What Does Everyone Do For A Living?

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  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    chadwick wrote:
    i love lawyer jokes.
    do you have any?
    Why don't rattlesnakes bite lawyers?
    Professional courtesy.

    (worked in a law office for about a year more than 25 years ago . . . . absolute WORST JOB OF MY ENTIRE LIFE)
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    whoprincess wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i love lawyer jokes.
    do you have any?
    Why don't rattlesnakes bite lawyers?
    Professional courtesy.

    (worked in a law office for about a year more than 25 years ago . . . . absolute WORST JOB OF MY ENTIRE LIFE)

    ha
    :mrgreen:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    professional spelunker.
    www.myspace.com
  • Austicman
    Austicman Posts: 1,328
    I wear a couplr of different hats for a window manufacturing company.

    But I've done a few different jobs in my time. Mostly tied into Building and Logistics over about 20years.

    "I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting people, that gives me the best feeling of all
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:


    So am I. Think about it....

    I thought Dissidentman was a professional wrestler!

    On June 29th, he's whatever he wants to be.

    Yesterday I was a Russian Spy Hunter. Didn't see any at the pub, we are all safe.
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I do absolutely nothing....and it's nice! ;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    whoprincess wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i love lawyer jokes.
    do you have any?
    Why don't rattlesnakes bite lawyers?
    Professional courtesy.

    (worked in a law office for about a year more than 25 years ago . . . . absolute WORST JOB OF MY ENTIRE LIFE)


    :lol:
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • mdigenakis
    mdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    I attempt to teach.
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I Google. In addition to being a shepherd philosopher.
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    I am a professional pencil pusher at a dental good manufacturer in Chicago.

    :roll:
  • CJMST3K
    CJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    I'm a sexy russian spy.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I'm a sexy russian spy.


    I thought you were a German Popstar. :lol:

    david_hasselhoff_NIKE.jpg
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    KO282453 wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I'm a sexy russian spy.


    I thought you were a German Popstar. :lol:

    david_hasselhoff_NIKE.jpg
    you both are out of control.
    btw, i just puked a little in my mouth.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    KO282453 wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I'm a sexy russian spy.


    I thought you were a German Popstar. :lol:

    david_hasselhoff_NIKE.jpg


    This is my screen saver. It took me forever to decide if I wanted Hoff on "stretch", "tile" or "center".
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    This is my screen saver. It took me forever to decide if I wanted Hoff on "stretch", "tile" or "center".
    stretch would give him a bulkier crotch, right?
    tile would give you 200 holfs
    center would be dead on target



    outstanding work dissman
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    KO282453 wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I'm a sexy russian spy.


    I thought you were a German Popstar. :lol:

    david_hasselhoff_NIKE.jpg
    KELLY CLARKSON!!!!
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    KO282453 wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I'm a sexy russian spy.


    I thought you were a German Popstar. :lol:

    david_hasselhoff_NIKE.jpg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    KO282453 wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    I'm a sexy russian spy.


    I thought you were a German Popstar. :lol:

    david_hasselhoff_NIKE.jpg
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ

    This clip makes me want to run out to Rent-A-Center and get the Hoff some furniture...
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    This clip makes me want to run out to Rent-A-Center and get the Hoff some furniture...
    ha @ rent a center
    i wonder where's kit?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    This clip makes me want to run out to Rent-A-Center and get the Hoff some furniture...
    ha @ rent a center
    i wonder where's kit?

    Goin' all General Lee on yer ass!


    kitt4_m_m.jpg

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