imalive: Get a cup of coffee, put your feet up and start reading. No Cliff Notes here. Or, alternatively, you can just skip through all the posts but mine. You know they're the wittiest.
this thread is awash with wits!
...or is it twits? :?
If I had known then what I know now...
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
imalive: Get a cup of coffee, put your feet up and start reading. No Cliff Notes here. Or, alternatively, you can just skip through all the posts but mine. You know they're the wittiest.
this thread is awash with wits!
...or is it twits? :?
imalive: Get a cup of coffee, put your feet up and start reading. No Cliff Notes here. Or, alternatively, you can just skip through all the posts but mine. You know they're the wittiest.
this thread is awash with wits!
...or is it twits? :?
imalive: Get a cup of coffee, put your feet up and start reading. No Cliff Notes here. Or, alternatively, you can just skip through all the posts but mine. You know they're the wittiest.
this thread is awash with wits!
...or is it twits? :?
imalive: Get a cup of coffee, put your feet up and start reading. No Cliff Notes here. Or, alternatively, you can just skip through all the posts but mine. You know they're the wittiest.
this thread is awash with wits!
...or is it twits? :?
at any given time heartshapedbox and pandora will be stopping by to flash us
they said so in the "i dare you" thread.
imalive: Get a cup of coffee, put your feet up and start reading. No Cliff Notes here. Or, alternatively, you can just skip through all the posts but mine. You know they're the wittiest.
this thread is awash with wits!
...or is it twits? :?
at any given time heartshapedbox and pandora will be stopping by to flash us
they said so in the "i dare you" thread.
i'm not going to punch back in, fuck the time clock, my boss aint gona do shit.
He said confidently, just moments before he felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning, he found a uniformed security officer and the director of Human Resources.
"Koyourass, please collect your personal belongings and come with us."
As he was walking down the hall, with his Stone Gossard bobblehead and framed photo of his wife in a cardboard box, he glanced into the manager's office and saw his boss doing a happy dance behind his desk.
i'm not going to punch back in, fuck the time clock, my boss aint gona do shit.
He said confidently, just moments before he felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning, he found a uniformed security officer and the director of Human Resources.
"Koyourass, please collect your personal belongings and come with us."
As he was walking down the hall, with his Stone Gossard bobblehead and framed photo of his wife in a cardboard box, he glanced into the manager's office and saw his boss doing a happy dance behind his desk.
"Take that, fuckah" his boss whispered.
Just curious.... If he did have a picture of his wife in a cardboard box, why would he frame it?
i'm not going to punch back in, fuck the time clock, my boss aint gona do shit.
He said confidently, just moments before he felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning, he found a uniformed security officer and the director of Human Resources.
"Koyourass, please collect your personal belongings and come with us."
As he was walking down the hall, with his Stone Gossard bobblehead and framed photo of his wife in a cardboard box, he glanced into the manager's office and saw his boss doing a happy dance behind his desk.
"Take that, fuckah" his boss whispered.
Just curious.... If he did have a picture of his wife in a cardboard box, why would he frame it?
At your convenience, please come up and receive your pallet jack certification. Thanks
i just got this E-mail from my boss,why would he give me this, how many more walls must i break!!!
I used to sell pallet jacks. True story. And forklifts.
Door to door?
Haha....as hilarious as it would be to drive a forklift door-to-door to try to sell it, no, it was inside sales. I worked for two manufacturers and then for a dealership as well.
There was also a time in my life where I sold air conditioners for yachts and refrigerators for tractor trailers.
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it won't be, thats why you gotta enjoy the ride., the ending sucks.
...or is it twits? :?
Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
VIC 07
EV LA1 08
Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
Columbus 10
EV LA 11
Vancouver 11
Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
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"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Don't blame me.... Blame Darwin?
this better be fake Chad.
they said so in the "i dare you" thread.
i haven't been able to move since yesterday.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
...confirming it's the real Chad...
Word.
That's what that was? I thought it was Canadian bacon.
they could be fake.
but guess what?
we do not care if they are real or fake.
tan lines?
who cares.
pj women are incredible.
i will enjoy them all i want.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
He said confidently, just moments before he felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning, he found a uniformed security officer and the director of Human Resources.
"Koyourass, please collect your personal belongings and come with us."
As he was walking down the hall, with his Stone Gossard bobblehead and framed photo of his wife in a cardboard box, he glanced into the manager's office and saw his boss doing a happy dance behind his desk.
"Take that, fuckah" his boss whispered.
Just curious.... If he did have a picture of his wife in a cardboard box, why would he frame it?
Touche, Mr. D.
Besides my Boss can't fire me, i'm one of his few employees who can complete a sentence.
Ow no i did that about 20 pages ago.
i just got this E-mail from my boss,why would he give me this, how many more walls must i break!!!
Door to door?
See, I wouldn't be putting prison time on your resume...
There was also a time in my life where I sold air conditioners for yachts and refrigerators for tractor trailers.