ESTELLE: (screaming) Oh my God! (she enters holding a small packet) This was in
our bed.
FRANK: (taking the packet) What is this? (accusingly to George) A prophylactic
wrapper?!
ESTELLE: What is this doing on my bed?!
GEORGE: I don't know, uh...
JERRY: I'll see you later. (he leaves with unseemly haste)
FRANK: You were having sex on our bed?!
GEORGE: Yes!
ESTELLE: Who told you you could have sex in our bed?
GEORGE: (pleading) Well, my bed is too small.
FRANK: Your bed is too small? I'm gone two weeks and you turn our house into,
into Bourbon Street!
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Jerry: It was a 'thank you' card from Kristin because I'm doing the PBS drive.
I mean, how long am I supposed to keep it?
George: The rule is a minimum of two days.
Jerry: You making that up or do you know what you're talking about?
George: I'm making it up.
Jerry: I mean really, what's the point of saving it? I could see if I had a
mantel.
George: Oh, well, a mantel's a whole different story.
Jerry: Absolutely.
George: If my parents had a mantel, I might be a completely different person.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs."
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"2:00?? That's my whole afternoon! I was gonna go look for shoes!"
I have used this complaint before, just changing the time and replacing "look for shoes" with something else.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Kramer: "Hey Jerry, look what I got!" (and then he does that indian war cry) lol
I love that part, too.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
I had a quick thought this morning about the episode where Frank and Kramer cook for a large amount of people, and Frank has flashbacks to when he over peppered (?) the food while being the cook for his unit in Korea, and playing in the background is the music from Platoon.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I had a quick thought this morning about the episode where Frank and Kramer cook for a large amount of people, and Frank has flashbacks to when he over peppered (?) the food while being the cook for his unit in Korea, and playing in the background is the music from Platoon.
Frank: Inchon, Korea, 1950. I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw, slinging
hash for the Fighting 103rd. As we marched north, our supply lines were getting
thin. One day a couple of GIs found a crate, inside were six hundred pounds of
prime Texas steer. At least it once was prime. The Use date was three weeks
past, but I was arrogant, I was brash, I thought if I used just the right
spices, cooked it long enough...
Kramer: What happened?
Frank: I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around
me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men
to the latrines that night. They were just boys.
Kramer: Frank, you were a boy too. And it was war. It was a crazy time for
everyone.
Frank: Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well
he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to
sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home!
Kramer: Frank, now listen to me. Two hundred Jewish singles need you. This is
your chance to make it all right again.
Frank: No. No, I'll never cook again! Never! Now get out of my house!! Get
out. Go.
Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets
too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'
George: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets
too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'
George: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.
We actually have "Serenity Now" written on our dry erase board at work that we use for planning out our experiments...it seems to help when things get hectic
Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets
too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'
George: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.
We actually have "Serenity Now" written on our dry erase board at work that we use for planning out our experiments...it seems to help when things get hectic
I believe it.
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Saw the finale yesterday, been a long time since I seen that epsiode, Awesome to see many of the characters again in one show, classic
2005 - London
2009 - Toronto
2010 - Buffalo
2011 - Toronto 1&2
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1 2018 - Fenway 1&2 2022 - Hamilton, Toronto 2023 - Chicago 1&2
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,444
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything, I'd have to dress different, I'd have to act different. I'd have to GROW A MUSTACHE and get all sorts of robes and lotions. I'd need a new bedspread, new curtains, I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. Of course I'd have to get new friends, I'd have to get orgy friends...no I'm not ready for it."
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything, I'd have to dress different, I'd have to act different. I'd have to GROW A MUSTACHE and get all sorts of robes and lotions. I'd need a new bedspread, new curtains, I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. Of course I'd have to get new friends, I'd have to get orgy friends...no I'm not ready for it."
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything, I'd have to dress different, I'd have to act different. I'd have to GROW A MUSTACHE and get all sorts of robes and lotions. I'd need a new bedspread, new curtains, I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. Of course I'd have to get new friends, I'd have to get orgy friends...no I'm not ready for it."
