who's got the best sence of humor in the forum?

unlost dogs

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BinauralJam

unlost dogs wrote:

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Good Lord

DangDang

Hammerdonkey wrote:

DangDang wrote:

Oh yeah? Why I oughta....

And that's Mrs.DangDang to you.

I will throw the whole kit and kaboodle of tomfoolery.

Chinatown, Schminatown AND the same place you come from.

Put THAT in your sens pipe and smoke it, donkey lips.

Well pardon my French. I didn't wanna have to get all trailer park on you but you were asking for it.

And the only crack that I smoke with a pipe is an ass crack.

I don't know what that means but I'm sure it has significance to somebody.

For the record, and apparently this thread has accumulated one, sens ain't crack.

I'm not sure if that was a wise crack you were attempting there, but it worked, so THERE.

hmpph.

CJMST3K

unlost dogs wrote:

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He's a terrorist!

DangDang

dimitrispearljam wrote:

at least im sure i speak better Greek than some of you there

You are definitely correct!

And if any of us over here even ATTEMPTED Greek it would probably go something like this:










:silent:

DangDang

dimitrispearljam wrote:

i open the thread about humor talking,so many friends here make us smile,laugh ,and have great time
please respect that...
thanks

Oh, I thought that this WAS the actual humor contest.

CAVSTARR313

I am gonna say Ms. Wes C. Addle.. Constant profanity and Badassness .. and use of words like amazeballs

keeponrockin

Why now you dont bitching is one of the funniest threads ever.

Gary Carter

Slap upside the head wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

thanks for bumbing the thread,time to sleep.
my maid will be in the forum as always when i sleep..
cheers

Don't worry, shit usually gets flushed to the bottom when something better comes
along.
Sweet dreams.

or when washed up board members still think people give a shit bout them like you do.

Btw- you wish you had a cock that's as big as mine. But go ahead keep making fun of it while your married old ass sits infront of the computer wishing he had sex 5 nights a week instead of maybe 2. Foreplay to you is waiting for your viagra to kick in for that glorious 5 minutes of what you call sex.

xavier mcdaniel

wow this thread took a drastic turn, kind of like the Mets when their bullpen is brought in during the late innings of a road game....

guacamolejoe

metsfan wrote:

Slap upside the head wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

thanks for bumbing the thread,time to sleep.
my maid will be in the forum as always when i sleep..
cheers

Don't worry, shit usually gets flushed to the bottom when something better comes
along.
Sweet dreams.

or when washed up board members still think people give a shit bout them like you do.

Btw- you wish you had a cock that's as big as mine. But go ahead keep making fun of it while your married old ass sits infront of the computer wishing he had sex 5 nights a week instead of maybe 2. Foreplay to you is waiting for your viagra to kick in for that glorious 5 minutes of what you call sex.

Damn, I'm married & over 50 . I'd be happy with 5 minutes of sex twice a week .
BTW, try & keep this a polite thread. It's about your sense of humor not about having a filthy mouth :? .

Slap upside the head

metsfan wrote:

or when washed up board members still think people give a shit bout them like you do.

Btw- you wish you had a cock that's as big as mine. But go ahead keep making fun of it while your married old ass sits infront of the computer wishing he had sex 5 nights a week instead of maybe 2. Foreplay to you is waiting for your viagra to kick in for that glorious 5 minutes of what you call sex.

Washed up board member?
Alter ego??
I think you've been fucking yourself in the brain a little too much there ItsyBitsycock.
I'm waiting for the thread that asks the question "who's the biggest moron on the forums"
because you my friend are a runaway winner.

badbrains

dimitrispearljam wrote:

Got a hard hard head wrote:

So this guy walks into a bar...

so a woman go to a doctor..say..
doctor i have big big problem with sex..im really sick..
what happen the doctor said..
look doc..i want sex all day!!!!i have sex with my man when he comes from work,after lunch,before dinner,after dinner,before sleep.i woke him up at the middle of the night and ask for sex
and the doctor say,,its all ok,u like sex,,its normal..
no doc its not ok,,after he leaves to work i have sex with the mailman ,postman,some friends..i want it all day!!!
ok,,so really this is a problem ,doc said..you are sick !!
Great the woman said!!!!!Please doc can you write this down in a paper ,cos my hasband think im a whore!!!

You are a whore D!!!!! And fuck mourinho and your fake ass Madrid!!!

badbrains

U R A Crazy Breed wrote:

yeah...let's fucking argue about who is/was more funny and get the fucking thread locked!!

seriously...WTF?!!

Erik, blackberry kush just arrived, get out here to Cali brotha! Bring the Crazy Greek with you!!!

theserialthrilla

:shock: 12 hours later ...whats happened in here.

Thoughts_Arrive

Trying to kill the thread without getting banned?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Thoughts_Arrive wrote:

Trying to kill the thread without getting banned?

This thread went downhill fast...........

theserialthrilla

speedy say something funny...

dimitrispearljam

unlost dogs wrote:

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you are good!!!

dimitrispearljam

badbrains wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

Got a hard hard head wrote:

So this guy walks into a bar...

so a woman go to a doctor..say..
doctor i have big big problem with sex..im really sick..
what happen the doctor said..
look doc..i want sex all day!!!!i have sex with my man when he comes from work,after lunch,before dinner,after dinner,before sleep.i woke him up at the middle of the night and ask for sex
and the doctor say,,its all ok,u like sex,,its normal..
no doc its not ok,,after he leaves to work i have sex with the mailman ,postman,some friends..i want it all day!!!
ok,,so really this is a problem ,doc said..you are sick !!
Great the woman said!!!!!Please doc can you write this down in a paper ,cos my hasband think im a whore!!!

You are a whore D!!!!! And fuck mourinho and your fake ass Madrid!!!

:roll: true :roll: but ill take u with me in plza cibelles to celebrate the 10th champion league next year