Seinfeld "Sufferings"

Dru_Cortez

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

If relationship George walks through this door, he will KILL independant George!

Independent George is the George you know-
THAT'S the George you grew up with.
Movie George, coffee shop George,
bawdy George...

- I love that George!

Me too, + he's dying Jerry!

Great scene.
Cheers.

Newch91

In the boss' office.

Boss: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

George: Who said that?

Boss: She did.

George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.

Boss: You're fired.

George: Well you didn't have to say it like that.

Boss: I want you out of here by the end of the day.

George: What about the whole Christmas spirit thing? Any flexability there?

Boss: Nah. Wait, wait, she wanted me to give you this.

He tosses the sweater and it lands right on top of George's face. George walks out of the office "wearing" it.

peacegirl

Newch91 wrote:

George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.

I love the way George says this

Newch91

peacegirl wrote:

Newch91 wrote:

George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.

I love the way George says this

Me too. I just love, "I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing"...that line cracks me up.

The Waiting Trophy Man

Dru_Cortez wrote:

The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:

If relationship George walks through this door, he will KILL independant George!

Independent George is the George you know-
THAT'S the George you grew up with.
Movie George, coffee shop George,
bawdy George...

- I love that George!

Me too, + he's dying Jerry!

Great scene.
Cheers.

Lol.., It doesn't get much better than that. Classic, classic.

Mamasan23

Elaine calls Puddy on the phone after meeting The Wiz: "Puddy we're through".

Puddy: Again?

Eliane: Yeah, that's right!

dcfaithful

Mamasan23 wrote:

Elaine calls Puddy on the phone after meeting The Wiz: "Puddy we're through".

Puddy: Again?

Eliane: Yeah, that's right!

Same episode, funny shit:

(Scene: At Elaine’s apartment)

Puddy: So the gloves were right by the phone. That is pretty funny.

Elaine: See, this is what Jerry’s doesn’t understand. We can see each other. We can see each other every day, but it doesn’t mean we are back together.

Puddy: I mean I love just seeing you and having sex.

Elaine: Yeah.

Puddy: Not having to do all that…you know…work.

Elaine: Well, either way…

Puddy: All that calling you, and buying you stuff…

Elaine: David…

Puddy: Caring about how everyone at work isn’t as smart as you. It’s brutal. (THIS kills me! )

Elaine: Alright that’s it! We’re back together!

Puddy: Oh, no.

Elaine: Oh, yeah.

Puddy: Look Elaine, be reasonable.

(Elaine kisses Puddy)

Elaine: Get those clothes off. You’re going to spend the night and we’re going to cuddle.

Puddy: What?

Elaine: You heard me. Strip!

Mamasan23

HAHHAAH nice! Anything with Elaine and Puddy is just GOLD!

In airplane: (not exact, but close enough!)

Elaine: Don't you have a book to read?

Puddy: Nope

Elaine: Well aren't you going to do something during the flight?

Puddy: Nope

Elaine: You mean you're just going to stare at the back of that seat for the whole flight?

Puddy: Yeah that's right.

Elaine: That's it!! We're done!

LloydXmas

Tue 8 ball jacket and the Viking jacket are gold.

twisted thoughts

Elaine (to passenger): You know my last boyfriend, he had a real kroner

comprehension problem. No what I mean? A real cement head.

Puddy and the woman across the aisle share a laugh.

Woman: David, you are so funny.

Puddy: Yeah, I know.

Elaine (grabbing Puddy): What are you doing?

Puddy: It's a long flight, Elaine. I had to get on with my life.

Elaine: By making time with some floozy across the aisle?

Puddy: Yeah, that's right. Well, what's going on over there with you and, uh,

vegetable lasagna?

Elaine: This guy? He's an idiot. he doesn't mean anything to me.

Passenger (heretofore known as vegetable lasagna): I can here you.

Puddy: Well, she doesn't mean anything to me either. If it were up to me, we'd

still be together.

Elaine: Well maybe I feel the same way.

Puddy: Ok.

Elaine: Ok, so now what?

Puddy: Let's make out.

dcfaithful

twisted thoughts wrote:

Elaine (to passenger): You know my last boyfriend, he had a real kroner

comprehension problem. No what I mean? A real cement head.

Puddy and the woman across the aisle share a laugh.

Woman: David, you are so funny.

Puddy: Yeah, I know.

Elaine (grabbing Puddy): What are you doing?

Puddy: It's a long flight, Elaine. I had to get on with my life.

Elaine: By making time with some floozy across the aisle?

Puddy: Yeah, that's right. Well, what's going on over there with you and, uh,

vegetable lasagna?

Elaine: This guy? He's an idiot. he doesn't mean anything to me.

Passenger (heretofore known as vegetable lasagna): I can here you.

Puddy: Well, she doesn't mean anything to me either. If it were up to me, we'd

still be together.

Elaine: Well maybe I feel the same way.

Puddy: Ok.

Elaine: Ok, so now what?

Puddy: Let's make out.

Yeah, that's right.

Lizard

Saw him walking around Universal before PJ's Gibson amphitheatre concert in 2006. I could not remember his real name at that moment so I said Hey Puddy. He said hi.
he should have said That's right.

dcfaithful

Lizard wrote:

Saw him walking around Universal before PJ's Gibson amphitheatre concert in 2006. I could not remember his real name at that moment so I said Hey Puddy. He said hi.
he should have said That's right.

I know his first name is Patrick, that's all I know.

twisted thoughts

dcfaithful wrote:

Lizard wrote:

Saw him walking around Universal before PJ's Gibson amphitheatre concert in 2006. I could not remember his real name at that moment so I said Hey Puddy. He said hi.
he should have said That's right.

I know his first name is Patrick, that's all I know.

Warburton
But he's really Puddy..

dcfaithful

twisted thoughts wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

Lizard wrote:

Saw him walking around Universal before PJ's Gibson amphitheatre concert in 2006. I could not remember his real name at that moment so I said Hey Puddy. He said hi.
he should have said That's right.

I know his first name is Patrick, that's all I know.

Warburton
But he's really Puddy..

It seems that Seinfeld has the knack for getting actors to never fully escape from their Seinfeld characters.

Warburton with Puddy
Alexander with Costanza
Richards with Kramer (we all know how that went...)

LloydXmas

Rules of engagement is pretty funny. He pretty much still plays the Puddy Role.

dcfaithful

BabaBooey1979 wrote:

Rules of engagement is pretty funny. He pretty much still plays the Puddy Role.

My mom said the same thing and showed me an episode. I got some good laughs out of it.

Spade is still a tool though.

LloydXmas

It's a very difficult move!

dcfaithful

BabaBooey1979 wrote:

It's a very difficult move!

If you can master this move you'll never be single again.

dcfaithful

In the bedroom, do you feel the same way you do after the risotto?

No. I feel full after the risotto.