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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Someone catch you roughing the suspect in the men's room again?

    roughing the suspect? :lol: Actually, I was roughing him up in the women's bathroom again. Bunch of prudes... don't act like you aren't impressed!

    actually, I am impressed.
  • moemoemoemoe Posts: 72
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    moemoe wrote:
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.

    Throw them in a sack and ship them to my acid mine.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.

    Throw them in a sack and ship them to my acid mine.

    Address is:

    Eyedclaar
    3
    Idaho
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Address is:

    Eyedclaar
    3
    Idaho

    this is damn funny.

    Eyedclaar
    3
    Idaho

    :lol:

    fucking brilliant
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • moemoemoemoe Posts: 72
    Dissidentman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.

    Throw them in a sack and ship them to my acid mine.

    Address is:

    Eyedclaar
    3
    Idaho


    I dun get it?
  • pearljgirl2010pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    I'm a Vacation Specialist.

    Really...Liberty Travel doesn't call us Travel Consultants anymore...we are Vacation Specialists :-)
    Need a tour Travel Agent??? Pick me :-)

    Whatever you are, be a good one --Lincoln
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Risk manager at a hospital. But in my mind, I'm a crimefighting superhero. You should see me in my cape and breastplate.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    I'm a philosopher :)
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    moemoe wrote:
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.


    Yeah! I'm in Illinois, where it is ILLEGAL to practice as a CPM. Hoping that legislation changes that this Fall and I will start my schooling!

    For now, I love all the CNM's I get to work along side bringing beautiful babies in the world.

    Eyed, since I give mama's a lot of informational support, I will be sure to tell them about the acid mines. You should set up a website.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    moemoe wrote:
    I dun get it?

    Don't spend a lot of time in Idaho, eh?
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,690
    eyedclaar wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I dun get it?

    Don't spend a lot of time in Idaho, eh?
    Don't worry, I get it.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    LoveOnTwoLegs wrote:

    Eyed, since I give mama's a lot of informational support, I will be sure to tell them about the acid mines. You should set up a website.

    Tell them to think of it as a free, permanent babysitting service...
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  • moemoemoemoe Posts: 72
    LoveOnTwoLegs wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.


    Yeah! I'm in Illinois, where it is ILLEGAL to practice as a CPM. Hoping that legislation changes that this Fall and I will start my schooling!

    For now, I love all the CNM's I get to work along side bringing beautiful babies in the world.

    Eyed, since I give mama's a lot of informational support, I will be sure to tell them about the acid mines. You should set up a website.

    Wow, thats insane! I'm in Australia, and in public hospitals registered midwives care for about 70-80% of birthing women. Some women utilize the private system and employ their own OB, but even then the midwives are doing the majority of the labour and birth care. The doctors sometimes wander in at the last minute to catch the baby, then off they go again.
    It is getting really tricky over here to work as an independant midwife, new legislation is aiming to make homebirth effectively illegal. Australia will then hold the disgraceful honour of being the ONLY country in the world to have outlawed it. Absolutely disgusting in light of the fact that ALL of the research points towards homebirth for low risk women being as safe, if not safer, than hospital birth.

    Here's hoping you are able to start you schooling and be on your way towards midwifery, although as far as I am concerned, doulas are worth their absolute weight in gold! They offer a level of support that we midwives often find difficult to do in a busy birth suite. We are governed by hospital protocols and policies that we must adhere to, in spite of a LOT of it not being evidenced based care. Fortunately for me at this stage, I am working in a level 1 hospital, which is all low risk, and offers the opportunity to practice as closely to my own philosophy about birth as I am gonna get outside of the home based setting.
    All the best to you!
  • moemoemoemoe Posts: 72
    eyedclaar wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I dun get it?

    Don't spend a lot of time in Idaho, eh?


    LOL er nope, never been........
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    moemoe wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I dun get it?

    Don't spend a lot of time in Idaho, eh?


    LOL er nope, never been........


    That's alright, neither has anyone else... thus the use of single digit addresses. :D
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  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    finance manager for marriott hotels.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    meme wrote:
    I'm a philosopher :)


    So am I. Think about it....
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Dissidentman wrote:
    meme wrote:
    I'm a philosopher :)


    So am I. Think about it....

    I thought Dissidentman was a professional wrestler!
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    meme wrote:
    I'm a philosopher :)


    So am I. Think about it....

    I thought Dissidentman was a professional wrestler!

    On June 29th, he's whatever he wants to be.
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  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    chadwick wrote:
    i love lawyer jokes.
    do you have any?
    Why don't rattlesnakes bite lawyers?
    Professional courtesy.

    (worked in a law office for about a year more than 25 years ago . . . . absolute WORST JOB OF MY ENTIRE LIFE)
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    whoprincess wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i love lawyer jokes.
    do you have any?
    Why don't rattlesnakes bite lawyers?
    Professional courtesy.

    (worked in a law office for about a year more than 25 years ago . . . . absolute WORST JOB OF MY ENTIRE LIFE)

    ha
    :mrgreen:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,495
    professional spelunker.
    www.myspace.com
  • AusticmanAusticman Posts: 1,327
    I wear a couplr of different hats for a window manufacturing company.

    But I've done a few different jobs in my time. Mostly tied into Building and Logistics over about 20years.

    "I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting people, that gives me the best feeling of all
    I can't go the library anymore, everyone STINKS!!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:


    So am I. Think about it....

    I thought Dissidentman was a professional wrestler!

    On June 29th, he's whatever he wants to be.

    Yesterday I was a Russian Spy Hunter. Didn't see any at the pub, we are all safe.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    I do absolutely nothing....and it's nice! ;)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    whoprincess wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i love lawyer jokes.
    do you have any?
    Why don't rattlesnakes bite lawyers?
    Professional courtesy.

    (worked in a law office for about a year more than 25 years ago . . . . absolute WORST JOB OF MY ENTIRE LIFE)


    :lol:
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • mdigenakismdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    I attempt to teach.
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I Google. In addition to being a shepherd philosopher.
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    I am a professional pencil pusher at a dental good manufacturer in Chicago.

    :roll:
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