Alright, I'll let the eyebrow out of the bag.......you see that unibrow dolphin hot plate chick? She BUYS our brow hairs. (sobs) There, I said it. Coonhound, do your stuff.
Awwww, you weren't supposed to say anything to him...
Oh well. The brow's out of the bag. At least there's no hair in there, however. THAT''S not MY bag. Wait. It think there was mascara applied.....
Oh well. The brow's out of the bag. At least there's no ball or pit hair in there, however. THAT''S not MY bag. Wait. It think there was mascara applied.....
Oh well. The brow's out of the bag. At least there's no ball or pit hair in there, however. THAT''S not MY bag. Wait. It think there was mascara applied.....
mascara balls?
what?
Yes, Chadwick, we have big plans for you should you ever visit the East Coast. Mascara Balls is just one little part of the festivities.
Oh well. The brow's out of the bag. At least there's no ball or pit hair in there, however. THAT''S not MY bag. Wait. It think there was mascara applied.....
mascara balls?
what?
Yes, Chadwick, we have big plans for you should you ever visit the East Coast. Mascara Balls is just one little part of the festivities.
Yes, Chadwick, we have big plans for you should you ever visit the East Coast. Mascara Balls is just one little part of the festivities.
um, no it isn't.
Repeat that as you're dropping off to sleep tonight. "Um, no it isn't. No it isn't. NO IT ISN'T." Eyes wide open, clutching the sheet in your hands and pulling it up around your chin.
"No it isn't!"
:twisted:
Repeat that as you're dropping off to sleep tonight. "Um, no it isn't. No it isn't. NO IT ISN'T." Eyes wide open, clutching the sheet in your hands and pulling it up around your chin.
"No it isn't!"
:twisted:
everyone here is a gifted comedian.
pearl jam has the funniest fans ever in the world
Repeat that as you're dropping off to sleep tonight. "Um, no it isn't. No it isn't. NO IT ISN'T." Eyes wide open, clutching the sheet in your hands and pulling it up around your chin.
"No it isn't!"
:twisted:
everyone here is a gifted comedian.
pearl jam has the funniest fans ever in the world
Oh well. The brow's out of the bag. At least there's no ball or pit hair in there, however. THAT''S not MY bag. Wait. It think there was mascara applied.....
mascara balls?
what?
Yes, Chadwick, we have big plans for you should you ever visit the East Coast. Mascara Balls is just one little part of the festivities.
Awwww, you weren't supposed to say anything to him...
Repeat that as you're dropping off to sleep tonight. "Um, no it isn't. No it isn't. NO IT ISN'T." Eyes wide open, clutching the sheet in your hands and pulling it up around your chin.
"No it isn't!"
:twisted:
everyone here is a gifted comedian.
pearl jam has the funniest fans ever in the world
Well almost everyone :twisted:
It's all right, KO. We all know you're doing the best that you can.
Oh well. The brow's out of the bag. At least there's no ball or pit hair in there, however. THAT''S not MY bag. Wait. It think there was mascara applied.....
I know! Can you believe all the plates with dolphins on them?
franklin mint collectable decorative plates.
nice work wall hangings.
but seriously... stop it
just fucking quit it
See, Chadwick, this is why I didn't want to tell you. I knew you'd be upset...
OMFG I am sitting in the carpark at my sons school (waiting for him to finish for the day)...pissing myself laughing, because the thing that you guys focused on was the freaking dolphin plates!!
People can't see the laptop on my lap, but driving past me they must think I am freakin nuts cos I am by myself laughing my guts out!! You's so funny!!!!
I know! Can you believe all the plates with dolphins on them?
franklin mint collectable decorative plates.
nice work wall hangings.
but seriously... stop it
just fucking quit it
OMFG I am sitting in the carpark at my sons school (waiting for him to finish for the day)...pissing myself laughing, because the thing that you guys focused on was the freaking dolphin plates!!
People can't see the laptop on my lap, but driving past me they must think I am freakin nuts cos I am by myself laughing my guts out!! You's so funny!!!!
I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times - there's nothing sexier than a woman with running mascara. :thumbup:
Ah, waterproof mascara is girl's best friend in the summer.
Only Summer!!??!!! Hell no all year round....suppose we don't really get much of a winter here, and with my day job I am in contact with water all the time so it is a must. But I just refuse to buy it unless it is waterproof.
I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times - there's nothing sexier than a woman with running mascara. :thumbup:
Ah, waterproof mascara is girl's best friend in the summer.
Only Summer!!??!!! Hell no all year round....suppose we don't really get much of a winter here, and with my day job I am in contact with water all the time so it is a must. But I just refuse to buy it unless it is waterproof.
