"If I Hadn't Found Jesus..." From the Onion

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  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    haffajappa wrote:
    Personally I think the world was created by giant lime green giraffes
    ...just waiting for that theory to be validated...

    People like you are causing the downfall of the modern society, it wasn't a giant lime green giraffe, it was a giant lime green LEMUR!!!
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    The brain?

    The brain is an awesome and powerful tool, but remember the brain can be fooled, the scientific method was created to avoid that, optical illusions, magic tricks, false believes getting in the way etc.
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • matabelematabele Posts: 277
    I'm not trying to be funny but when I feel love, sadness, apprehension and such things it feels like they come from an area near the heart, deep in the chest.
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    arq wrote:
    haffajappa wrote:
    Personally I think the world was created by giant lime green giraffes
    ...just waiting for that theory to be validated...

    People like you are causing the downfall of the modern society, it wasn't a giant lime green giraffe, it was a giant lime green LEMUR!!!
    Well I have the solution to this.
    I will immediately launch a crusade and tear down every belief you and your followers may have so that you conform!
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    haffajappa wrote:
    I will immediately launch a crusade and tear down every belief you and your followers may have so that you conform!
    You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.

    Richard Jeni

    :lol:
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • haffajappahaffajappa British Columbia Posts: 5,955
    arq wrote:
    haffajappa wrote:
    I will immediately launch a crusade and tear down every belief you and your followers may have so that you conform!
    You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.

    Richard Jeni

    :lol:
    ahh best quote evar.
    and clearly i still have the best imaginary friend.
    live pearl jam is best pearl jam
  • arqarq Posts: 8,049
    haffajappa wrote:
    ahh best quote evar.
    and clearly i still have the best imaginary friend.

    Imaginary-Friend_2816-l.jpg
    "The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it"
    Neil deGrasse Tyson

    Why not (V) (°,,,,°) (V) ?
  • markin ballmarkin ball Posts: 1,075
    arq wrote:
    The brain?

    The brain is an awesome and powerful tool, but remember the brain can be fooled, the scientific method was created to avoid that, optical illusions, magic tricks, false believes getting in the way etc.

    I agree however I was referring to the other quote with the organ removal reference.
    "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win ."

    "With our thoughts we make the world"
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