Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    "What are you doing you little shit!?"
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • bindy123
    bindy123 Posts: 210
    Another sub character CRAZY JOE DAVOLA!!!

    I love the exchange between Elaine and Kramer in his episodes when Kramer is arranging to see her psych and pretend to be her lover

    Kramer; How often do we do it?
    Elaine; Oh I don t know...twice a week
    Kramer; OOOhh Baby :D
    "God created surfing and Pearl Jam so that the truely gifted, talented and most intelligent people wouldnt rule the world"...adapted from my bumper sticker
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "It's a Vincent"
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "It's a Vincent"
    Gene sucks. I'm Gene
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "It's a Vincent"
    Gene sucks. I'm Gene

    I like Gene. Vincent's an art-house goon.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "It's a Vincent"
    Gene sucks. I'm Gene

    I like Gene. Vincent's an art-house goon.
    "MY ACNE!!"
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    ELAINE: Look what came in the mail today.
    JERRY: Wh..What’s this?
    Jerry opens the envelope and shakes a small object out onto his palm.
    ELAINE: It’s the play button, off his VCR.
    JERRY: Boy, look how far back it goes. It’s like a tooth.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
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    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    bindy123 wrote:
    Another sub character CRAZY JOE DAVOLA!!!

    I love the exchange between Elaine and Kramer in his episodes when Kramer is arranging to see her psych and pretend to be her lover

    Kramer; How often do we do it?
    Elaine; Oh I don t know...5 times a week
    Kramer; OOOhh Baby :D

    fixed. sorry, I'm a Seingeek.
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Elaine walking through the park. A bird flying low.

    fffffFWUMP.

    Bird flaps around in disbelief on the ground while Elaine holds her head perplexingly at what just transpired.

    Guy on bench: that bird flew right into your head. like it couldn't avoid it. never seen that before. bird flew into a woman's head.

    sometime later, at Monk's......

    Elaine: a bird flew into my giant freak head.

    Jerry: giant freak head?

    Elaine: ya know, the one that sits on top of my disproportionately puny body. I'm a walking candy apple!
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    Elaine walking through the park. A bird flying low.

    fffffFWUMP.

    Bird flaps around in disbelief on the ground while Elaine holds her head perplexingly at what just transpired.

    Guy on bench: that bird flew right into your head. like it couldn't avoid it. never seen that before. bird flew into a woman's head.

    sometime later, at Monk's......

    Elaine: a bird flew into my giant freak head.

    Jerry: giant freak head?

    Elaine: ya know, the one that sits on top of my disproportionately puny body. I'm a walking candy apple!
    :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    It's not like somebody died. It's beaches for gods sake
  • bindy123
    bindy123 Posts: 210
    Hugh Freaking Dillon wrote:
    bindy123 wrote:
    Another sub character CRAZY JOE DAVOLA!!!

    I love the exchange between Elaine and Kramer in his episodes when Kramer is arranging to see her psych and pretend to be her lover

    Kramer; How often do we do it?
    Elaine; Oh I don t know...5 times a week
    Kramer; OOOhh Baby :D

    fixed. sorry, I'm a Seingeek.

    Sorry Mr Dillon, and I would correct it too, theres a big difference between twice a week and FIVE times a week!!! OOOOHHHH BABY!!!
    "God created surfing and Pearl Jam so that the truely gifted, talented and most intelligent people wouldnt rule the world"...adapted from my bumper sticker
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Take the pen!

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    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    he's obsessed with breasts!
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • bindy123
    bindy123 Posts: 210
    Are you...master of your domain?
    "God created surfing and Pearl Jam so that the truely gifted, talented and most intelligent people wouldnt rule the world"...adapted from my bumper sticker
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Jerry: Oh just pull over right there by the stop sign.

    Driver (The same driver as before): Pardon me sir?

    Jerry: I said pull over by the stop sign.

    Driver: I'm so sorry, you'll have to forgive me. I can't hear a damn thing. I went to that rock concert last night at the garden. My seats were right up agains the speaker. It's a heavy metal group. Metalla-something.

    Kramer: -ca.

    Driver: Huh?

    George: What?

    Jerry: ca.

    George: ah.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Jerry: Oh just pull over right there by the stop sign.

    Driver (The same driver as before): Pardon me sir?

    Jerry: I said pull over by the stop sign.

    Driver: I'm so sorry, you'll have to forgive me. I can't hear a damn thing. I went to that rock concert last night at the garden. My seats were right up agains the speaker. It's a heavy metal group. Metalla-something.

    Kramer: -ca.

    Driver: Huh?

    George: What?

    Jerry: ca.

    George: ah.
    :lol: I love this part. Always cracks me up. :lol::lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I want you to have this job. Of course...
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

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