7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything, I'd have to dress different, I'd have to act different. I'd have to GROW A MUSTACHE and get all sorts of robes and lotions. I'd need a new bedspread, new curtains, I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. Of course I'd have to get new friends, I'd have to get orgy friends...no I'm not ready for it."
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything, I'd have to dress different, I'd have to act different. I'd have to GROW A MUSTACHE and get all sorts of robes and lotions. I'd need a new bedspread, new curtains, I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. Of course I'd have to get new friends, I'd have to get orgy friends...no I'm not ready for it."
that is easily one of my favourite Sein scenes of all time. "weirdo lighting".
Gimli 1993
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
if Relationship George is allowed to walk through that door, he will KILL Independent George. A George divided against itself, CANNOT stand.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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our bed.
FRANK: (taking the packet) What is this? (accusingly to George) A prophylactic
wrapper?!
ESTELLE: What is this doing on my bed?!
GEORGE: I don't know, uh...
JERRY: I'll see you later. (he leaves with unseemly haste)
FRANK: You were having sex on our bed?!
GEORGE: Yes!
ESTELLE: Who told you you could have sex in our bed?
GEORGE: (pleading) Well, my bed is too small.
FRANK: Your bed is too small? I'm gone two weeks and you turn our house into,
into Bourbon Street!
2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
2010: 5/17
2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
2012: 9/2
2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
2014: 10/19
2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
I mean, how long am I supposed to keep it?
George: The rule is a minimum of two days.
Jerry: You making that up or do you know what you're talking about?
George: I'm making it up.
Jerry: I mean really, what's the point of saving it? I could see if I had a
mantel.
George: Oh, well, a mantel's a whole different story.
Jerry: Absolutely.
George: If my parents had a mantel, I might be a completely different person.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
http://seinfeld-episodes.blogspot.com/2 ... ement.html
"I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs."
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
I have used this complaint before, just changing the time and replacing "look for shoes" with something else.
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Kramer: "Hey Jerry, look what I got!" (and then he does that indian war cry) lol
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
Frank: Inchon, Korea, 1950. I was the best cook Uncle Sam ever saw, slinging
hash for the Fighting 103rd. As we marched north, our supply lines were getting
thin. One day a couple of GIs found a crate, inside were six hundred pounds of
prime Texas steer. At least it once was prime. The Use date was three weeks
past, but I was arrogant, I was brash, I thought if I used just the right
spices, cooked it long enough...
Kramer: What happened?
Frank: I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around
me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men
to the latrines that night. They were just boys.
Kramer: Frank, you were a boy too. And it was war. It was a crazy time for
everyone.
Frank: Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well
he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to
sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home!
Kramer: Frank, now listen to me. Two hundred Jewish singles need you. This is
your chance to make it all right again.
Frank: No. No, I'll never cook again! Never! Now get out of my house!! Get
out. Go.
2008: 6/19, 6/24, 6/25
2009: 6/14 (EV), 10/27, 10/28
2010: 5/17
2011: 6/21 (EV), 6/22 (EV), 9/11, 9/12
2012: 9/2
2013: 10/15, 10/16, 10/19, 10/21, 10/22, 10/27, 11/23, 11/24
2014: 10/19
2016: 5/1, 5/2, 5/8
2018: 8/20, 9/2, 9/4
Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets
too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'
George: Are you supposed to yell it?
Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
We actually have "Serenity Now" written on our dry erase board at work that we use for planning out our experiments...it seems to help when things get hectic
I believe it.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
2009 - Toronto
2010 - Buffalo
2011 - Toronto 1&2
2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
2014 - Cincinnati, St. Louis, Detroit
2016 - Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Ottawa, Toronto 1
2018 - Fenway 1&2
2022 - Hamilton, Toronto
2023 - Chicago 1&2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkY4fXdkzXg
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything, I'd have to dress different, I'd have to act different. I'd have to GROW A MUSTACHE and get all sorts of robes and lotions. I'd need a new bedspread, new curtains, I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. Of course I'd have to get new friends, I'd have to get orgy friends...no I'm not ready for it."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZm_lijcOBg
The way George says "damnit!" kills me everytime.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbCp76MB ... re=related
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
that is easily one of my favourite Sein scenes of all time. "weirdo lighting".
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful