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  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    imalive wrote:
    jillkins wrote:

    Funny...i seriously have no idea who dunkman is! Is being a female, HR professional, PJ fan that odd?!? :P
    dunkman and/or chadwick are not be be taken seriously.
    Unlike you. :P :roll: ;)
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    edvedderrocks wrote:
    I'm a Chocolatier. I own two shops in South Jersey (my second one just opened 3 weeks ago at the shore) and I'm also a mom :D
    I have a feeling you may become very popular. 8-)
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • vant0037
    vant0037 Posts: 6,170
    jillkins wrote:
    Director of Human Resources for a large legal information provider in Minnesota
    And, this is my first post! :wave:

    Minnesota! I work as an attorney in Anoka. You're not with Westlaw are you? ;)
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  • GemsAndRhinestones
    GemsAndRhinestones Lakeville, MN Posts: 18
    vant0037 wrote:
    jillkins wrote:
    Director of Human Resources for a large legal information provider in Minnesota
    And, this is my first post! :wave:

    Minnesota! I work as an attorney in Anoka. You're not with Westlaw are you? ;)

    Yep!
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    jillkins wrote:

    Funny...i seriously have no idea who dunkman is! Is being a female, HR professional, PJ fan that odd?!? :P
    dunkman and/or chadwick are not be be taken seriously.
    and look at this guy.
    he seriously has a bong fired up.


    Yeah really....pffftttt....
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    vant0037 wrote:
    jillkins wrote:
    Director of Human Resources for a large legal information provider in Minnesota
    And, this is my first post! :wave:

    Minnesota! I work as an attorney in Anoka. You're not with Westlaw are you? ;)
    i love lawyer jokes.
    do you have any?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    vant0037 wrote:
    jillkins wrote:
    Director of Human Resources for a large legal information provider in Minnesota
    And, this is my first post! :wave:

    Minnesota! I work as an attorney in Anoka. You're not with Westlaw are you? ;)
    i love lawyer jokes.
    do you have any?

    What is a criminal lawyer?

    Redundant.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    What is a criminal lawyer?

    Redundant.
    um
    let me guess

    redudant, long and drawn out, long winded, um.. what else? slither like.
    i like the lawyer jokes about whale poop :lol:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    What is a criminal lawyer?

    Redundant.
    um
    let me guess

    redudant, long and drawn out, long winded, um.. what else? slither like.
    i like the lawyer jokes about whale poop :lol:

    or...

    What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

    One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    or...

    What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

    One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
    love it
    love you
    you are fantastic.

    move over johnny carson
    dissidentman is here
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    or...

    What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

    One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
    love it
    love you
    you are fantastic.

    move over johnny carson
    dissidentman is here

    Now I'm blushing...
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    or...

    What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

    One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.
    love it
    love you
    you are fantastic.

    move over johnny carson
    dissidentman is here

    Now I'm blushing...
    now stop it..
    we need more jokes not red faces
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • vant0037
    vant0037 Posts: 6,170
    jillkins wrote:
    vant0037 wrote:
    jillkins wrote:
    Director of Human Resources for a large legal information provider in Minnesota
    And, this is my first post! :wave:

    Minnesota! I work as an attorney in Anoka. You're not with Westlaw are you? ;)

    Yep!

    Awesome! Its nice to see other MN people here... :D
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    2013-07-19 Wrigley
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    vant0037 wrote:
    jillkins wrote:
    vant0037 wrote:

    Minnesota! I work as an attorney in Anoka. You're not with Westlaw are you? ;)

    Yep!

    Awesome! Its nice to see other MN people here... :D

    Lord knows we don't need more Massholes.
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    jillkins wrote:
    Is being a female, HR professional, PJ fan that odd?!? :P


    Extremely odd. Downright peculiar. Spectacularly weird and almost obscene. Now being a male, HR professional, PJ fan is perfectly normal and acceptable. I should know.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    jillkins wrote:
    Is being a female, HR professional, PJ fan that odd?!? :P


    Extremely odd. Downright peculiar. Spectacularly weird and almost obscene. Now being a male, HR professional, PJ fan is perfectly normal and acceptable. I should know.

    What do you know of HR, besides being on the wrong side of the table?
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Dissidentman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    jillkins wrote:
    Is being a female, HR professional, PJ fan that odd?!? :P


    Extremely odd. Downright peculiar. Spectacularly weird and almost obscene. Now being a male, HR professional, PJ fan is perfectly normal and acceptable. I should know.

    What do you know of HR, besides being on the wrong side of the table?

    13 years of experience, my friend. 13 fuckin' years. I've written myself up on several occassions, but it's cool, I totally deserved it each and every time.
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Extremely odd. Downright peculiar. Spectacularly weird and almost obscene. Now being a male, HR professional, PJ fan is perfectly normal and acceptable. I should know.

    What do you know of HR, besides being on the wrong side of the table?

    13 years of experience, my friend. 13 fuckin' years. I've written myself up on several occassions, but it's cool, I totally deserved it each and every time.

    Someone catch you roughing the suspect in the men's room again?
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Someone catch you roughing the suspect in the men's room again?

    roughing the suspect? :lol: Actually, I was roughing him up in the women's bathroom again. Bunch of prudes... don't act like you aren't impressed!
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    Q. What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
    A. The caterer.

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

    His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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