Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Hobbes said:

    "The Contest" is on right now....

    Classic. :))

    "Here. Have a Tic-Tac." Him saying that and throwing it on her bed kills me every time. :)) :))
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "Get the hell out of here! I'm sorry you came!"
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    he took...


    ...it out
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    hahaha---

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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    The Juggler said:

    he took...


    ...it out

    Well, maybe it needed some air.
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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Yessiree Bob
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,240
    someone please refresh my memory as to the gist of this one:

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    thanks in advance.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,655
    edited January 2015
    Lol. Susan has a friend who is the wig master for Joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat, so Kramer borrowed the spare dream coat, he just found the hat on the sidewalk, but can't quite remember where the cane came from. Anyway, he finally gets arrested for being an abusive pimp because kramer discovers a hooker in his car while he's wearing the outfit, and the police arrive during the altercation. The parking lot attendant was renting out the cars to prostitutes, you see. Lol.
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  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Say vandalay!!

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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Elaine, could you just not talk for one minute?

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    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    PJ_Soul wrote: »
    Lol. Susan has a friend who is the wig master for Joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat, so Kramer borrowed the spare dream coat, he just found the hat on the sidewalk, but can't quite remember where the cane came from. Anyway, he finally gets arrested for being an abusive pimp because kramer discovers a hooker in his car while he's wearing the outfit, and the police arrive during the altercation. The parking lot attendant was renting out the cars to prostitutes, you see. Lol.

    The cane is a Squire's walking stick Elaine had to write about for the J. Peterman catalogue. She gave it to Kramer when he took interest in it. :-B
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    TIPPY-TOE! TIPPY-TOE! TIPPY-TOE!
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    It moved
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,240
    I just watched a bunch after not watching for a long time....

    no sex....George gets smarter, Elaine gets dumber.

    Kramer takes dog medicine for his cough.

    George "dates" an inmate.

    Jerry gets bumped from career day.

    Kramer has a smoking lounge in his apt.....and later hires Jackie Chiles.

    George fights for an apt with an Angela Doria survivor.

    I can't remember the rest, but...... :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
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    Vancouver 11
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    So I told him, "You better step off...."
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    "You're hung up on some clown from the SIXTIES, man!"
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    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,991
    "You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy.......


    Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window."
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    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Ledbetterman10 said:

    TIPPY-TOE! TIPPY-TOE! TIPPY-TOE!

    One of my favorite episodes (and sometimes, when it fits, I yell out tippy-toe to my husband).

    So Riot Games opened a location next to my husband's work this past week. First day, there was a security guard in place (not sure why but whatever), standing in place or pacing around.

    Second day, he had a chair.

    Third day, had another chair upon which to rest his feet.

    Not sure if he was sleeping by then =)
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Ledbetterman10 said:

    "You're hung up on some clown from the SIXTIES, man!"
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,590
    Ledbetterman10 said:

    "You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the worlds energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy.......


    Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window."

    this is one of the funniest quotes ever



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