Are you kidding, Norm? You know the answer to this. The kids all argue about who gets to be Chadwick or Eyedclaar. Inevitably the youngest or least assertive of them end up having to be Koyourass... again.
Come to Australia, Chad....particularly northern Australia where I am.....venomous snakes galore.
The real Chad, that is.
i will
are you saying you can take me to some amazing snake spots?
lizards?
what?
and i have cate and jeanie...
i am all over you people like a rash
i promise
i need a list of reptiles, tree frogs?
in alphabetical order and the Latin whatever it is
hurry...............
Amazing snake "spots"....there are snakes everywhere! I'll just take you into the bush and you better be watching where you walk because good chance you'll stand on one of the bastards. I'm terrified of them. If I'm in the yard gardening I'm constantly on the look out for them. I don't get many where I live now....but my mum and dad's house used to get a lot....most of them are non-venomous pythons like the one in this picture which is from Townsville -- a 2.7 metre snake coming up the toilet -- fuck that!!
“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
I need a list of reptiles, tree frogs?
in alphabetical order and the Latin whatever it is
hurry...............[/quote]
Amazing snake "spots"....there are snakes everywhere! I'll just take you into the bush and you better be watching where you walk because good chance you'll stand on one of the bastards. I'm terrified of them. If I'm in the yard gardening I'm constantly on the look out for them. I don't get many where I live now....but my mum and dad's house used to get a lot....most of them are non-venomous pythons like the one in this picture which is from Townsville -- a 2.7 metre snake coming up the toilet -- fuck that!!
Here's the last snake I encountered....harmless 7ft python....found it stuck in my sister's birdcage about to eat the bird. Mum asked the snake catcher if he would place the snake somewhere nearby and he said no, he’d have to drive it many suburbs away because it would have been sussing out that bird for a long while and now the snake knows it’s still there, it will keep attempting to come back and get it! Have I mentioned how much I fucking hate snakes? I'm sitting in the dark right now since the sun hasn't come up and I just thought I saw something move on the ground and thought "SNAKE!!" :?
Alright toots, listen up, i'll make it short and sweet, Somebody hacked Chadwicks account see, and the Proper Authorities have been alerted, but no answers will be given until page 39, so were all do our best to fill in the gaps with fairly useless shit.
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I've always thought of myself as a Role Model.
are you saying you can take me to some amazing snake spots?
lizards?
what?
and i have cate and jeanie...
i am all over you people like a rash
i promise
i need a list of reptiles, tree frogs?
in alphabetical order and the Latin whatever it is
hurry...............
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
couldn't be better
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Like me and Scoob will check out the Kitchen
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
Amazing snake "spots"....there are snakes everywhere! I'll just take you into the bush and you better be watching where you walk because good chance you'll stand on one of the bastards. I'm terrified of them. If I'm in the yard gardening I'm constantly on the look out for them. I don't get many where I live now....but my mum and dad's house used to get a lot....most of them are non-venomous pythons like the one in this picture which is from Townsville -- a 2.7 metre snake coming up the toilet -- fuck that!!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/102 ... oilet-bowl
As for frogs....I fucking LOVE frogs!!
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★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
Norm, is there something you'd like to share with the group?
within a few years i will be there.
goal #1
on.
can you believe the internet?
become friends with people worldwide and go snake hunting.
i am thrilled so bad.
brown snakes?
what the fuck.
i am trippin balls.
does jeanie & cate have poisonous animals?
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
in alphabetical order and the Latin whatever it is
hurry...............[/quote]
Amazing snake "spots"....there are snakes everywhere! I'll just take you into the bush and you better be watching where you walk because good chance you'll stand on one of the bastards. I'm terrified of them. If I'm in the yard gardening I'm constantly on the look out for them. I don't get many where I live now....but my mum and dad's house used to get a lot....most of them are non-venomous pythons like the one in this picture which is from Townsville -- a 2.7 metre snake coming up the toilet -- fuck that!!
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/102 ... oilet-bowl
As for frogs....I fucking LOVE frogs!![/quote]
Holy Shit. I don't love Outback that much!
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★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
You will know, when you are calm,hmmm , at peace, hmmmm
Yeah, I'm sure Jeanie would....Cate probably wouldn't get many in Sydney but they'd be around.
Brown snakes....scary shit! All the front-fanged venonmous snakes of the Townsville region are listed here
http://www.derm.qld.gov.au/wildlife-eco ... egion.html
I'm not saying I see these snakes all the time....but I don't go bush very often though....
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That's not what I've heard from some of the PJ ladies... :shock: Ooooooooooh!
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Calmer than you.
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this is the first link i've gotten where i will read the entire thing.
nice work.
these snakes make me nervous.
your snakes make me nervous.
i will research your list.
thank you.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Fucking chicks....you just can't trust them to keep their mouths shut! :roll: No wonder I only hang out with guys!
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It's true, we men only rarely defame your character and good name.
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Alright toots, listen up, i'll make it short and sweet, Somebody hacked Chadwicks account see, and the Proper Authorities have been alerted, but no answers will be given until page 39, so were all do our best to fill in the gaps with fairly useless shit.
The fact you just killed a man?
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