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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    norm wrote:
    i woke up in the Hudson River in a SACK!!!


    the way Kramer says sack kills me :lol::lol:
    :lol::lol: Me too. So funny.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    where i come from we don't say what. it's proper to say pardon.


    MA Noor


    Elaine: DID HE CRUMBLE ANY CRACKERS IN IT?
  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    George: IT'S ALL PIPES!

    Elaine: But different pipes go to different places!

    :lol:
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    iamica wrote:
    George: IT'S ALL PIPES!

    Elaine: But different pipes go to different places!

    :lol:
    Enough with the pee-pipe talk!
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I wonder what George thinks about this...

    http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/40088
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    Newch91 wrote:
    I wonder what George thinks about this...

    http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/40088

    "I can't spare a square"
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I was watching "The Abstinence" recently and noticed something. When Kramer exits Monk's after being told to take his smoking outside, a fellow smoker outside of the building is Kyle Gass.
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  • GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    GEORGE: The truth. you want the truth? It is your earrings It is the chopsticks but it's so much

    more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name You call my doorman, Sammy,

    "Samuel" but you didn't even say "Samuel" You went "Sam - U- EL" Papie-eh Mach-eh What is

    Papie-ay Mach-ay?
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
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    2010: 5/17
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    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    GivenToJam88 wrote:
    GEORGE: The truth. you want the truth? It is your earrings It is the chopsticks but it's so much

    more. You're pretentious. You call everyone by their full name You call my doorman, Sammy,

    "Samuel" but you didn't even say "Samuel" You went "Sam - U- EL" Papie-eh Mach-eh What is

    Papie-ay Mach-ay?
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    anybody else follow seinfeld on twitter?

    coors anyone

    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    81 wrote:
    anybody else follow seinfeld on twitter?

    coors anyone

    :lol:
    :lol::lol: I do. I saw that this weekend and couldn't stop laughing. I already loved Coors and could go for one now.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    Boss: I'm sorry, but we have to let you go.

    Kramer: I don't even really work here.

    Boss: That's what makes this so hard.

    Gets me every time. :lol:
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    iamica wrote:
    Boss: I'm sorry, but we have to let you go.

    Kramer: I don't even really work here.

    Boss: That's what makes this so hard.

    Gets me every time. :lol:
    :lol::lol: Me too! I love the way Kramer says that. :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    edited June 2012
    GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!!!!
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Tub is love.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    I just hope you have...um.......a little more self control.

    you don't have to worry about me........I won a contest.
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    "you're so good lookin' "
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Heisenberg wrote:
    "you're so good lookin' "


    :lol::lol: My "work wife" and I actually do this..we have successfully scared the people that sit around us at work.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Trailer for Jerry's new web series. I'll be watching, of course...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pe7J-8q ... r_embedded
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    It's chocolate.

    It's peppermint.

    It's DELICIOUS!
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    "boutros boutros ghali"
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Sal Bass
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    that's why i'm different. i can sense the slightest human suffering.
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    are ya sensing anything right about now?
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Hugh Freaking DillonHugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    Elaine Benes: I was sittin' there, making Cup-a-Soup, singing that song from The Lion King.
    Jerry Seinfeld: "Hakuna Matata"?
    Elaine Benes: [ashamedly] I thought I was alone.
    Jerry Seinfeld: That doesn't make it right.
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Kramer: You know, I've faked it before.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    Kramer: You know, I've faked it before.

    Well ya know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Elaine: There's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Kramer! You cannot abandon someone in the middle of an airport pick-up. It's a binding social contract.

    We.... must move forward.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Longer promo for Jerry's new web series.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=526iGwVd ... e=youtu.be
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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