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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Someone catch you roughing the suspect in the men's room again?

    roughing the suspect? :lol: Actually, I was roughing him up in the women's bathroom again. Bunch of prudes... don't act like you aren't impressed!

    actually, I am impressed.
  • moemoe
    moemoe Posts: 72
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    moemoe wrote:
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.

    Throw them in a sack and ship them to my acid mine.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.

    Throw them in a sack and ship them to my acid mine.

    Address is:

    Eyedclaar
    3
    Idaho
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Address is:

    Eyedclaar
    3
    Idaho

    this is damn funny.

    Eyedclaar
    3
    Idaho

    :lol:

    fucking brilliant
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • moemoe
    moemoe Posts: 72
    Dissidentman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.

    Throw them in a sack and ship them to my acid mine.

    Address is:

    Eyedclaar
    3
    Idaho


    I dun get it?
  • pearljgirl2010
    pearljgirl2010 Shillington, PA/Tuckerton, NJ Posts: 3,428
    I'm a Vacation Specialist.

    Really...Liberty Travel doesn't call us Travel Consultants anymore...we are Vacation Specialists :-)
    Need a tour Travel Agent??? Pick me :-)

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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Risk manager at a hospital. But in my mind, I'm a crimefighting superhero. You should see me in my cape and breastplate.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • meme
    meme Posts: 4,695
    I'm a philosopher :)
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    moemoe wrote:
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.


    Yeah! I'm in Illinois, where it is ILLEGAL to practice as a CPM. Hoping that legislation changes that this Fall and I will start my schooling!

    For now, I love all the CNM's I get to work along side bringing beautiful babies in the world.

    Eyed, since I give mama's a lot of informational support, I will be sure to tell them about the acid mines. You should set up a website.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    moemoe wrote:
    I dun get it?

    Don't spend a lot of time in Idaho, eh?
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  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    eyedclaar wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I dun get it?

    Don't spend a lot of time in Idaho, eh?
    Don't worry, I get it.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    LoveOnTwoLegs wrote:

    Eyed, since I give mama's a lot of informational support, I will be sure to tell them about the acid mines. You should set up a website.

    Tell them to think of it as a free, permanent babysitting service...
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  • moemoe
    moemoe Posts: 72
    LoveOnTwoLegs wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I catch babies......


    aka A Midwife.


    Yeah! I'm in Illinois, where it is ILLEGAL to practice as a CPM. Hoping that legislation changes that this Fall and I will start my schooling!

    For now, I love all the CNM's I get to work along side bringing beautiful babies in the world.

    Eyed, since I give mama's a lot of informational support, I will be sure to tell them about the acid mines. You should set up a website.

    Wow, thats insane! I'm in Australia, and in public hospitals registered midwives care for about 70-80% of birthing women. Some women utilize the private system and employ their own OB, but even then the midwives are doing the majority of the labour and birth care. The doctors sometimes wander in at the last minute to catch the baby, then off they go again.
    It is getting really tricky over here to work as an independant midwife, new legislation is aiming to make homebirth effectively illegal. Australia will then hold the disgraceful honour of being the ONLY country in the world to have outlawed it. Absolutely disgusting in light of the fact that ALL of the research points towards homebirth for low risk women being as safe, if not safer, than hospital birth.

    Here's hoping you are able to start you schooling and be on your way towards midwifery, although as far as I am concerned, doulas are worth their absolute weight in gold! They offer a level of support that we midwives often find difficult to do in a busy birth suite. We are governed by hospital protocols and policies that we must adhere to, in spite of a LOT of it not being evidenced based care. Fortunately for me at this stage, I am working in a level 1 hospital, which is all low risk, and offers the opportunity to practice as closely to my own philosophy about birth as I am gonna get outside of the home based setting.
    All the best to you!
  • moemoe
    moemoe Posts: 72
    eyedclaar wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I dun get it?

    Don't spend a lot of time in Idaho, eh?


    LOL er nope, never been........
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    moemoe wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    moemoe wrote:
    I dun get it?

    Don't spend a lot of time in Idaho, eh?


    LOL er nope, never been........


    That's alright, neither has anyone else... thus the use of single digit addresses. :D
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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    finance manager for marriott hotels.
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    meme wrote:
    I'm a philosopher :)


    So am I. Think about it....
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Dissidentman wrote:
    meme wrote:
    I'm a philosopher :)


    So am I. Think about it....

    I thought Dissidentman was a professional wrestler!
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  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    meme wrote:
    I'm a philosopher :)


    So am I. Think about it....

    I thought Dissidentman was a professional wrestler!

    On June 29th, he's whatever he wants to be.
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