Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    Ahhhh great soak, man. The soak of the year!
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    Ahhhh great soak, man. The soak of the year!

    awww....look at the little bastard!
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    The Juggler wrote:
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    Ahhhh great soak, man. The soak of the year!

    awww....look at the little bastard!

    You are mommy's little bastard aren't ya??
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    George: What kind of hair?

    Jerry: You know, long dark hair.

    George: Flowing?

    Jerry: Flowing?

    George: Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me.

    Jerry: 'Thick lustrous hair is very important to me,' is that what you said?

    George: Yeah, that's right.

    Jerry: Just clarifying.

    George: Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?

    Jerry: Do you want to be able to get it out or do you want to not be able to get it out?

    George: I'd like to be able to get it out.

    Jerry: I think you'll get it out.

    George: What about the skin? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.

    Jerry: She's got a fine cheek.

    George: Is there a pinkish hue?

    Jerry: A pinkish hue?

    George: Yes, a rosy glow.

    Jerry: There's a hue. She's got great eyebrows, women kill to have her eyebrows.

    George: Who cares about eyebrows? Is she sweet? I like sweet. But not too sweet, you could throw up from that.

    Jerry: I don't think you'll throw up. *She* likes to throw up.
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
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    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    Listen to the bell, Grossbard. It tolls for thee.
    Great line, great episode. It gave me one of my favorite jingles to annoy my wife with:

    I'd like to stop at the duty-free shop.
    I'd like to stop at the duty-free shop.
    I'D LIKE TO STOP AT THE DUTY-FREE SHOP.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    Listen to the bell, Grossbard. It tolls for thee.
    Great line, great episode. It gave me one of my favorite jingles to annoy my wife with:

    I'd like to stop at the duty-free shop.
    I'd like to stop at the duty-free shop.
    I'D LIKE TO STOP AT THE DUTY-FREE SHOP.

    My wife and I actually sing that one together!
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  • Hugh Freaking Dillon
    Hugh Freaking Dillon Posts: 14,010
    I'm reborn! I'm like a phoenix.....rising.....over Arizona!
    Gimli 1993
    Fargo 2003
    Winnipeg 2005
    Winnipeg 2011
    St. Paul 2014
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    -My father was a cook in the Korean War. Something...happened. Ever since then, ya can't get him near a kitchen.

    -Shell-shocked?

    -Oh yeah.....but that has nothing to do with it.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    I've posted this one before..now I've found someone who is just as bad as me...so now we're building a huge bookcase to house all our "trophies" :D


    "What's the obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies" :lol::lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K9K7gUyMWc
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    Wilhelm? My name...is Tanya.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Carl Fargman
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    Wilhelm? My name...is Tanya.

    :lol::lol:

    GEORGE: Him you brainwashed! What's he got that I don't have?!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    What kind of name is Todd Gack, anyway?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    "Was that wrong?" as George Costanza asked his boss after a desktop rendezvous with the cleaning woman. "Should I have not done that? If I had known that sort of thing was frowned upon ..."
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    "Was that wrong?" as George Costanza asked his boss after a desktop rendezvous with the cleaning woman. "Should I have not done that? If I had known that sort of thing was frowned upon ..."

    Jerry: You had sex with the cleaning woman on your desk? Who are you, how did you do that?

    George: Hennigans. I was there sitting in the office and the cleaning woman comes in. I've always been attracted to cleaning women. Cleaning women, chambermaids.

    Jerry: Yeah chambermaids, I'm attracted to them too.

    George: Why is that?

    Jerry: It's a woman in your room. So go ahead.

    George: So she starts vaccuming, back and forth, back and forth, her hips swivelling, her breasts, uh... (trying to think of a word)

    Jerry: Convulsing?

    George: Convulsing?

    Jerry: I don't know, I'm trying to help you.

    George: Then I asked her if she wanted a drink.

    Jerry: You don't drink.

    George: I know but I couldn't think of anything else to say to her.

    Jerry: So you started drinking.

    George: So we started drinking, and I'll tell you I don't know if it was the alcohol or the ammonia, but the next think I knew she was mopping the floor with me.

    Jerry: So how was it?

    George: Well the sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigan's.

    Jerry: Good thing the cleaning lady was there.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
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  • norm
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
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    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful

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