

vant0037

My wife emailed me today and said she had this in her head all day:

Kramer: (knocks on desk) Is this oak?

Manager: 'think it's pine.

Kramer: Pine is good.
(pause)
Manager: Yeah. pine's okay.

Love Stephen Root (AKA Jimmy James on "News Radio" AKA Milton on "Office Space" AKA Bill Dauterive on "King of the Hill").

vant0037

Anyone else have Seinfeld-related t-shirts? I have 3:







I wore this on day one of PJ20. Haha...lots of compliments on it! (although this is a Curb Your Enthusiasm shirt).

LloydXmas

I would definitely get that Jackie child's shirt in a grey,

Newch91

No but I would love to have a few shirts from both "Seinfeld" and "Curb Your Enthusiasm".

dcfaithful

vant0037 wrote:

Anyone else have Seinfeld-related t-shirts? I have 3:







I wore this on day one of PJ20. Haha...lots of compliments on it! (although this is a Curb Your Enthusiasm shirt).

I have this one:

dcfaithful

vant0037 wrote:

My wife emailed me today and said she had this in her head all day:

Kramer: (knocks on desk) Is this oak?

Manager: 'think it's pine.

Kramer: Pine is good.
(pause)
Manager: Yeah. pine's okay.

Love Stephen Root (AKA Jimmy James on "News Radio" AKA Milton on "Office Space" AKA Bill Dauterive on "King of the Hill").

Is that the episode where Kramer tries to get $ from the bank because the guy says "Hey" instead of "Hello"?

afroannnie

Jerry: So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

George: No, no, no. It was not trash.

Jerry: Was it in the trash?

George: Yes.

Jerry : Then it was trash.

George: It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top.

Jerry: But it was in the cylinder.

George: Above the rim.

Jerry: Adjacent to refuse is refuse.

George: It was on a magazine, and it still had the doily on.

Jerry: Was it eaten?

George: One little bite.

Jerry: Well, that's garbage.

George: But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt.

Jerry: You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.

Newch91

afroannnie wrote:

Jerry: So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

George: No, no, no. It was not trash.

Jerry: Was it in the trash?

George: Yes.

Jerry : Then it was trash.

George: It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top.

Jerry: But it was in the cylinder.

George: Above the rim.

Jerry: Adjacent to refuse is refuse.

George: It was on a magazine, and it still had the doily on.

Jerry: Was it eaten?

George: One little bite.

Jerry: Well, that's garbage.

George: But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt.

Jerry: You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.

"receptacle" and "what the hell...I'll just eat some trash" always kills me.

Newch91

Jon Voight

LloydXmas

Newch91 wrote:

Jon Voight

The dentist?

Heisenberg

"Ukraine is not weak!"