Haha....as hilarious as it would be to drive a forklift door-to-door to try to sell it, no, it was inside sales. I worked for two manufacturers and then for a dealership as well.
There was also a time in my life where I sold air conditioners for yachts and refrigerators for tractor trailers.
Yeah, but did you ever sell ice cubes to eskimos?
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Haha....as hilarious as it would be to drive a forklift door-to-door to try to sell it, no, it was inside sales. I worked for two manufacturers and then for a dealership as well.
There was also a time in my life where I sold air conditioners for yachts and refrigerators for tractor trailers.
Yeah, but did you ever sell ice cubes to eskimos?
I'm not supposed to talk about that period in my resume.....
Haha....as hilarious as it would be to drive a forklift door-to-door to try to sell it, no, it was inside sales. I worked for two manufacturers and then for a dealership as well.
There was also a time in my life where I sold air conditioners for yachts and refrigerators for tractor trailers.
Yeah, but did you ever sell ice cubes to eskimos?
I'm not supposed to talk about that period in my resume.....
Ahhhh, another one with suspicious resume gaps...
Hiring manager: "You certainly seem like a strong candidate, CDP1223. Can you explain this six-month gap between two jobs back in 2009?"
CDP1223: "Yes, I took some time off to recharge myself and explore my own personal motivations. I used my time usefully, and as a result I'm quite handy with a license plate press. Also, if you need someone who can make a shank out of the spine of a book and a toothbrush, I'm you're man."
Hiring manager: "We'll be in touch." (Backs away slowly.)
I'm not supposed to talk about that period in my resume.....
Ahhhh, another one with suspicious resume gaps...
Hiring manager: "You certainly seem like a strong candidate, CDP1223. Can you explain this six-month gap between two jobs back in 2009?"
CDP1223: "Yes, I took some time off to recharge myself and explore my own personal motivations. I used my time usefully, and as a result I'm quite handy with a license plate press. Also, if you need someone who can make a shank out of the spine of a book and a toothbrush, I'm you're man."
Hiring manager: "We'll be in touch." (Backs away slowly.)
I Don't wana sell anything, process anything or buy anything as a future, i don't wana process anything sold bought or processed or buy anything as a future. My dad want's me to join the military, but i don't think that corporation has my best intrest in mind. I've been training in kick boxing, you've heard of kick boxing, sport of the future, i'm pretty good, well i think i'm pretty good, i've never been knocked down, i don't know, i can't figure it all out tonight, so im just gona hang with your daughter.
I Don't wana sell anything, process anything or buy anything as a future, i don't wana process anything sold bought or processed or buy anything as a future. My dad want's me to join the military, but i don't think that corporation has my best intrest in mind. I've been training in kick boxing, you've heard of kick boxing, sport of the future, i'm pretty good, well i think i'm pretty good, i've never been knocked down, i don't know, i can't figure it all out tonight, so im just gona hang with your daughter.
I Don't wana sell anything, process anything or buy anything as a future, i don't wana process anything sold bought or processed or buy anything as a future. My dad want's me to join the military, but i don't think that corporation has my best intrest in mind. I've been training in kick boxing, you've heard of kick boxing, sport of the future, i'm pretty good, well i think i'm pretty good, i've never been knocked down, i don't know, i can't figure it all out tonight, so im just gona hang with your daughter.
Sometimes on the weekends when we're feeling particularly randy, Mr. Unlost Dogs and I pretend to be Dissidentman and Black Diamond playing a little slap-and-tickle.
Sometimes on the weekends when we're feeling particularly randy, Mr. Unlost Dogs and I pretend to be Dissidentman and Black Diamond playing a little slap-and-tickle.
Sometimes on the weekends when we're feeling particularly randy, Mr. Unlost Dogs and I pretend to be Dissidentman and Black Diamond playing a little slap-and-tickle.
Sometimes on the weekends when we're feeling particularly randy, Mr. Unlost Dogs and I pretend to be Dissidentman and Black Diamond playing a little slap-and-tickle.
Funny, we both fight to be Dissidentman... :?
That's funny my wife and I do the same thing and we both want to be Dissidentman as well :?
Are you kidding, Norm? You know the answer to this. The kids all argue about who gets to be Chadwick or Eyedclaar. Inevitably the youngest or least assertive of them end up having to be Koyourass... again.
Are you kidding, Norm? You know the answer to this. The kids all argue about who gets to be Chadwick or Eyedclaar. Inevitably the youngest or least assertive of them end up having to be Koyourass... again.
Are you kidding, Norm? You know the answer to this. The kids all argue about who gets to be Chadwick or Eyedclaar. Inevitably the youngest or least assertive of them end up having to be Koyourass... again.
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Ahhhh, another one with suspicious resume gaps...
Hiring manager: "You certainly seem like a strong candidate, CDP1223. Can you explain this six-month gap between two jobs back in 2009?"
CDP1223: "Yes, I took some time off to recharge myself and explore my own personal motivations. I used my time usefully, and as a result I'm quite handy with a license plate press. Also, if you need someone who can make a shank out of the spine of a book and a toothbrush, I'm you're man."
Hiring manager: "We'll be in touch." (Backs away slowly.)
Your role playing prowess is alarming.
I did notice that. Perhaps the forklift sales gig...seems like that would be predominately male dominated.
Yes... um... okay.
Now, we're back from break...
Sometimes on the weekends when we're feeling particularly randy, Mr. Unlost Dogs and I pretend to be Dissidentman and Black Diamond playing a little slap-and-tickle.
Funny, we both fight to be Dissidentman... :?
Black Diamonds hotter.
But he doesn't have a hat.
Black Diamonds hotter.[/quote]
But he doesn't have a hat.[/quote]
BD looks like my old boss, which made me want to not like him, but he's got a lot of love in him, Not like the SONOVABITCH MURPHY!
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Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
Are you kidding, Norm? You know the answer to this. The kids all argue about who gets to be Chadwick or Eyedclaar. Inevitably the youngest or least assertive of them end up having to be Koyourass... again.
The runt of the litter always gets screwed
Come to Australia, Chad....particularly northern Australia where I am.....venomous snakes galore.
The real Chad, that is.
★ 2009 - Sydney, Brisbane, Auckland, Christchurch ★
★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
the real chad is none other than....cate frances.
discovering something
i know of deepness
it was when death stuck home one fallen and i had fell
holy christ
full throttle in the palm of my hand
so swift a heart wheel
fuck...
i will cry forever because of you
because i am yours
no more
god damn my tears
i hear you
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
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