who's got the best sence of humor in the forum?

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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Χτύπημα (γέλιο) :lol:
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Χτύπημα (γέλιο) :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Good Lord :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    DangDang wrote:
    Oh yeah? Why I oughta....

    And that's Mrs.DangDang to you.

    I will throw the whole kit and kaboodle of tomfoolery.

    Chinatown, Schminatown AND the same place you come from.

    Put THAT in your sens pipe and smoke it, donkey lips.

    Well pardon my French. I didn't wanna have to get all trailer park on you but you were asking for it.

    And the only crack that I smoke with a pipe is an ass crack.

    I don't know what that means but I'm sure it has significance to somebody.

    For the record, and apparently this thread has accumulated one, sens ain't crack.

    I'm not sure if that was a wise crack you were attempting there, but it worked, so THERE.

    hmpph.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Χτύπημα (γέλιο) :lol:


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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    at least im sure i speak better Greek than some of you there

    You are definitely correct! :)

    And if any of us over here even ATTEMPTED Greek it would probably go something like this:










    :silent:
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    i open the thread about humor talking,so many friends here make us smile,laugh ,and have great time
    please respect that...
    thanks :)

    Oh, I thought that this WAS the actual humor contest.
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    I am gonna say Ms. Wes C. Addle.. Constant profanity and Badassness .. and use of words like amazeballs
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  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    Why now you dont bitching is one of the funniest threads ever.
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    thanks for bumbing the thread,time to sleep.
    my maid will be in the forum as always when i sleep..
    cheers

    Don't worry, shit usually gets flushed to the bottom when something better comes
    along.
    Sweet dreams.
    or when washed up board members still think people give a shit bout them like you do.

    Btw- you wish you had a cock that's as big as mine. But go ahead keep making fun of it while your married old ass sits infront of the computer wishing he had sex 5 nights a week instead of maybe 2. Foreplay to you is waiting for your viagra to kick in for that glorious 5 minutes of what you call sex.
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  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,232
    wow this thread took a drastic turn, kind of like the Mets when their bullpen is brought in during the late innings of a road game....
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  • guacamolejoeguacamolejoe Posts: 2,396
    metsfan wrote:
    thanks for bumbing the thread,time to sleep.
    my maid will be in the forum as always when i sleep..
    cheers

    Don't worry, shit usually gets flushed to the bottom when something better comes
    along.
    Sweet dreams.
    or when washed up board members still think people give a shit bout them like you do.

    Btw- you wish you had a cock that's as big as mine. But go ahead keep making fun of it while your married old ass sits infront of the computer wishing he had sex 5 nights a week instead of maybe 2. Foreplay to you is waiting for your viagra to kick in for that glorious 5 minutes of what you call sex.
    Damn, I'm married & over 50 :o . I'd be happy with 5 minutes of sex twice a week ;):lol::lol: .
    BTW, try & keep this a polite thread. It's about your sense of humor not about having a filthy mouth :? .
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  • metsfan wrote:
    or when washed up board members still think people give a shit bout them like you do.

    Btw- you wish you had a cock that's as big as mine. But go ahead keep making fun of it while your married old ass sits infront of the computer wishing he had sex 5 nights a week instead of maybe 2. Foreplay to you is waiting for your viagra to kick in for that glorious 5 minutes of what you call sex.

    Washed up board member?
    Alter ego??
    I think you've been fucking yourself in the brain a little too much there ItsyBitsycock.
    I'm waiting for the thread that asks the question "who's the biggest moron on the forums"
    because you my friend are a runaway winner.
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    So this guy walks into a bar...
    so a woman go to a doctor..say..
    doctor i have big big problem with sex..im really sick..
    what happen the doctor said..
    look doc..i want sex all day!!!!i have sex with my man when he comes from work,after lunch,before dinner,after dinner,before sleep.i woke him up at the middle of the night and ask for sex
    and the doctor say,,its all ok,u like sex,,its normal..
    no doc its not ok,,after he leaves to work i have sex with the mailman ,postman,some friends..i want it all day!!!
    ok,,so really this is a problem ,doc said..you are sick !!
    Great the woman said!!!!!Please doc can you write this down in a paper ,cos my hasband think im a whore!!!

    You are a whore D!!!!! And fuck mourinho and your fake ass Madrid!!!
  • badbrainsbadbrains Posts: 10,255
    yeah...let's fucking argue about who is/was more funny and get the fucking thread locked!!

    seriously...WTF?!!

    Erik, blackberry kush just arrived, get out here to Cali brotha! Bring the Crazy Greek with you!!! :mrgreen:
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    Trying to kill the thread without getting banned?
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    Trying to kill the thread without getting banned?

    This thread went downhill fast...........
    Take me piece by piece.....
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Χτύπημα (γέλιο) :lol:
    you are good!!! :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    badbrains wrote:
    So this guy walks into a bar...
    so a woman go to a doctor..say..
    doctor i have big big problem with sex..im really sick..
    what happen the doctor said..
    look doc..i want sex all day!!!!i have sex with my man when he comes from work,after lunch,before dinner,after dinner,before sleep.i woke him up at the middle of the night and ask for sex
    and the doctor say,,its all ok,u like sex,,its normal..
    no doc its not ok,,after he leaves to work i have sex with the mailman ,postman,some friends..i want it all day!!!
    ok,,so really this is a problem ,doc said..you are sick !!
    Great the woman said!!!!!Please doc can you write this down in a paper ,cos my hasband think im a whore!!!

    You are a whore D!!!!! And fuck mourinho and your fake ass Madrid!!!
    :roll: true :roll: but ill take u with me in plza cibelles to celebrate the 10th champion league next year :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    speedy say something funny...
    SO...

    Thoughts_Arrive walks into a bar....
    With a koala bear tied to his penis...............
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    badbrains wrote:
    yeah...let's fucking argue about who is/was more funny and get the fucking thread locked!!

    seriously...WTF?!!

    Erik, blackberry kush just arrived, get out here to Cali brotha! Bring the Crazy Greek with you!!! :mrgreen:
    Erik is still stone from pj radio when he listen Ed saying ,27 shows and we never played this one here.. ;)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    speedy say something funny...
    SO...

    Thoughts_Arrive walks into a bar....
    With a koala bear tied to his penis...............

    There is no other place that Koala bear would rather be.
    My penis > Any Tree
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    speedy say something funny...
    SO...

    Thoughts_Arrive walks into a bar....
    With a koala bear tied to his penis...............
    dont stop now, :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,435
    speedy say something funny...
    SO...

    Thoughts_Arrive walks into a bar....
    With a koala bear tied to his penis...............

    There is no other place that Koala bear would rather be.
    My penis > Any Tree
    How ya been???

    Havent seen you in a while.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    Down here in my treeeeeeeee yeah
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    Havent seen you in a while.[/quote]

    Fine, been away.
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  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    speedy say something funny...
    SO...

    Thoughts_Arrive walks into a bar....
    With a koala bear tied to his penis...............

    There is no other place that Koala bear would rather be.
    My penis > Any Tree
    oh,,thats why speedy likes .in my tree?? :shock: and chicken soup??? :o ...
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    btw SPEEDY. the first shirt arrive in a friend in canada,so yours will be soon i guess :)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    :D
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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