Ah, so I can see how you love it. I usually don't wear it all year round as it's a bitch to take off.
These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
I'll never understand lots of things... and yes mascara is one of them. Also those big ear lobe piercings... never understand them... mind you it took me until i was about 31 to work out how glue didnt turn into glue when it was still in the tube...
and how can 103 x 0 = 0???? if i have a 103 bananas and I multiply it by zero i still have 103 bananas
I'll also never understand algebra.
I'll also never understand any of that PJ Da Kid's posts... him dat talk like dis n dat.
Big Fat MEAN Mr. Zero Eats your bananas. He eats all of dem. No matter how many of dem you have, he eats dem all.
I'll never understand lots of things... and yes mascara is one of them. Also those big ear lobe piercings... never understand them... mind you it took me until i was about 31 to work out how glue didnt turn into glue when it was still in the tube...
and how can 103 x 0 = 0???? if i have a 103 bananas and I multiply it by zero i still have 103 bananas
I'll also never understand algebra.
I'll also never understand any of that PJ Da Kid's posts... him dat talk like dis n dat.
Big Fat MEAN Mr. Zero Eats your bananas. He eats all of dem. No matter how many of dem you have, he eats dem all.
Anyone gonna share how glue in the bottle doesn't turn to glue????
well I don't wear mascara to make my eyelashes look bigger, I just wear it to darken them and make my eyes more noticeable. I really do look better with mascara on just because it's creates definition. That's really what eye make up does.
But you're right that it's a con job, ALL beauty products are con jobs. There's a book called "The Body Project" that claims that it's all an attempt to divert women from doing anything important, but convincing us that we must always be working on the project that is our appearance. I think as a woman you just have to draw the line at some point. You can't possibly do all the things you're "supposed" to do. If I'm putting on make up, I include mascara, but I'm not going to hunt down perfect eyelashes. I have heard that eyelashes can be extremely important to some Asian women to the point that it does impact their self esteem, but that's no different than any other cultural designation of beauty. Who's to say it's more crazy to worry about your eyelashes than to worry if your skin is clear or your legs are shaved or your teeth are white? It's all the same.
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Oh well. The brow's out of the bag. At least there's no hair in there, however. THAT''S not MY bag. Wait. It think there was mascara applied.....
what?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Yes, Chadwick, we have big plans for you should you ever visit the East Coast. Mascara Balls is just one little part of the festivities.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Repeat that as you're dropping off to sleep tonight. "Um, no it isn't. No it isn't. NO IT ISN'T." Eyes wide open, clutching the sheet in your hands and pulling it up around your chin.
"No it isn't!"
:twisted:
pearl jam has the funniest fans ever in the world
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Well almost everyone :twisted:
Awwww, you weren't supposed to say anything to him...
It's all right, KO. We all know you're doing the best that you can.
masacara
It's all right, KO. We all know you're doing the best that you can.
NICE!!!
Because she doesn't look like this....
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0130081morinmug1.html
OMFG I am sitting in the carpark at my sons school (waiting for him to finish for the day)...pissing myself laughing, because the thing that you guys focused on was the freaking dolphin plates!!
People can't see the laptop on my lap, but driving past me they must think I am freakin nuts cos I am by myself laughing my guts out!!
I know, that WAS funny
Ah, waterproof mascara is girl's best friend in the summer.
Only Summer!!??!!! Hell no all year round....suppose we don't really get much of a winter here, and with my day job I am in contact with water all the time so it is a must. But I just refuse to buy it unless it is waterproof.
Ah, so I can see how you love it. I usually don't wear it all year round as it's a bitch to take off.
If you think mascara is scary stuff, get a load of this:
AHHHH! MY EYESSSSS lashes are curly!
Big Fat MEAN Mr. Zero Eats your bananas. He eats all of dem. No matter how many of dem you have, he eats dem all.
Anyone gonna share how glue in the bottle doesn't turn to glue????
So say Dunkman.
Well if Dunk says it...well, then Dunk says it I guess.
But you're right that it's a con job, ALL beauty products are con jobs. There's a book called "The Body Project" that claims that it's all an attempt to divert women from doing anything important, but convincing us that we must always be working on the project that is our appearance. I think as a woman you just have to draw the line at some point. You can't possibly do all the things you're "supposed" to do. If I'm putting on make up, I include mascara, but I'm not going to hunt down perfect eyelashes. I have heard that eyelashes can be extremely important to some Asian women to the point that it does impact their self esteem, but that's no different than any other cultural designation of beauty. Who's to say it's more crazy to worry about your eyelashes than to worry if your skin is clear or your legs are shaved or your teeth are white? It's all the same.