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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "How 'bout six? You got a problem with six?"
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    Newch91 wrote:
    George...it's not you, it's me.

    George: You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me". Nobody tells me it's them not me, if it's anybody it's me.

    Gwen: All right, George, it's you.

    George: You're *damn* right it's me.

    Gwen: I was just trying to...

    George: I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me.

    Gwen: I'm sure you do it very well.

    George: Yes well unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out.
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    It's like a sauna in here.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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    LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Newch91 wrote:
    It's like a sauna in here.
    Salmon Rushdie :lol:
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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    Oh shit!! the Del Boca Vista episode is on!!!

    "Were gonna be in the pool, all over the shuffleboard court.." :lol::lol:
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
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    conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    Caveeze wrote:
    Oh shit!! the Del Boca Vista episode is on!!!

    "Were gonna be in the pool, all over the shuffleboard court.." :lol::lol:
    i'm watching it too :lol:
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,146
    moving there for spite :lol:
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    It's like a sauna in here.
    Salmon Rushdie :lol:
    :lol: Sal Bass! He changed from one fish to another.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    norm wrote:
    moving there for spite :lol:
    :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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    GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    GivenToJam88 wrote:
    You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts
    I hear that's how she died.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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    CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I missed out on the make-up sex
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
    Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
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    Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,191
    " ...I think it moved... "
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Green Circle wrote:
    " ...I think it moved... "
    Are you sure it wasn't a shift?
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Does she have a pinkish hue? You know, a rosey glow?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Newch91 wrote:
    I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Does she have a pinkish hue? You know, a rosey glow?

    Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    GivenToJam88 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Does she have a pinkish hue? You know, a rosey glow?

    Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.

    Perfect that he says that as he is scratching his bald spot and then fixing it back. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    normnorm I'm always home. I'm uncool. Posts: 31,146
    you know, WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!!!
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

    Hungry?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

    Hungry?

    One of my favorite dialogues from the whole series is in this episode...

    George: So eh, what do you say?

    Tara: I guess we could use some food in our lovemaking.

    George: Ok, we got your...got your strawberries, your chocolate sauce, your pastrami on rye with mustard, your honey...

    Tara: Wait wait wait, pastrami on rye with mustard?

    George: Oh yeah yeah, don't you know they used pastrami in that movie 9 weeks? Remember the pastrami scene?

    Tara: No.

    George: Well, maybe it was Ghostbusters? Where ever it was, it worked!

    [George takes a big bite and charges on to Tara.]


    The way that George says, Well maybe it was Ghostbusters is priceless!
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    GivenToJam88 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

    Hungry?

    One of my favorite dialogues from the whole series is in this episode...

    George: So eh, what do you say?

    Tara: I guess we could use some food in our lovemaking.

    George: Ok, we got your...got your strawberries, your chocolate sauce, your pastrami on rye with mustard, your honey...

    Tara: Wait wait wait, pastrami on rye with mustard?

    George: Oh yeah yeah, don't you know they used pastrami in that movie 9 weeks? Remember the pastrami scene?

    Tara: No.

    George: Well, maybe it was Ghostbusters? Where ever it was, it worked!

    [George takes a big bite and charges on to Tara.]


    The way that George says, Well maybe it was Ghostbusters is priceless!

    No actor could've played George Costanza better than Jason Alexander. Nobody, I say.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    GivenToJam88GivenToJam88 NJ Posts: 1,187
    dcfaithful wrote:
    GivenToJam88 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

    Hungry?

    One of my favorite dialogues from the whole series is in this episode...

    George: So eh, what do you say?

    Tara: I guess we could use some food in our lovemaking.

    George: Ok, we got your...got your strawberries, your chocolate sauce, your pastrami on rye with mustard, your honey...

    Tara: Wait wait wait, pastrami on rye with mustard?

    George: Oh yeah yeah, don't you know they used pastrami in that movie 9 weeks? Remember the pastrami scene?

    Tara: No.

    George: Well, maybe it was Ghostbusters? Where ever it was, it worked!

    [George takes a big bite and charges on to Tara.]


    The way that George says, Well maybe it was Ghostbusters is priceless!

    No actor could've played George Costanza better than Jason Alexander. Nobody, I say.

    Not even Larry David as we learned from Curb Your Enthusiasm
    2006: 5/28
    2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
    2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
    2010: 5/17
    2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
    2012: 9/2
    2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
    2014: 10/19
    2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
    2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Please...show some respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
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    afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    What do you got in there?
    Crackers.
    :lol::lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKs6y9_d ... re=related
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
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    dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Kramer: Cigarette?

    Barry: No, I never touch them.

    Kramer: I suck'em down like Coca-Cola. Well, here's to feeling good all the time.

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    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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    Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    What delay industries?
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    Newch91 wrote:
    What delay industries?

    "and you wanna be my latex salesman?"
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